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  1. Aug 26th, 2005, 14:58:51 #1
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    NLF Public safety announcement...

    This is a NLF public safety announcement:

    Narrator: Heya Jimmy!

    Jimmy: Who is this?

    Narrator: Im here to teach you about mining

    Jimmy: Gosh! That sounds exciting..

    Narrator: Calm down jimmy! Its a very sensitive subject!

    Jimmy: Gee, im sorry mister... I just get excited is all...

    Narrator: No need to apologize jimmy! Mining on rubi-ka started when omni-tek found a strange material known as notum, at first notum wasnt thought to be of any importance, But they Soon found it enhanced the possiblities of nanotechnology! Yes! The small robots that create your droids and clean your home of rollerat infestation!

    Jimmy: Gosh really mister?

    Narrator: Yes! And this substance can only be found on rubi-ka.

    Jimmy: That must make it mighty rare then, doesnt it mister?

    Narrator: Yes Jimmy... Its worth alot of money! More than any of my or yours jobs will ever earn! But soon after the discovery of notums uses, the omni-tek corporation created two whole new breeds of human!

    Jimmy: Gee Wilikers! What were they called?

    Narrator: The Atrox and the nanomage! The atroxes were often forced to work in the mines, which lead to lots of deaths! Many of them were crushed and squashed!

    Jimmy: Gee, Thats neat Mister.

    Narrator: But the Nanomage was forced through experiments of the most humilating nature! And the real kicker is that the nanomage can only survive on rubi-ka!

    Jimmy: They're strange! They have lightbulbs for heads!

    Narrator: Thats not nice jimmy

    Jimmy: Gosh... Im sorry Mister...

    Narrator: But They do look sort of odd! but Its still... Not very funny...

    Jimmy: Yes sir...

    Narrator: So, As you see, mining rubi-ka of all its notum removes the material nanomage need to survive! Eventually all the nanomages will die if mining doesnt stop! Its a very bad situation!

    Jimmy: Very bad mister

    Narrator: So remember, jimmy, the nanomage might die someday and you can help! Just help stop mining or at least slow it down! and you too, jimmy, can be a hero!

    This has been a NLF public safety announcement! Sponsored by Kleen 'n' Keen toothpaste!
    No human being on the face of this glorius Rubi-ka, no goverment is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to everything that is for the benefit for magekind.
    I am not here to be accused!
    I am here as the accuser of omni-tek dripping with blood from head to toe!

    When Injustice Becomes The Norm, Resistance Becomes A Duty.

    Muge "Gueve" Marxosis
  2. Aug 26th, 2005, 15:00:54 #2
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    May i add, This has been a completely independant message... Written by independant people...

    Yes... Independant...


    -Commander Muge "Gueve" Marxosis
    No human being on the face of this glorius Rubi-ka, no goverment is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to everything that is for the benefit for magekind.
    I am not here to be accused!
    I am here as the accuser of omni-tek dripping with blood from head to toe!

    When Injustice Becomes The Norm, Resistance Becomes A Duty.

    Muge "Gueve" Marxosis
  3. Aug 26th, 2005, 15:48:55 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gueve
    But soon after the discovery of notums uses, the omni-tek corporation created two whole new breeds of human!

    Jimmy: Gee Wilikers! What were they called?

    Narrator: The Atrox and the nanomage!

    *cough*opifexestoo*cough*
  4. Aug 26th, 2005, 16:00:53 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotts
    *cough*opifexestoo*cough*
    Well OT needed a fast breed, you know, to deliver bronto burgers.
    Crouching Atrox, hidden Yalm.
  5. Aug 26th, 2005, 16:10:00 #5
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    ((I really dont know why i made that... I was just playing a game and they had a public service announcement thing... sounded funny with the little kid asking where the voice was coming from ^^ ))
    No human being on the face of this glorius Rubi-ka, no goverment is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to everything that is for the benefit for magekind.
    I am not here to be accused!
    I am here as the accuser of omni-tek dripping with blood from head to toe!

    When Injustice Becomes The Norm, Resistance Becomes A Duty.

    Muge "Gueve" Marxosis
  6. Aug 26th, 2005, 23:48:40 #6
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    (( gotta ruffle your feather every now and then :P))
  7. Aug 27th, 2005, 16:41:31 #7
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    ((Hee hee! That was good! ))
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  8. Aug 28th, 2005, 09:14:57 #8
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    I feel bad for Jimmy getting such a lecture and all...

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  9. Aug 28th, 2005, 10:40:24 #9
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    Dont worry... He got paid nicely... He spent it on bubblegum and baseball cards...
    No human being on the face of this glorius Rubi-ka, no goverment is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to everything that is for the benefit for magekind.
    I am not here to be accused!
    I am here as the accuser of omni-tek dripping with blood from head to toe!

    When Injustice Becomes The Norm, Resistance Becomes A Duty.

    Muge "Gueve" Marxosis
  10. Aug 29th, 2005, 05:06:55 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DuckFu
    Well OT needed a fast breed, you know, to deliver bronto burgers.
    .. or to lift your credit stick, friend.

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  11. Aug 29th, 2005, 13:23:25 #11
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    (( Hehe, cute ))
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