[[ First off, as AO forums doesn't take images, I apologize you will not get the full effect from this. It was originally posted (with pictures) on guild forums. Still might be a fun read for others. ]]
While some may submit it's important to recognize that Omni are other humans with feelings too--this is because they enjoy hugging trees. Now dendrophiles, ochra-eating passivists, and My Little Pony (tm) are all fine and well, but their freedom to rub against redwoods while farting because of their 95% bean diet is not earned by a bunch of feel-goodies holding hands around a campfire. Why? Because while any decent person would feel pity towards this sight and question the morality of actions which could ellicit such a self-debasemant, Omni does not and they WILL just abuse you more and make fun of your defenselessness. Thus there comes a time when I -- as a writer and distributor of TRUTH -- must present to you REAL ENCOUNTERS with REAL OMNI.
You will be horrifed!!!! You will be enraged!!!! You will say: "These are not people; these are animals!"--and you will be right.
(names changed to protect the innocent)
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"I think I’ll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun’s calling my name-" whistled Daphne as she skipped along the carefree cliffs of 4HO. She thought nothing of the dangerous terrain for her spirits were bolstered by voice of freedom ringing in her ear. What had she to fear now so many years from the rebellion against the evil corporation (which SHALL remain nameless). The clan had bought her the freedom of peace of mind, the freedom the live peacefully: She had not a worry in the world.
< ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!! > Ah! The pain! What have I done? I am only a child.
< THUNK > Stop, please! What have I done to you?
< ZAP!! > ...Dead. And a poor, child was ganked that day.
(some minutes later at the reclaim)
[ev0lomni] bwahahahahaha, n00bz0r. how do j00 lik my ASS?
[to ev0lomni] Your what?
[ev0lomni] I mean AS*
[to ev0lomni] ...
[ev0lomni] shuddup >_<
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Later that day, I approached this Omni to ask him why he would shoot a child.
[to ev0lomni] Do you like shooting children?
[ev0lomni] Hahahahahah, LOLROFLIRTARD. u serious?
[to ev0lomni] Yeah, I'm serious. You shot a child today. She was 9 years old.
[ev0lomni] Hahahahahahaha, cats have 9 lifes.
(and some cats have very nice lives, I thought, but what does that matter?)
[to ev0lomni] ...so?
[ev0lomni] Dude, I can count, ok? I know what 9 is.
[to ev0lomni] That's not actually the point...
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, I'm an elephant in a tutu.
It was at this point I gave up on conversational prelude and cut to the chase.
[to ev0lomni] Promise me you won't kill her again. She's not involved in the "conflict". She was born free and doesn't know what it means to fight for her freedom. (AFK Reply Sent)
Grrr....Where'd he go?
[ev0lomni] LOL back now. Sorry bro, just hooked up my webcam. *grin*
(<-- picture on webcam of elephant in a tutu)
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, I told j00.
[to ev0lomni] Umm, Ok. Fine. You are an elephant in a tutu.
[ev0lomni] LMAO. Are you stupid?
[to ev0lomni] Aah, maybe, I guess. Why?
[ev0lomni] Dude, I faked those pictures. I'm not an elephant.
[to ev0lomni] NO crap?
(Pause)
[to ev0lomni] You still there?
...
[ev0lomni] I do have a tutu though.
I was fed up. I didn't really care how this guy spent his freetime; I just didn't want him ganking innocent children.
[to ev0lomni] Please don't gank children anymore, ok?
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, you're really uptight. I won't kill children anymore, ok. You happy now?
[to ev0lomni] I'd be happier if you realized why it was wrong.
[ev0lomni] Dude, be nice. Guys who wear tutus are sensitive.
[to ev0lomni] I'm sorry.
[ev0lomni] LMAO. Are you stupid?
[to ev0lomni] Feeling stupider all the time...
[ev0lomni] Dude, I don't care what you say, heheh.
--
Alas, although tiring, it seemed the necessary resolution had been met. ...or had it?
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, sorry to bother.
[to ev0lomni] Ah, it's ok. A well-constructed tell is a lot more easily dealt with than a gank for no reason.
[ev0lomni] True dat, f00. You can preach it.
[to ev0lomni] So, what's up?
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, I'm an elephant in a tutu.
(Pause)
[ev0lomni] You don't believe me, dude??? I'm serious!!!!!
(...)
[ev0lomni] Ok, dude, just joking. Where's the girl?
[to ev0lomni] Which girl?
[ev0lomni] You know, the 9-year old.
Aha!--He's going to apologize! Maybe there is hope for the world yet.
[ev0lomni] ROFL, dude, she was such an easy kill. I think I'm just going to point farm off her.
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There you have it. There is no reasoning with them; there is no diadactic manner of imparting morality upon them. We may have earned our freedom in the eyes of some, but while some among us have forgotten the struggle to enjoy the freedom, there are those among OMNI who have forgotten the struggle to remove the guilt from their malicious actions!
Now, if ever, is a time to fight! The vilest of the evilest of the worstestestestest HOMMERS lurk around, hidden in dark shadows, waiting to prey upon our loved ones. Waiting to prey upon those we try to raise in innocence and freedom. Enjoy freedom, yes, great--but NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR IT!
Originally Posted by Psythe
