The Leaders of Omni-Tek
February 20, 29480 - Malogar [Global]
The hand made suits, the shiny boots, and the grand penthouses. These are the perks of being a CEO within the Omni-Tek Corporation. We know them, from either their deeds, or from various interviews, but do we really know who they are? Some say that these people are as close to being a god as any man can be. I will do my best to describe that these people, are in fact, just that, people, of flesh and blood.
First up, we have Ivan Sergevich, the infamous CEO of Omni-Pol. It is said that he can kill a man with the look of his eyes, but of cause, that is only something he does, if your in the way of him reaching the next bottle of Vodka. That man drinks so much, that he get a job as a disinfections vendor, due to his blood and breath being pure alcohol. No wonder why those who shot Boss Ross have evaded capture. Ivan was properly drunk when he went over the reports, brought in by his men, who are just as incompetent as he is.
Next up is Eva Purpupla, whatever her last name is. The leader of Reform, the living mind twister. She was the one who came up with the famous slogans like “Omni-Tek serves you”, and “Omni-Tek is your friend”. Well, if they were my friend, then they would surely get rid of this woman, who on the slightest sign of disloyalty to the company will throw people in jail, or reform as they call it, and begin to play with their brain. She claims to be quite smart. Well, if she is so smart, why is it that there is still crime within Omni-1? She is working with Ivan, though, so that might explain a bit -- the mind twister and drunk, sounds like a bad holo-video.
And now, my favourite, Rita Prestin, the CEO of Omni-Med, the ice queen, makeup mamma! Her budget on makeup could fund the price for notum mining a whole year. Some say she is over 200 years old. If that is the case, then I must admit that she is good looking, for a piece of plastic. She is more interested in putting on makeup, then taking care of the facilities under her command, like Biomare. That place is a hellhole these days, but then again, she does have her fingers in almost everything sinister one could think of.
And finally, we got the new CEO of Omni-Tek, Tarkhan Zora. Does Zora sound like a girls name to the rest of you? I would not be surprised if he likes to dress up like a little girl when he is off duty, which would be all the time, as he is just as active as the former CEO. Of course, Ross was more attractive then Miss Zora ever will be. I mean, have you seen the man’s face? There is certainly room for improvements there! Maybe Rita could give him a few makeup tips, while Eva picks out a dress?
Zora the Cross dresser, it does have a ring to it, does it not?
These are the true facts, more or less, about our shall we say, beloved CEOs, our friends.
All hail cross dresser Zora, and her drunken mind twisting makeup minions.
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