Ok, I've had it. Every patch since release (except a few down the middle I missed) I've been waiting for the fix to the most pressing problem in the game:
The Whompa sound bug!
Whompas are supposed to make more noise than the door opening. They should go "WHOM!" when you enter and "PAH!" when you exit. Hence the name. It's in the manual. How hard can it be, just put the intern on it. (Actually it seems that the intern is currently busy smoking crack and designing fixes to broken classes, but once he is done he can fix this problem.)
WHOM!
PA!
