((writing as my alt Naeminator))
Dir Frendz.
I be Naeminator and beeg strng Trox. Dis marning I be zee sum trub.....unpls......... ehemmm, bad stuff. I spik to diz angry l33t and he telz me I shuld be scared. He telz me all hez family comes to RubiKa soon and make hammering on uz all. I tink not he be telling me jokez. he ran off screaming....."Pheer L33t!!"