A quote each day, keeps the nerf-posts away

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:36:01

Well it's monday and im back at work, bored as usual

Here it goes then.....

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:37:05

"Let us have Wine and Women, Mirth and Laughter; Sermons and soda-water the day after."

- Frank Tyger

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:38:06

"Americans never quit."

- Gen Douglas MacArthur (soldier

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**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:39:24

"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination."

- Nelson Mandela

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:40:26

"A good snow machine will cost $2,000 and last four to five years. With dogs, you've got regenerative powers. Snow machines don't have pups."

- Lou Schultz (wtf is he talking about??

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**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:41:35

"Excuse me, do you have a pencil?"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

- Eddie Izzard

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:43:42

"Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore."

- Dennis Quaid

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:44:48

"I'm a big woman. I need big hair."

- Aretha Franklin

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:46:16

"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

- Karl Marx ( "Go on, get out. get laid" )

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 10:48:10

"In my garden there is a large place for sentiment. My garden of flowers is also my garden of thoughts and dreams. The thoughts grow as freely as the flowers, and the dreams are as beautiful."

- Abram L. Urban

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:04:54

"It isn't where you came from, its where you're going that counts."

- Ella Fitzgerald

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:06:14

"A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it."

- Miles Davis

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:14:20

"Education is a vacine for violence."

- Edward James Olmos

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:17:38

"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. "

-Woody Allen

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:19:05

"A leader is best when people barely know he exists, not so good when people obey and acclaim him, worst when they despise him. But of a good leader, who talks little, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did this ourselves."

- Laotse

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:20:31

"The rat stops gnawing in the wood, the dungeon walls withdraw, the weight is lifted your pulse steadies and the sun has found your heart, the day was not bad, the season has not been bad, there is sense and even promise in going on."

- Bernard De Voto

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:21:39

"Honestly achieved results surpass all others."

- Michael Diamond

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:22:56

"I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity."

- Frank Zappa

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:25:24

"God puts an apple tree in the middle of the Garden of Eden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple.
Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha."
It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it... because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up.
They'll get you in the end. "

-Douglas Adams

**CratroX** · Jul 29th, 2002, 11:26:28

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."

- Xenocrates

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