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    RUR Shares Cash

    By Freelance Reporter Jillian "Savoy" Kaba

    (IRRK) -- The future of Rubi-Ka Universal Robots, also known as RUR, the robotics company behind the Milly Maid robot and the Leetbot, is once again in jeopardy after it had to recall its latest robot model from the shops following safety concerns.

    The Pfft!, which stands for Physical Fitness Family Trainer, is a robot designed look after the exercising and sports coaching needs of its owners. Ever since the range of robots was launched last summer however, there have been reports of Pfft! related accidents. These reports mention Pfft! robots pushing their owners too hard resulting in muscle strain, dehydration, and even heart attacks.

    The traditional holiday season overindulgence has seen a sudden, alarming surge of Pfft! related accidents, with the robots undoubtedly overreacting to the increased calorie intake of their owners. These accidents in turn have forced RUR to withdraw the robots from sale and pay punitive damages to its customers.

    Financial observers were already nervous about RUR performance back in September. The company had acquired land in the Coast of Peace for a value of ninety-two million credits, a move many judged as rash for a company already deeply in debt. The recall of the Pfft! may have proved to be final straw to investors' confidence and has sent RUR share price in a tailspin, wiping out in one fell blow all the gain made since the company's flotation in May.
    Last edited by CJ; Jan 17th, 2005 at 11:55:14.

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    woot I hope the stock crashes further Will by all stock from anyone who wants to sell it for 10 cred a share. I think this is a temporary setback with the advent of there new oil will easily send the company into the financal black.

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    Press release from Rubi-Ka Universal Robots

    Recall of the Physical Fitness Family Trainer series.

    Due to a small number of unfortunate incidents, the Physical Fitness Family Trainer, herafter called Pfft!, is being recalled from the market. Anyone who bought the Pfft! will get a full refund upon return of the bot, provided they can provide a valid proof of purchase.

    The current speculations in the press are completely unfounded! Non of the so called Pfft! related accidents has yet to be proved in a court of law. RUR has lately strengten most of the departments, including, but not limited to engineering, psycology, and QA. We are growing fast, and are producing better robots than ever before. RUR will be the most successfull robotics company on Rubi-Ka in 29479!

    RUR; we put the art into Artificial Intelligence!

    Shadehawk
    Currently acting press secretary
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    ... they gather, like big cats around the water hole, waiting for the weak and the wounded to stagger into their territory so they can exercise some violence, and feed their starving reputation ...


    Roleplay? Sure! RUR.has.it!

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    Shares 'crash'

    I thought they were sharing cash! I got in line!
    Bitcoin and the ACA are Ponzi schemes. MMMmm, sounds like pizza.

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