"In the long run, we're all dead."
- John Maynard Keynes
(Note: unfortuantely, the long run doesn't seem to have played out yet with Keynes himself.)
"In the long run, we're all dead."
- John Maynard Keynes
(Note: unfortuantely, the long run doesn't seem to have played out yet with Keynes himself.)
"I can't team with you. You're green."
-Jobloe
"War is not the answer."
-George Bush
Hell is other people -- Jean Paul Sartre
"My dear boy we are actors. Actors are the opposite of people."
-----First Player, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Lord, what fools these mortals be.
--Puck, A Midsummer Nights Dream
"My dear boy we are actors. Actors are the opposite of people."
-----First Player, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Get his chain mail out of your mouth.
---Me, to my brother (don't ask)
"My dear boy we are actors. Actors are the opposite of people."
-----First Player, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
By the twiching of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
------Witch, MacBeth
"My dear boy we are actors. Actors are the opposite of people."
-----First Player, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
"i wil not stop posting quotes, even if i havent done so for a long time, im just living a social life right now"
-The Brontoburger chef (moi)
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220/27/62 Crat | 200 NT | 200 fixer |174/14/42 twink trox nt| 100/12 trader| 60/6 enf|
Total levels gained since nov 2002 |2500+ |
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7 years to ding 220, any better?
"The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity."
Benjamin Disraeli.
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
"I have no interest in sailing around the world. Not that there is any lack of requests for me to do so."
Edward Heath
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
- whichever foot was previously in there.
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire - satisfaction.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- Technically sound, but socially impossible.
- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning
- around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since
- then he has aged considerably.
- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- Only occasionally wets himself under pressure.
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
"To throw bombs from an airplane will do as much damage as throwing bags of flour. It will be my pleasure to stand on the bridge of any ship while it is attacked by airplanes."
- Newton Baker, US minister of defense (1921)
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."
-Russian military doctrine.
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...
- From a Soviet Junior Lt.s Notebook
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
"Hit the other fellow, as quick as you can, and as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'."
-Unrecorded British sergeant-major, (On the definition of strategy)
Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
Originally posted by Cz
The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!
40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Style over Substance
The sun ain't yellow, it's chicken
-Bob Dylan
"My dear boy we are actors. Actors are the opposite of people."
-----First Player, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Actual control tower-to-airplane conversations:
O'Hare Approach Control: "TWA 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound."
TWA 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got that Fokker in sight."
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7."
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers."
San Jose Tower: "American 751 heavy, turn right at the end of the runway, if able.
If not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101 and make a right at the light to return to the airport."
Unknown aircraft: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Air Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
"The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English."
Squadron Leader K.G. Holland, RAF
Fighter Pilot
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