Greetings citizens of Rubi-Ka,
Recently a broadcast that appeared to be from me was sent to all public channels. Due to some confusion about what to believe, I am making this announcement. The women on this broadcast claimed to be me and declared several actions to be undertaken. But the realty is that this broadcast was a fake. I never made such a broadcast and I never ordered such actions to be undertaken.
All evidence points to a prank or joke. It is unknown at this point where this joke originated from, but Omni-Pol has started an investigation of this broadcast.
That is all I have to say on this matter.
Good day to you all.