Safer Borealis

[Virta]

I am pleased to announce that I have finished the installation of two brand new joint function speed and/or terrorist surveillance cameras in two of the junctions in Borealis city with the heaviest traffic.

These are of my own design and they have huge potential in crime prevention, and I am wishing to deploy much more of them in the future across Rubi-Ka. I have run similar tests before, but this time I will be gathering feedback on their success later in the coming week. I will add them in my proposal to my superiors for funding of the scheme. Stay safe!

[Korrenth]

Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me...

[Kotts]

Ooooo! target practice!

[Yarko]

Meanwhile, in the Independent Rubikans' laboratory:

Yarko: “Des, did you hear about those surveillance cameras that silly Omni-Pol officer installed in Borry?”
Destractor: “Yes, do you think we should get rid of them?”
Yarko: “Well, you remember that, hmm, ermm… well, that ‘adult’ channel that broadcasts from Last Ditch somewhere?” Yarko blushes.
Destractor: “Ah, excellent idea! If I connect this Communications Relay to the Satellite Dish and attach the Computer Deck Range Increaser and then maybe a wire from those Drone Communication Units to those camera’s and…”
Yarko pats Destractor on the back as he leaves “Good job Des, good job.”

[Shadowset]

Ooooo! target practice!

Got that right..

~Ironox

[Nealandbob]

(( OOC ROFL........I'm sooooo happy Yarko is a Neut. Gotta love him! Severe pwnage.))

[Redtricks]

[Yarko... OMG ROFL!]

Hmm. Anyone else get the idea of handing out t-shirts that say "I'm a terrorist!"?

[Sorceress]

*sigh* Omni-Pol should stick with their own turf instead of enforcing unto neutral territory.

Oh and by the way Virta. Neutral means taking NO sides! That means it's a free for all area! Free for ALL!

We can handle any criminals here ourselves. We don't need Omni-Pol. Never did and never will!

[Gueve]

What criminals are you trying to monitor? The neutral community is quite legitimate. If there is a law saying it is illegal to be neutral then show me it, If you dont then i am pretty sure these cameras are a breach of privacy and the neutral population WILL bring them down.

-Muge "Gueve" Marxosis

[Shadowset]

[Yarko... OMG ROFL!]

Hmm. Anyone else get the idea of handing out t-shirts that say "I'm a terrorist!"?

No but I have a protest card that say's "Terrorist" does that count?

~Bloudless

[Virta]

Thank you all for your cooperation with my initiative. The weather has been pleasant and both cameras are still still in full working condition. It is pleasing to see that citizens in Borealis city centre are behaving in very moral fashion, despite a brief lapse on Thursday 18:16:49 approximately.

I have managed to gather a few very positive comments and some just barely positive ones. This will be very useful information in future development and I am even more positive in the future of these little marvels of technology, even if I say so myself.

[Shadowset]

I have managed to gather a few very positive comments and some just barely positive ones. This will be very useful information in future development and I am even more positive in the future of these little marvels of technology, even if I say so myself.

*Reviews the logs*

Positve?

Can you show me where?

All I have seen is "Get the hell out OUR town"

*looks around and spots the camera*

*turns around and moons it with a bare trox arse*

Photograph that..

TILL ALL ARE FREE!!

~Cynotor

[Kotts]

See when they reform you, they twink your ear implant so something that orignaly sounds like.

"get the fug outta my town!"

Sounds like

" I love Omni. Omni protects."

[Shadowset]

See when they reform you, they twink your ear implant so something that orignaly sounds like.

"get the fug outta my town!"

Sounds like

" I love Omni. Omni protects."

[ must slip into ooc... ROFLMAO!!!! ok thank much better]

I think that must be they only thing they hear...

"Hey, Aliens are attacking and the planets doomed!"
...
"Aliens love Omni and Omni-Pol Protects"

Bah.. liked yours better...

~Bloudless

[Kotts]

"Aliens wish to join Omni-Pol"

Come to think of it... Makes you wonder if Omni-reform has figured out a way to run the Kyr'Ozch Through the mill...

[Vixentrox]

A nice safe 100% gas location like Bor and Omni-pol thinks your in danger. Pfft.

[Shadowset]

"Aliens wish to join Omni-Pol"

Come to think of it... Makes you wonder if Omni-reform has figured out a way to run the Kyr'Ozch Through the mill...

Ever look at an Unicornwhatsa? Looks kinda Alienish..

~Iover

[Collodion]

"Aliens wish to join Omni-Pol"

Come to think of it... Makes you wonder if Omni-reform has figured out a way to run the Kyr'Ozch Through the mill...

What do mean 'wish'?

Everyone knows that the aliens are a top secret experiment started by Omni-Pol that grew beyond their ability to contain and control. Why the whole Omni-reform thing originated when a few individuals discovered the truth about the Kyr'Ozch and................



Omni.is.good.peace.love.protect.conform.obey.

[Shadowset]

*near the NLF headquarters in Borealis*

Cynotor: Are you sure you know what your doing Bloud?
Bloudless: ya it's easy you just cross the two wires and that Omni-Puke Virta will see what ever we want him to..
Cynotor: ok well here is the video we want played.
Bloudless: easy as that.
Cynotor: Think he will get the message?

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~General Cynotor, NLF

[Nuser_]

((LMAO))

Ohhh so that is what the video you have been working on last week was for. Good job Cynotor!!!
But don't be surprised if he still doesn't get it, even though the message seems quiet obvious.

~Prime Minister Nuser, NLF~