Since a couple of days, some weird things happen on Channel 42, the well known and popular interfactional radio channel. It seems two recently elected Newland City Council ministers, Jujuwalker, Minister of Trade and Yarko, Minister of Foreign affairs, have found their counterparts…
Who these people are and what they are up to, no one seems to know. Some say it’s a mere publicity stunt for the new Newland City Council, others think these wannabe ministers are just misguided fans.
Meanwhile, both “real” ministers express their dedication to the people of Newland and will continue the real work.
Here are some logs of recent conversations on Channel 42:
[CH42] Yarku: Greetings citiznes of Rubi-Ka
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Hi Dr Nick!
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Who are you?
[CH42] Yarku: I am the new Foreign Minister for Newland City
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: You are?
[CH42] Yarku: Yes
[CH42] Kettera: Hello Minister.
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Well, sort out the random killings then! All the clanners shooting the Newland guards randomly
[CH42] Yarku: Hello Kettera
[CH42] Yarku: Is that an issue for you Gorgefodder3?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Yes, and most Newland residents
[CH42] Yarku: That is very interesting. I will look into it.
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Thank you
[CH42] Yarku: But for today I would like to convene an emergency meeting
in Newland to discuss the children stealing problem
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Children stealing?
[CH42] Yarku: Yes, it was in the news. Nanomages stealing children.
[CH42] Yarku: I do not think this should be encouraged
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Well, I hope no one accuses us the NLF
[CH42] Yarku: I think the name NLF has been mentioned
[CH42] Yarku: Date today! Time, as soon as possible, location Newland of
course
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Neuters?
[CH42] Yarku: Yes, they can come too
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: As in Neuters R us?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: That’s where its being held?
[CH42] Yarku: Yes, that would be acceptable
[CH42] Yarku: I will go there now
[CH42] Jojowalker: Hello fellow Minister.
[CH42] Yarku: Hello Minster of Trade!
[CH42] Jojowalker: Are we meeting to discuss the citizenship issue?
[CH42] Yarku: My dear minster for Trade, I am sure you are also concerned
about the children stealing crisis?
[CH42] Jojowalker: Yes off course.
[CH42] Jojowalker: It would be awful for Newland trade if they were sold with no profit cut to the city.
[CH42] Yarku: I wish to hold a meeting in Newland City to discuss this crisis
[CH42] Jojowalker: I am there at the moment but will be unable to attend.
[CH42] Nuser: *yawns* someone mentioned a meeting?
[CH42] Jojowalker: Still working on the draft of the Rollerrat Neutral Citizenship document.
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Rollerrat?
[CH42] Yarku: Indeed Nuser. Have you not heard of the current children stealing situation?
[CH42] Nuser: of course I have. I get the newspaper on daily basis
[CH42] Jojowalker: Yes, think of the tax potential if all the local rats were made full tax paying citizens.
[CH42] Yarku: As Foreign Minster of Newland City, I think we need to address this issue, hence I have resolved to call a meeting at Neuters r Us
[ Shortly later at Neuters r Us. Members of the Nanomage Liberation Front
including Nuser show up then leave. ]
[CH42] Yarku: Hello everyone I, the Foreign Minster of Newland City request an emergency meeting at Neuters are Us
[CH42] Yarku: The issue to discuss is children stealing
[CH42] Yarku: I am sure you have all read about it in the press
[CH42] Yarku: Or maybe had a child of your own stolen recently?
[CH42] Nuser: Maybe people would trust the two of you if you weren’t imposters
[CH42] Jojowalker: This is most su****ious.
[CH42] Yarku: Your actions Nuser make you as suspect in the case
[CH42] Jojowalker: You punks walk out of an emergency meeting.
[CH42] Yarku: Are you not a nanomage?
[CH42] Nuser: Last time I checked I was yes
[CH42] Yarku: Are not all the children stealers nanomages?
[CH42] Nuser: So they claim
[CH42] Yarku: I rest my case
[CH42] Jojowalker: I concur with the Minister Yarku, this most definitely puts you on the suspect list.
[CH42] Nuser: And are the two of you not scammers?
[CH42] Yarku: No, we are ministers
[CH42] Nuser: *bursts into laughter* yes and I steal children
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: *pssst* She eats them too
[CH42] Jojowalker: Admission of guilt, right there,
[CH42] Yarku: She eats the children?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: No
[CH42] Jojowalker: Raw or Cooked?
[CH42] Nuser: Raw of course
[CH42] Yarku: That does make restitution a problem.
[CH42] Kettera: *gagging cough* Oh well that is gross.
[CH42] Nuser: *sighs* what kind of a monster do you guys think I am?
[CH42] Yarku: I do not think an eaten child is worth as much as a non-eaten one.
[CH42] Jojowalker: Nope it wouldn’t be.
[CH42] Yarku: But I can make enquiries
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Yarku, if you honestly believe she eats children, then I have no faith in the Newland city council
[CH42] Yarku: Ask the citizens of Newland what they think about eaten children
[CH42] Kettera: Just don't eat the clan children - I hear the water in Tir makes us Clanners taste funny.
[CH42] Nuser: Its all a matter of taste Kettera
[CH42] Yarku: The fact remains Clan children were stolen too
[CH42] Yarku: Though I am not sure if from Tir or not
[CH42] Jojowalker: It just goes lower and lower punks. From kidnapping to
cannibalism to anarchy.
[CH42] Yarku: We can't have anarchy, we have just only been elected
[CH42] Nuser: I or anyone from the NLF stole any kids. You have no prove that shows otherwise
[CH42] Jojowalker: Yes, we have so much to offer.
[CH42] Yarku: Now you are trying to confuse me Nuser.
[CH42] Yarku: First you say one ting, then another
[CH42] Yarku: Very confusing
[CH42] Nuser: the easting babies part of it was irony....if you know what that is
[CH42] Nuser: As for kidnapping children we did no such thing
[CH42] Yarku: We should at least try to agree a target for the reduction of stolen children, regardless of whether they are eaten afterwards and by whom
[CH42] Jojowalker: So you had someone else abduct them and then you ate them?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Oh dear, are you two as dumb as you look
[CH42] Nuser: *slams her head against the wall*
[CH42] Nuser: I give up...not only are you scammers..but also stupid
[CH42] Jojowalker: At least this solves the issue of over populated daycares in Newland. *scratches that agenda off the meeting list*
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Ok ladies, are you listening? And I will shout this for clearence: I SAID SHE EATS BABIES AS A JOKE
[CH42] Yarku: There is no need to get personal.
[CH42] Kettera: Oh! Good to know.
[CH42] Moeder: who eats babies as a joke?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Oh dear.
[CH42] Kettera: *shakes head* I do hate picking up these random conversations from this channel.
[CH42] Yarku: Whether they eat babies as a joke or because they are hungry hardly seems to matter
[CH42] Jojowalker: Eating babies is hardly funny.
[CH42] Yarku: The point is, our voters disapprove of child stealing
[CH42] Nuser: okay listen guys....
[CH42] Yarku: So over our term of office we’d like to see a reduction in child stealing
[CH42] Nuser: I do NOT eat children or adults
[CH42] Yarku: of for instance 15%
[CH42] Kettera: *taps receiver* Ok, maybe because I am new to the planet
and a clanner, but I am so confused here.
[CH42] Nuser: and we did NOT steal them either
[CH42] Tirolle: You eat children?
[CH42] Tirolle: My children are precious to me
[CH42] Yarku: So it appears Tirolle
[CH42] Tirolle: I can not believe I voted for you
[CH42] Yarku: Thank you for your vote
[CH42] Jojowalker: We appreciate your support.
[CH42] Yarku: May I ask you a question Tirolle?
[CH42] Tirolle: Shoot
[CH42] Yarku: If the current Newland City cabinet succeeded in bring down children stealing by 15%, would you vote for us again?
[CH42] Demongun: It's probably nobody stealing kids.. But kids running away from home to a better place.
[CH42] Nuser: Why can't you guys see these two are scammers
[CH42] Nuser: *sighs*
[CH42] Mifuune: because they don’t have a brain
[CH42] Tirolle: My children haven’t been stolen
[CH42] Kettera: I have no children.
[CH42] Yarku: I am glad to hear that. I hope they do not get eaten by Nuser either.
[CH42] Moeder: they sound like politicians to me.
[CH42] Nuser: For the love of mother ka...I was joking
[CH42] Jojowalker: we are Ministers of Newland
[CH42] Yarku: And Demongun, there are witnesses who say nanomages like
Nuser have been stealing children
[CH42] Yarku: So we are.
[CH42] Yarku: We understood that Nuser, you ate the children as a joke.
But the children remain stolen nonetheless
[CH42] Nuser: The only proof there is are a Omni-Tek funded newspaper
full of Solitus lies
[CH42] Nuser: I didn't eat them...Ii've never seen the damn kids for ka's
sake
[CH42] Jojowalker: So you had someone else kidnap them and ate with your
eyes closed!
[CH42] Nuser: It was Gorge who stupidly made a joke on my expense
[CH42] Yarku: How can you be sure of that you have never seen one of the
stolen children, unless you knew which children had been stolen?
[CH42] Nuser: okay I give up. We stole the children and ate them with
great pleasure.....thats what you are hearing anyway
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: And we ground their bones to make bread *muhahaha*
[CH42] Jojowalker: You admitit again punk!
[CH42] Yarku: Well I think this was a very productive meeting
[CH42] Yarku: So Nuser, can I ask you to cut down your child stealing
activities by 15% this year?
[CH42] Jojowalker: Yes, can we now move on to the Rollerrat issue or shall we save that for a regular meeting?
[CH42] Nuser: I did not admit anything. I am merely telling you what you want to hear
[CH42] Yarku: You seem to be very conflicted Nuser.
[CH42] Nuser: No comment until I speak to the real deal
[CH42] Jojowalker: Hey punk, are you the real deal?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Nuser likes to think she’s in charge, and well...
She’s right *sighs*
[CH42] Jojowalker: She is in charge of the abductions or the eating?
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: No, I am in charge of the baby eating department
[CH42] Yarku: Well that is disappointing, I thought we could reach an agreement over the children stealing issue today like civilised people.
[CH42] Jojowalker: So did I.
[CH42] Yarku: All we are asking for is a 15% reduction
[CH42] Nuser: well thought on ya
[CH42] Jojowalker: All we need is a 15% drop in missing Neutral children.
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Ok, we will give you -15%
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Agreed?
[CH42] Yarku: Agreed!
[CH42] Jojowalker: Agreed!
[CH42] Gorgefodder3: Now buzz off, and let the real Yarko and Juju explain themselves
[CH42] Nuser: We will see...
[CH42] Mifuune: I think mister V should be in those channel
[CH42] Mifuune: but he is a bit lazy I think
[CH42] Yarku: Mister V?
[CH42] Nuser: His imaginary friend
[CH42] Yarku: I shall communicate this agreement to Mayor King myself
[CH42] Yarku: This was a good day for Newland City
[CH42] Jojowalker: I will now return to my Rollerrat Citizenship draft.
[CH42] Yarku: Yes, so much work to do
[CH42] Yarku: I too must get back to my ministerial duties
[CH42] Nuser: yes you do that
[CH42] Yarku: Thank you for you cooperation
[CH42] Nuser: I will go back to stealing children
[CH42] Yarku: But 15% less than before
[CH42] Nuser: *laughs*
[CH42] Yarku: Anything more that 15% child stealing rate and our agreement is null and void
[CH42] Yarku: And we shall have to have another meeting
[CH42] Nuser: awww can't have that
[CH42] Yarku: It would be a wasteful use of our time
[CH42] Nuser: Yes I suppose you have enough scams you need to pull off
[CH42] Yarku: Good bye citizens of Rubi-Ka
Originally Posted by Sefus
