OTPC: Attempted robbery in Jobe results in four dead

**Editor: OTPC** · Mar 1st, 2006, 14:23:46

Attempted robbery in Jobe results in four dead
March 1, 29480 [Atlantean]

OTPC - In the early hours of the morning of February 28th, a group of no less than twenty men -- a combined force of atrox, solitus, nanomage and opifex -- entered Jobe and headed for Jobe Market.

Scanners picked them up as armed with swords, but were dismissed on the belief that they were headed for Elysium. However events began to turn nasty when they stormed the Heavenly Business shop on that level.

According to security logs, the shop was relatively deserted and the thugs set themselves upon a relatively young looking woman. The woman at first fled out onto the streets of the market but was soon followed by the group.

When Jobe guards arrived they found fifteen men incapacitated with multiple broken bones and internal bleeding. An additional four were identified this afternoon by a passer-by on Rubi-Ka. DNA Scans confirmed the scattered remains of four bodies in Wailing Wastes were a result of a fall from Jobe.

The 'victim' was identified as Master Bahirae Serugiusu, a master strategist and highly experienced martial artist from Omni-Pol. While she was not shocked at the fact she'd thrown four fully grown men to their death she was keen on stating that "Women are no easy targets, especially Omni-Tek Women."

**Vincentprice** · Mar 1st, 2006, 14:30:22

Muahaha... That oughta teach 'em manners!

I think I just fell in love!

**jokzer** · Mar 1st, 2006, 14:32:47

Hehe, yeah

a woman after my own heart!

Hey, no cutting in line, Vincent!

**Ms_Idoru** · Mar 1st, 2006, 15:00:20

Originally Posted by Editor: OTPC

the scattered remains of four bodies in Wailing Wastes were a result of a fall from Jobe.

As I recall however, Jobe is stationary over the ocean. Above the area aptly called the "Sea of Jobe"
A good question wouldbe HOW they traversed such a distance during the fall.

**Neista** · Mar 1st, 2006, 16:28:32

Good to see an omni-tek employee defending herself so vigourously, tho i wonder if there was more to this attack than meets the eye.

**Darkintent** · Mar 1st, 2006, 16:29:51

a strong wind, over that kind of fall, can carry even heavy objects a long way.

**Ms_Idoru** · Mar 1st, 2006, 17:31:31

((Yes, I just watched that episode of Las Vegas again.))

**Anamelle** · Mar 1st, 2006, 21:38:20

I'd love to interview that woman.

**Negs** · Mar 1st, 2006, 23:46:30

*laughs Heartily* Oh my that is just great!!

I can just see it now .. "oh look an unarmed woman" *bursts harder into laughter*

oh man i can't take anymore haaaaaahahahahahahahahahahh.

*takes the news report and hands it around to his soldiers*

**Andratrean** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:08:48

she does have a point honestly whats this world coming down to? usually you have to beat your attackers into the ground and kill them to get them to understand your point....

honestly I dont know why she bothered sparing those stupid fools I would have killed them all. of course I would give them a chance to escape but then if they truly were idiotic and stayed to the death then maybe this world is better off of such idiots.

it is still indeed nice to know there are women out there that are very much well trained in the art of death (at least I am not alone) why they were after her is none of my concern I could care less about their motives but like I said if I was in her shoes I wouldnt hesitate to have them all killed I leave no threat alive. (let the bugger's learn their lesson besides there is reclaim insurance.)

**Darkintent** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:48:38

I would like to meet her myself, if nothing else ask for a few lessons.

**jokzer** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 09:11:06

[QUOTE=SirNegs*takes the news report and hands it around to his soldiers*[/QUOTE]Yup, a real nice lesson on what assumption is.. the mother of all.. ehh.. mistakes.

**Kahava** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 13:24:06

[[Hehe, someone messed up some tags

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*laughs at the stupidity of some people*

I wonder how stupid people can be. After centuries of war and when the whole planet is under arms due to an extra-planetarian invasion you'd think they realised that anyone without weapons were capable of fighting with other means.. *rolls eyes*

**Twistshot** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 18:05:07

I wonder how many of the womans attackers will be returning from reclaim without their family gems

**Darkintent** · Mar 2nd, 2006, 23:48:42

Originally Posted by Twistshot

I wonder how many of the womans attackers will be returning from reclaim without their family gems

Based on how fast she would have had to take them down to avoid being swarmed, I would expect plenty of em

**Amavenn** · Mar 3rd, 2006, 06:14:11

Originally Posted by Editor: OTPC

While she was not shocked at the fact she'd thrown four fully grown men to their death she was keen on stating that "Women are no easy targets, especially Omni-Tek Women."

She must be the new Atrox female gender.

**Kahava** · Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:52:13

Originally Posted by Amavenn

She must be the new Atrox female gender.

Nope, just a welltrained fighter.
Going to be slightly less annoying to go dancing for a while, I guess.

**Nobody** · Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:16:36

Pffft, i jump off of jobe all the time...nothing happens...

well im sure those guys couldnt fly without a yalm either...

**Windguaerd** · Mar 6th, 2006, 19:55:19

The first omni female I think I would not consider crossing...now that is refreshing!

**Kahava** · Mar 7th, 2006, 09:02:28

Mr. Windguaerd, I wold suggest that you treat all women respectfully and politely.
This war has been going on for so long that any and all adults are experienced in at least one form of self defence, regardless of gender, race and political views.

Sometimes, when a resounding slap isn't enough we'll go that step farther..

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