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  1. #1

    Question lightbulbs

    Me wonder.......
    Many 'Trox to insert lightbulb?
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  2. #2

    Re: lightbulbs

    Originally posted by Blodcreeper
    Me wonder.......
    Many 'Trox to insert lightbulb?

    None. they are to damn dumb to even bother turning the lights on.
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  3. #3

    hehe

    10, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 9 to spin the room

  4. #4

    Talking They can't

    Actually only one atrox is required, as long as the crat's/trader's charm holds, they can get the atrox to do anything.

    Otherwise...the blub and probably the ceiling would be destoryed in the process.

  5. #5

    Huh

    Why would a 'trox ever change a lightbulb? They all have LLTS...
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  6. #6
    Atrox + lightbulb = broken lightbulb, broken lamp, broken furnature, broken door......

  7. #7

    Wink Ethnic Jokes

    Q: How many opifexes does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Seven. One to change the lightbulb for you. One close cousin to get you the new lighbulb(s) at a "very special price." Once cute niece to dance for you in the sensual semi-darkness, so you can be entertained while the lightbulb is changed. And a brother, an uncle, and two nephews to sell somebody else the one that was supposedly "lost" in transit, the one that was supposedly "broken" in the process of changing it, and the two that were supposedly "defective" and "had to be" swapped out in the process.

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    Q: How many nanomages does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: That depends on what you want it changed into.

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    Q: How many atroxes does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Two. One to change the lighbulb and one to eat the old one.

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    Q: How many solituses does it take to change a lighbulb?

    A: One - who manufactures two atroxes, reducing the problem to a previously solved lightbulb joke.
    Last edited by Brad, STL/MO; Jun 14th, 2002 at 08:09:03.

  8. #8

    Re: hehe

    Originally posted by Darkmansion
    10, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 9 to spin the room
    omg you made me laugh in class! IDIOT!

  9. #9

    Angry

    Mkay...

    Me try this.

    1.try to do myself.... crush lightbulb.
    2. buy new.
    3. crush again.......
    4. buy new again, shop sold out (to Many Trox' i guess)
    5. Kill 18.000 Claws to get "instruction disc summon lightbulb)
    6. Gain 100 levels, because nano requires 877 matter creation big lightbulb i think?!?)
    7. blitz 150 Battlesuit missions (they nerfed, me must blitz alot to make money for converting disc to Nano (greedy engineers)
    8.try to upload nano, error "no more chagers left"
    9. Me see new shop, "engineers lightbulb-shop"
    10 Me angry at Eningeer, stole my charge (greedy engineers)
    11.Me blitz 250 Battlesuit missions (must make money to buy lightbulb from Engineeer ( <-----greedy )
    12. Me buy lightbulb.
    13. *crush*......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg gggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................. .................................................. .........

    !4 Me /petition Nerf Trox' me too strong! And give me back my
    lightbulbs!!!

    15. GMNerfCom; Sorry we don't reimburse lost items....


    Me go to forest, make fire with 2 sticks.....ugh!
    look, fire......aaah nice fire....


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  10. #10

    Bloody Brilliant!

    /Atrox say: What is Lightbulb?
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  11. #11

    Re: Bloody Brilliant!

    Originally posted by Warlock
    /Atrox say: What is Lightbulb?

    Me put more wood on my fire in the woods...
    aaahhhh....warm....
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  12. #12

    No

    /Atrox Put lightbulb on pile of wood

    /Atrox Say: Why no warm and bright?

    /Atrox hits lightbulb and pile of wood with beam......several times shouting "WANT WARM AND BRIGHT!, WORK LIGHTBULB! NOT FAIR!"
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  13. #13

    Re: No

    Originally posted by Warlock
    /Atrox Put lightbulb on pile of wood

    /Atrox Say: Why no warm and bright?

    /Atrox hits lightbulb and pile of wood with beam......several times shouting "WANT WARM AND BRIGHT!, WORK LIGHTBULB! NOT FAIR!"

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  14. #14

    old one,but on topic

    How many people does it take to
    screw in a lightbulb?

    Two
    Either two very small people or one Big
    lightbulb

  15. #15
    /s Team of four, looking for more lvl 100+ with lightbulb(s)!!

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    q: How many Ao-players does it take to mess up a lightbulb-joke?
    a: 5'000. ! to start a thread about it, and 4'999 spamming about it afterwards

  17. #17
    The true answer:

    Simple, Atrox can't put the ligthbulb in. They blindly walk into walls while FC runs around hitting them with a nerf stick.
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by Telgi
    The true answer:

    Simple, Atrox can't put the ligthbulb in. They blindly walk into walls while FC runs around hitting them with a nerf stick.
    ouch that hurts
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    Total levels gained since nov 2002 |2500+ |
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    7 years to ding 220, any better?

  19. #19

    Re: hehe

    Originally posted by Darkmansion
    10, 1 to hold the light bulb, and 9 to spin the room
    bwaahahaha, best one so far... spin the room.. hahaha dumb 'troxes
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  20. #20

    Re: Re: hehe

    Originally posted by Azton


    bwaahahaha, best one so far... spin the room.. hahaha dumb 'troxes
    HEY!
    *We atroxes aren't dumb!
    Even though most of us haven't..eh..learned all the stuff other people have, doesn't mean we're dumb!

    Dumb is, dumb does!

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