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01 Oct 29478 - Frisko Slopes, South Clon****

Sonna Joi Corporation Acquires Stylish New Facilities

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In an unexpected move that was met with excitement and surprise by many inside and outside of the corporation, Sonna Joi Corp™ today announced the official acquisition of a substantial parcel of land containing expanded and stylish facilities for their operations on Rubi-Ka. While official releases to the public had indicated in a non-legally-binding way that these facilities would be acquired by the end of the year, few among the employees expected that this actually meant 'by the end of the week'.

Indeed, the acquisition seemed to have taken even members of the corporate board by gleeful surprise. Confidence in and enthusiasm for Sonna Joi's benevolent and clever chairman Esie Kinte, who out of modesty prefers to be referred to simply as 'the director', has only increased as her exquisite and far-reaching vision has been attained so quickly and painlessly.

"Our forecasts had been ambitious but the reality was even better than we had expected," Director Kinte explained. "When the opportunity presented itself to expand into a new facility in Frisko Shores, we took it. The studies had been done, the forecasts made - what we lacked were simply space and resources, both of which aligned perfectly with our needs at this extraordinary time."

More specifically the hard work and financial investment savvy of Master 10th Dan Martial Artist Winston 'Sokks' Harrist played a major role in the rapid completion of this long-term goal.

As part of the corporate celebration of the construction of their new stylish facilities, Sonna Joi Corp™'s manufacturing division has created a unique piece of furniture to be installed in special private rooms on every floor of the corporation's megatower office complex:

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Members of the media are encouraged to visit our new stylish facilities in Frisko Shores at their convenience. Please note the new furniture may or may not be functional at this time; if you encounter difficulties please jiggle the handle.

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