I called David on his cell phone while he was up on that pole
he kept it near his pee pee tube.
I asked him if he could help me move to my new apartment In Losfeliz, . and he told me he would stop by and asked me if i needed some extra boxes, I told him yah cause that would save me a trip to the super market
this one time in the super market I Went to that candy thing where all the candy is and you just open the tube and take the scooper and get your candy, well i put my hand in there to get some candy, some boston baked beans yummy, well while my hand was in there my jacket got caught on the littel plastic handle and I did not want to get caught with my hand in the candy jar so I broke the tube and the boston baked beans went all over the floor
I then went to the cahsier and tolde them that the janitor did it and he was going to go after the gummy worms next if they did not hurry up and stop him, he janitors name was hosea or somthing like that.
I ran out of the market after that, so next time you go to the market stay away from the candy and if you get caught blame it on the janitor.