lightbulbs

[Warlock]

Originally posted by Telgi
Simple, Atrox can't put the ligthbulb in. They blindly walk into walls while FC runs around hitting them with a nerf stick.

Not true - Strange pathing and collision detection bugs (that the team are aware of and are working on - thank you) often allow Atrox to walk through walls.

FC hits everyone with the Nerf stick, its a splash damage weapon (the only one in the game actually)

[_____________Taldrin]

Originally posted by Darkmansion
10, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 9 to spin the room

lol!

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Darkmansion
10, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 9 to spin the room

what if the room have black doors, because of a server crash soon?

[skybert]

Originally posted by Blodcreeper


what if the room have black doors, because of a server crash soon?

Then you have this . Ten bottles of this, and the room should be spinning without any form of aid.

[___________Westgoten]

How many atrox it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None,Atrox not screw at all,have no balls.

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Westgoten
How many atrox it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None,Atrox not screw at all,have no balls.

Bwahahaha!!
First of all i won't be putting my d**k into any electric system , second, meet me in the arena, and you'll see ecactly how much more balls a 'trox got than, you (nano, solituss, opifexx0r) half-gimp-wuzzyz

( j/k with ya )

[Nova]

atrox can allways ask crat to charm/calm him down and make him to change the lightbulbs

bat 14.4 or you can ask any of those other calmers too

[__________Holmgehirr]

Q: how many brutes does it take to put a lightbulb in?

A: Nine!

One to beat the s*** out of the Fixer, who tries to steal it.

One to beat the s*** out of the Doc, who tries to heal the poor Fixer.

One to beat the s*** out of the MA, who tries to help the poor Doc.

One to crush the Engie´s and MP´s heads together, both still wondering where their pets went, when the lights go out.

One to drink the Soldier and the Enf under the table, both thinking about saving the poor guys, but decide to better get another drink.

One to drive the beaurocrat mad by repeating the sentence `Cud ya re-prase dat?', who wants to calm the rest.

One to pay about 10 M to the trader, who actually doesn´t give a damn about the whole incident.

One to say 'booo' to the NT.

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One to set up a fire.

[____________LtBurlap]

only one, if he/she/it (help me out here) has a rather large gun to the head of a rather scared engi




PS Taldrin, b1tching sig

[____________Elilonna]

Originally posted by Holmgehirr
Q: how many brutes does it take to put a lightbulb in?

A: Nine!

One to beat the s*** out of the Fixer, who tries to steal it.

One to beat the s*** out of the Doc, who tries to heal the poor Fixer.

One to beat the s*** out of the MA, who tries to help the poor Doc.

One to crush the Engie´s and MP´s heads together, both still wondering where their pets went, when the lights go out.

One to drink the Soldier and the Enf under the table, both thinking about saving the poor guys, but decide to better get another drink.

One to drive the beaurocrat mad by repeating the sentence `Cud ya re-prase dat?', who wants to calm the rest.

One to pay about 10 M to the trader, who actually doesn´t give a damn about the whole incident.

One to say 'booo' to the NT.

.....


One to set up a fire.

Hmmmm.... u missed the agent.... might be couse an atrox cant see him =)

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Elilonna


Hmmmm.... u missed the agent.... might be couse an atrox cant see him =)

naah, we 'troxes don't WANT to see agents, they always mean trouble to us

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How many Agents is needed to change the darned lightulb?

-no-one, they just sit there in the dark and complain, blaming all on Funcom
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bwahahahaha!!


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How many Agents is needed for "you-know-what" lighbulb?

-2, one to hold Funcom's nerf-stick, and the other to run and find a 'Trox who can change it
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( made it up myself, i swear )

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How many Ao-forum-spam-lightbulb-jokers is needed to change the lightbulb?

-3.
One to replace it.
One to make a evil-laughing spam about it (me).
And one to tell everybody in Ao how good it was
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Bwahahahahaha!!!! ( <----- evil lauging spam)

[skybert]

<<---telling people about it. (see sig.)

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Holmgehirr
Q: how many brutes does it take to put a lightbulb in?

A: Nine!

One to beat the s*** out of the Fixer, who tries to steal it.

One to beat the s*** out of the Doc, who tries to heal the poor Fixer.

One to beat the s*** out of the MA, who tries to help the poor Doc.

One to crush the Engie´s and MP´s heads together, both still wondering where their pets went, when the lights go out.

One to drink the Soldier and the Enf under the table, both thinking about saving the poor guys, but decide to better get another drink.

One to drive the beaurocrat mad by repeating the sentence `Cud ya re-prase dat?', who wants to calm the rest.

One to pay about 10 M to the trader, who actually doesn´t give a damn about the whole incident.

One to say 'booo' to the NT.

.....


One to set up a fire.

OMG! you're funny man

hehe "One to say 'booo' to the NT" lol, still laughing about that one

[__________Holmgehirr]

Originally posted by Elilonna
Hmmmm.... u missed the agent.... might be couse an atrox cant see him =)

nahhh, I didn´t .... the lightbulb is the Agents head actually, ripped from his shoulders earlier that day you know?

That´s the reason, why they finally decide to set up a fire btw ... it just ain´t becomes bright, no matter how they screw it.

[Kissysuzuki]

oooga boooga

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Kissysuzuki
oooga boooga

/me gives Kissysuzuki her glasses, and a tap on the shoulder, while explaining the link to the ooga booga thread

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oh wth

Ooga Booga

[__________Holmgehirr]

bump

muahuahuahua

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Holmgehirr
bump

muahuahuahua

You're here too?

Stop following me, i easliy get nervous

[__________Holmgehirr]

boooo

[CratroX]

Originally posted by Holmgehirr
boooo

BWahahahaha!!
yuo can't scare a 'trox like me with a simple boooo

you have to like /shout hey, 'trox i can see your Panties from here!! hahaha!!