Attention New Arrivals
First Omni-Tek welcomes you to Rubi-Ka
We know it must be confusing and scarey to be in such a large and strange place like Rubi-Ka. Fear not! Omni-Tek is here to serve the people of Rubi-Ka such as yourself.
In order for Omni-Tek to determine what profession would suit your brain pattern, and therefore make your stay on Rubi-Ka pleasant as possible, all new arrivals must watch the following video clip everyday for five minutes minimum for a month upon arriving on Rubi-Ka. Your video device will monitor your neural synapse response and will help determine what profession you would excell in!
The required video has already been uploaded and can be viewed here: http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1059/Brainwash.gif
Note: if you are prone to epilepsy please do not view the video and contact Omni-Med for a special pair of nano-enhanced glasses first!
We hope you enjoy your stay on Rubi-Ka!
Sincerely
Omni-Tek Social Engineering Department
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