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    The Stella Awards

    In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award-for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below are clear candidates.

    May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

    January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little rodent was Ms. Robertson's son.

    October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought because the jury felt Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun and might have provoked the dog.

    October 1998: Terrence Dickinson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickinson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. Mr. Dickinson sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

    June 1998: 19-year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

    December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
    And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally prevail Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave, were found not liable for the death of Mrs. Johnson's poodle after she gave it a bath and attempted to dry it by putting the poor creature in her microwave for, "just a few minutes, on low". The case was quickly dismissed.

    .....and last year's winner (a winnar is him!!1!!1)....

    In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. (Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other people like this buying their vehicles.)
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    Haha, I saw some of those a while ago but not all of them.

    You forgot the one where water stations were put between the US and Mexico so illegal immigrants wouldn't get dehydrated!
    Last edited by Maxtor 1-7; May 27th, 2002 at 04:47:14.

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    Haha.
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    Cool

    Just goes to prove Mark Twain was right all along...

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    Cool Oh my

    Oh lord.

    Max(imilian)
    100% curious

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    In June 2002 Funcom, a small gaming company based in Oslo, Norway was forced to award Mark Shultz (eehh fake name) a lump sum of $30,011,355 after he filed a complaint against the company claiming that his 17 year old son had been exposed to "crude elements", "sexual innuendo", and "obscence language". Mr Shultz claim the word "hell" and "damn" were used repetedly and his son was seeking phsychological help costing them hundreds of dollars a week.




    ..That's 100% fake but it's the most likely case these days to pop up. Poor FC would go under if that happened
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    Originally posted by mot
    In June 2002 Funcom, a small gaming company based in Oslo, Norway was forced to award Mark Shultz (eehh fake name) a lump sum of $30,011,355 after he filed a complaint against the company claiming that his 17 year old son had been exposed to "crude elements", "sexual innuendo", and "obscence language". Mr Shultz claim the word "hell" and "damn" were used repetedly and his son was seeking phsychological help costing them hundreds of dollars a week.
    In August 2002, Funcom pressed charges against Mot for libel and spreading false rumors about content in their well known game, Anarchy Online.
    While this case was dismissed, everyone laughed at the joke posted by the respected and hero-worshipped Maxtor 1-7 whom has had a lasting presence on the Funcom forums. Mot was forgiven because his comments were not intended to be taken seriously and Funcom enjoyed the free publicity.



    I couldn't resist...
    Last edited by Maxtor 1-7; Jun 4th, 2002 at 03:27:35.

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