[Gyrina]: what's a noob?
enough said
actually, not at all. lots of people 1) don't necessarily speak perfect english and 2) are not familiar with slang
depends on context though...
Heh, here's a chat that went on a few days ago, that I haven't posted yet.
[OT OOC] Player1: Yeah is suck a ****in weird word
[OT OOC] Player1: 4 ****in vowels what the hell?
[OT OOC] Player2: what?
[OT OOC] Enforcon: Huh?..
[OT OOC] Player1: yeah is 4 vowels
[OT OOC] Player1: oh nvm h is not a vowel
[OT OOC] Player1: lol
[OT OOC] Player2: yeah has 2 vowels
[OT OOC] Player1: naw y is a vowel
[OT OOC] Player2: y is sometimes a vowel
[OT OOC] Player1: so 2.5 vowels
[OT OOC] Player2: no 2 vowels
[OT OOC] Player1: 2.5
[OT OOC] Player2: if the word were sky then y is a vowel
[OT OOC] Player1: you can make excuses all day but its 2.5
[OT OOC] Player2: in yeah y takes on the hard sound of a consanant so its not even half of a vowel
[OT OOC] Player3: I tried putting two y's together, and I got an "H"... so maybe y is actually half a consonant?...
[OT OOC] Player2: no the definition of "Y" depends on the word its used in. and what word has 2 y's back to back
[OT OOC] Player3: um... a backwards y just looks like a K with the up-and-down part blown up... or maybe an upside down lambda...
At which point they stopped
wut
*wipes tears of laughter*
[Vicinity] Hilfy: Expecting?
[Vicinity] Redtricks: Pregnant? No.
From today (paraphrased)
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate1: Lol nobody can control me!
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate2: All I did was threaten him a lil bit ^^
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate3: LOL
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate4: Rofl
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate1: *checks to see if his girlfriend is near* yep nobody can control me
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate2: LOL
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate4: LM*O
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate3: lol
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate5: LOL
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate6: ROFL
[Keepers of Mortality] Sudayxis: rofl
This is in my MP's sig (well, except the lol's and rofl's)
<edit: reworded to something closer to actual>
Last edited by Berrenta; Aug 1st, 2006 at 02:28:57.
Orgmate explaining how to use the Ergo ring to enter Scheol:
[Orgmate] you take you ring and lick the botton at the bottom
Chronic Shichiroji Argonaut: 220 / 25 / 55 (Slice and dice)
Not Shichidoc Fighter: 177 / 18 / 42 (Pew Pew)
Moon Metallishi Dog: 156 / 13 / ?? (Mini TS)
General of Haven (we are recruiting!), Haven's token Aussie and owner of a ql 310 Fine-Tuned DNA-Locked Blaster Rifle.
Hic sunt dracones.
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: besides when I get to an alien playfield first thing is loot kyr'ozch helmet to trade in for Exemplar Award board and get Dynamic Gas Redristribution for Silenced Kyr
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: rofl you dont have 2.5k tokens so wtf is the point?
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: Yako when you trade in the Kyr helmet to the guy in the bar he gives you Exemplar Board He gives you the 2.5K board
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: yeah but you cant wear until you get the tokens f00
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: you get the board without having to do a mish
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: so what by the time you get it you can wear it
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: yako the helmet cannot be worn it can only be traded in
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: ffs im not saying it can
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: never said anything about the helm
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: go to a website and read on alien playfields infact thiers a nice guide in the forums
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: omg
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: YOU CANT WEAR THE BOARD UNTIL YOU GET THE TOKENS clear enough?
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: Omni-Tek Award - Exemplar NODROP Playshift requirements Quality levelPECIAL Requirements: Wear: omni Awarded Omni-Tek Tokens from 2500 Level from 210 Not Shade Loc: Neck Modifier: Max Health 1800 Run Speed 250 Nano Progra 250 Comp. Liter 250 Concealment 160 Max Nano 1800 Add All Off 75 Add All Def. 75 Add. Proj. Dam. 30 Add. Melee Dam. 30 Add. Energy Dam. 30 Add. Chem. Dam. 30 Add. Rad. Dam. 30 Add.Cold Dam. 30 Add. Fire Dam. 30 Add. Poison Dam. 30 % Add. Xp 9 Description: This plaque commemorates years of faithful and devoted service. Let none question the dedication of this employee, for the spirit of Omni-Tek is truly embodied in them. We celebrate their loyalty, both in the past and in the future.
[Heroes of the Massacre] Yakokeeper: Wear: omni Awarded Omni-Tek Tokens from 2500
[Heroes of the Massacre] lvl175: yako I dont care anymore I'am busy
BTW he refuses to do any missions at all ever :P
Last edited by Yakoman; Jul 27th, 2006 at 21:56:33.
Well, guess he is in for a rude awakening btw Prong ftw!Originally Posted by Yakoman
"If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the sky
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty one --
I am become Death,
The shatterer of Worlds."
This is in progress right now. Totally cracks me up. Im on Apf raid btw and this weirdo started to send me tells 10 mins ago:
[Bluckpoun]: hi
To [Bluckpoun]: hi
[Bluckpoun]: pvp?
To [Bluckpoun]: ?
[Bluckpoun]: I in a bad humor want to seek you fight?
[Bluckpoun]: can?
[Bluckpoun]: pvp ok?
To [Bluckpoun]: do i know you?
[Bluckpoun]: no
To [Bluckpoun]: why are you sending me tells then
[Bluckpoun]: Because your very difficult dozen So I want to seek you fight You dare to dare not to come?
To [Bluckpoun]: ehm, i dont understand what are you trying to say at all. learn some proper english and then try to communicate
[Bluckpoun]: I want you to fight with me you come not to come?
To [Bluckpoun]: LEARN SOME ENGLISH FIRST
[Bluckpoun]: Chicken heart
To [Bluckpoun]: quoted for sure
[Bluckpoun]: Come to don't come
[Bluckpoun]: oa grid
[Bluckpoun]: Come to don't come
[Bluckpoun]: ?
To [Bluckpoun]: ni he huai zhong?
To [Bluckpoun]: kyamuela
[Bluckpoun]: ma de
[Bluckpoun]: lai bu lai
[Bluckpoun]: long si ni
To [Bluckpoun]: idi na kyu
[Bluckpoun]: Come to don't come
lai bu lai
Originally Posted by octopuss
Apparently he's trying to catch up to the competition.
Can you imagine putting these guys together?
They could come to not come and grow level by brog that strick. Then they would just need that sword stone...
After camping GoT for 3+ hours with no GTA drop, and getting KSed a few times....
[***]: hello, r u there?
[***]: hello?
To [***]: hi!
[***]: hate to ask u of this, but my team lvl is 5
[***]: can we plz get got next?
To [***]: no
[***]: we just want 1 gta, and we'll be gone...
To [***]: doesnt everyone?
Just 1 GTA.....and I haven't gotten one in hours...LOL
[OT OOC] X: on this Urgent Sensitive Information (QL 1) I have taken it to the terminal, it will not take it, but I did get my mission token
[OT OOC] X: do I still need it if I got my token
[OT OOC] Yakokeeper: no
X: you saying no to me?
To [X]: yeah you dont need it
X: you know how long I have been asking for help on these? I have 5 backpacks full of these on my main
To [X]: lol
So, the title of a kite team is something valuable, that you have to earn? That is funny!Originally Posted by zenwon
I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind.
You know, XXXXXXing out names doesn't work so well when you don't remove them from what's being said.
Moonleg, 220 Adventurer and never levelling again!
Fixored, 167 gridrunner
Lunarblade, 94 honorable keeper.
Lavan, 115 pretty-boy doctor that needs more levels.
Moonatic, 117 tinkerer of gizmos.
Fortehwin, 211 shadow-creeper. With glowsticks.
Ammoonium, 108 NT gimpz0r.
Dingbot, 100 XP-stick.
Runalot,169 freexer.
Horsehumper, 36 hor ... I mean, fist-fighter.
Debuff, 46 wrangle-giver.
Clan OOC is weird sometimes...
Anyways, quotes from me:
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I had turned on Clan Shopping and saw:
[Clan Shopping 1-50][xxxx] WTB 190+ robot junk
I had three in my inventory, so I sent a tell:
[To xxxx] hi there, do you still need the robot junk?
[xxxx] yes
[xxxx] how much?
To xxxx] hang on, let me take them out of the inventory
I post the three pieces:
[xxxx] okay
[xxxx] they're good to make VTEs right?
[To xxxx] pretty sure they would be
[xxxx] how much for three?
[To xxxx] how about 3mil for the three of them?
[xxxx] rofl no way
[To xxxx] well okay then, gl
A pause, then...
[xxxx] lmao how can you ask that much?
[xxxx] soul frag sells for 1mil
[xxxx] i'm not paying for something that is worth nothing
[To xxxx] well, i've sold robot junk for 1mil before
[xxxx] lmfao yeah right
--
Do not feed beggars - I saw this in WA vicinity chat:
[Beggar] can someone give me some money please?
[Beggar] can someone give me some money please??
[Beggar] please can someone give me money?
Someone gives the beggar something - I guess to shut them up.
[Beggar] thank you xxxx
A few minutes later:
[Beggar] i need 5000k xxxx, please
[Beggar] i need to buy better staff
[Beggar] please xxxx, 5000k please
A pause while the beggar chases after the unfortunate person.
[Beggar] xxxx? 5000k?
Chronic Shichiroji Argonaut: 220 / 25 / 55 (Slice and dice)
Not Shichidoc Fighter: 177 / 18 / 42 (Pew Pew)
Moon Metallishi Dog: 156 / 13 / ?? (Mini TS)
General of Haven (we are recruiting!), Haven's token Aussie and owner of a ql 310 Fine-Tuned DNA-Locked Blaster Rifle.
Hic sunt dracones.
So what exactly is supposed to be funny here? The fact you horribly overpriced robot junk?Originally Posted by Shichiroji