A quote each day, keeps the nerf-posts away

[CratroX]

"If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful."


-Laura Schlessinger

[CratroX]

"I hold this as a rule of life: too much of anything is bad."


-Terence

[CratroX]

"I picked him up in a gutter, and saved him for France."


-Lucie Utrillo

[CratroX]

"Some people think that prayer just means asking for things, and if they fail to receive exactly what they asked for, they think the whole thing is a fraud."

-Gerald Vann

[CratroX]

"Take every gain without showing remorse about missed profits, because an eel may escape sooner than you think."


-De la Vega

[CratroX]

"I knew right away that it was a gorgeous idea."


-Lila Acheson Wallace

[CratroX]

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."


-Bob Wells

[CratroX]

"The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves."


-Deng Xiaoping

[CratroX]

"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends."


-William Butler Yeats

[CratroX]

"One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been that ever since."


-Cy Young

[CratroX]

"There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one's self... Go forward to a goal of inward achievement, brushing aside all your old internal enemies as you advance."


-Vash Young

[CratroX]

"White House sources have cast aspersions on... the vast right wing (surely half-vast is what they meant)..."


-Eric Zorn

[CratroX]

"Keep focused on the substantive issues. To make a decision means having to go through one door and closing all others."


-Abraham Zaleznik

[CratroX]

"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."


-Frank Zappa

[Blueprint]

"You are what you eat, so don't eat a falafel because then you'll feel-awful."

- Scott Adams

[Blueprint]

"One of the many benefits of being a weirdo is that sometimes, entirely by accident, you can end up looking like a visionary."

- Scott Adams

[Blueprint]

"Every individual necessarily labours to render the annual revenue of the society as great as he can. He generally, indeed, neither intends to promote the publick interest, nor knows how much he is promoting it.... He intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention."

- Adam Smith

[Blueprint]

"Heroism, or military glory, is much admired by the generality of mankind. They consider it as the most sublime kind of merit. Men of cool reflection are not so sanguine in their praises of it."

- David Hume

[Blueprint]

"Curing deficits by raising taxes is equivalent to curing someone's bronchitis by shooting him. The 'cure' is far worse than the disease."

- Murray Rothbard

[Blueprint]

"Democracy is the view that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

- H.L. Menken