How's this for an EULA?
It's not often getting downloads of sample software reduces me to howls of hysterical laughter.
The link points to the EULA page for the download of Oracle's 9i database software:
http://otn.oracle.com/software/htdoc...s/winsoft.html
Obviously, if I were a Libyan terrorist hell bent on the construction of nuclear devices this would stop me in my tracks........
(OTOH - this may be Mr. Ellison's idea of a joke - certainly the fact that some lawyer got paid for producing it is.)
By caffine alone I set my mind in motion. Through the juice of java the thoughts aquire speed, the hands acquire the shakes, the shakes become a warning. By caffine alone I set my mind in motion.
ahh sorry mister<insert random ethnic name of choosing>
but we can not create any nuclear bombs now as that would be against the Oracle(tm) eula.
welcome to 1984 starting this week we are currently and have always been at war with the terroism.
War on terrorism: The act of violating every basic human right.
What's sad is that we live in a world where a company feels it has to go to such extreme lengths to avoid lawsuits.
And they have every reason to.Originally posted by Zylina
What's sad is that we live in a world where a company feels it has to go to such extreme lengths to avoid lawsuits.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/diet.....ap/index.html
Posting Permissions
