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[Totenfisch]

somenoob: der
Dersheissen: yes?
somenoob: can u spare me some creds
somenoob: i need help
Dersheissen: you gonna do something to earn em?
somenoob: wat u want me todo
Dersheissen: dance until i say stop
somenoob: hpw
Dersheissen: just do /disco a few times
somenoob: come on man i aint no street performer

*discos a few times, I give him 200k*

somenoob: thanks


Worth it for the laugh I got.

[Syyceria]

[M*******]: *slowly looks you up and down* You are definitely fine. Fine and incredibly sexy. *looks up and smiles*
[M*******]: mt to my girlfriend. lol

[Russm1]

its not my quote but still funny..

[Hellcom] Flatine7: guy walks into a bar orders 6 shots of vodka.. bartender sets them all out and the guys drinks them all rela fast... bartender says hey buddy what's the occasion? guy says My first blow job!!!!!... Bartender says WELL! in that cse the 7th ones on me... guy says NO thx!!!! if 6 of em can't get the taste outta my mouth the 7th aint gonna do nothin

[Keldros]

[M*******]: *slowly looks you up and down* You are definitely fine. Fine and incredibly sexy. *looks up and smiles*
[M*******]: mt to my girlfriend. lol

Where have i heard that before?

[Cox]

<Mek> that rocks
<Mek> you know, except the me having to see a dick in a muffler
<Mek> thing
<Mek> not a big dicks in mufflers guy


later on....


<cox> check this out
<cox> (link edited out)
<Mek> I'm in the computer commons right now
<Mek> surrounded by the brilliant minds of tomorrow
<Mek> do you think they would appreciate some guy screwing a jar of yogurt with his thumb?
<Mek> they did

[vunts]

I know I know, that this is for in-game quotes, but I don't want to drag the other thread out of line, so I will try to imitate the in-game "view" and also add my comment of: sigh.

[Drama ooc] Lai**ea: I remeber Ky*i when he was grey in borealis, but El*quent where were you like 6 month ago? in Elysium or something?
[Drama ooc] El*quent: 2007-06-02 216 15 Clan Devil Inside Applicant
[Drama ooc] Lai**ea: lol like i care of what you are/was .....

[Louderer789]

Let's see what I had saved in me text file recently

[Wolfnet] Steeltown: um dust you realize im omni right?
[Wolfnet] Wolfnet: [Wolf Brigade] Dusteen: i forgot your factioned
[Wolfnet] Steeltown: shall we fake LD? lol
[Team] Steeltown: um...explosive diahrea i gotta run
You are no longer in a team.
[Wolfnet] Steeltown: id say i did that with tact and grace


[Team] Buggslayer: WTS dOOR LAG
[Team] Steeltown: market for that is not so good
[Team] Buggslayer: tell that to FC,,they buy it by the bulk

[Team] Steeltown: clionius? raidleader asked you 3 times to kill pet?
[Team] Steeltown: i think he pulled a helen keller on us. blind and deaf
[Team] Whataforce: ./hunt afk?
[Team] Clionius: brb
[Team] Steeltown: ...
[Team] Whataforce: lol

[TETN] Tetnbot: [IRC] ^KP^: wonder if a team of 6 crats could do a 220 hard
[TETN] Zavy: how would they kill the last charm? :P
[TETN] Sethic: sofc crat just alpha's last one

[Lanaah]

<Mek> that rocks
<Mek> you know, except the me having to see a dick in a muffler
<Mek> thing
<Mek> not a big dicks in mufflers guy

Someone was looking at dragons having sex with cars porn again!

[Louderer789]

[Team] Arfpint: i may be a bit useless for 10mins or so... eating me dinner
[Team] Mudholstompr: whats ur excuse the rest of the time

[Ludozee]

BAD typo today while talking to an ARK:

(Mortiisha is the ARK helping out on a pet)

Ludette: Well, I'd like to thank you for your quick response and the nice chat
Mortiisha: Well, I'd better head back to the office, but please feel free to petition again if you need anything else at all
Ludette smiles
Mortiisha smiles
Ludette: Will certainly do, and keep up the good work!
Mortiisha: You're very welcome, take care and enjoy your sunday
Ludette: Thanks, have a nice sh*t
Ludette: shift
Ludette: ...
Ludette blushes

Edit: Luckily, she was quite understanding

[KarmaKamikaze]

I relogged from my main so I could team with my AO-newb gf's toon. Didn't tell her which alt I was going to.

[Me]credplx
[her]Excuse me?
[Me]Could i have sum credz plz?
[Her]I don't really have much, but where are you?
[Me]Rome plz
[Her] I'm in the subway now, and I don't really know how to get there...


I went on to laugh and tell her it was me and explain where Rome was and why going there would be abad idea. She was acting mad, but i know she was laughing too ;P

[PingBong]

after losing a drunk argument to a fellow nerd over memory sticks i came up with a perfect statement b4 logging off

To [Jxxxxr]: FU my memory stick can transport 4gb of data from point A to point B in one second, even half a second if i throw it hard enough!

[Keldros]

after losing a drunk argument to a fellow nerd over memory sticks i came up with a perfect statement b4 logging off

To [Jxxxxr]: FU my memory stick can transport 4gb of data from point A to point B in one second, even half a second if i throw it hard enough!

There's a quote from outside the game that sums it up better:
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.--Andrew S. Tannenbaum.

[Blackdog]

Being in morgan morph, some newbie asked to join my org, and heres the result

[Sevrun2210]: hi
[Sevrun2210]: i dont want fight
[Sevrun2210]: can i join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: No, you are not worthy.
[Sevrun2210]: plis
To [Sevrun2210]: I dont think you want to get me annoyed.
[Sevrun2210]: no
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing for join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: Proove your self worthy then
[Sevrun2210]: what you want i do
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing
To [Sevrun2210]: Take out these guards.
[Sevrun2210]: if you want

Remains of Sevrun2210

[mechanuf]

[Org. Msg.] Nomez kicked Morons from your organization.
[Angels of the Night] Mechanuf: o.O
[Angels of the Night] Mechanuf: We had Morons in our org


[Clan OOC] Nyimen: is is central america straight in the middle or nearer to west or east?

[Louderer789]

[TETN] Bockrocker: you need apf/tnh belts for any serious twinking anyway
[TETN] Tetnbot: [DR] Byracka: And not everyone needs to twink to your standards to be content Rocker
[TETN] Bockrocker: 300 or bust!!!
[TETN] Grittlez: that's what the persians said, look at them now

[Ninjaloot]

Being in morgan morph, some newbie asked to join my org, and heres the result

[Sevrun2210]: hi
[Sevrun2210]: i dont want fight
[Sevrun2210]: can i join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: No, you are not worthy.
[Sevrun2210]: plis
To [Sevrun2210]: I dont think you want to get me annoyed.
[Sevrun2210]: no
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing for join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: Proove your self worthy then
[Sevrun2210]: what you want i do
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing
To [Sevrun2210]: Take out these guards.
[Sevrun2210]: if you want

Remains of Sevrun2210

LoL this one was funny

[Blackdog]

^___^

[TheCookie]

after losing a drunk argument to a fellow nerd over memory sticks i came up with a perfect statement b4 logging off

To [Jxxxxr]: FU my memory stick can transport 4gb of data from point A to point B in one second, even half a second if i throw it hard enough!

lol nice one

[minigal]

Palaiswacd - Clan Unity!
Horseblower - F Clam Unity! I R teh Tower King! Wait...who altered teh logz?!?
Foaileud - Doh! I deleted another BOC
Cassnutz - FFA ftw...bishes!
Amordork - OMGF u r racist...je pense?!11one!11ereven!12!

discuss.