A proffesional opinion on traders

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I decided to discuss my problems with traders with my shrink ....

Me "Fuc!ng traders"

Shrink "you have problems with unions?"

Me "no, nevermind"

Shrink "no no, i really think we should discuss this"

Me "i dont"

Shrink "please, just try, its good to talk about them"

Me "well you see its like this, when your dealing with traders that can kill you with a flick of an eye coz they are so equipped..."

Shrink "hang on, are we talking about the mafia? or gangsters? Is this something the police should know?"

Me "No man, your not listening to me, its all do do with their buffing, theyve buffed so much and their vektors are so twinked we just dont stand a fucing chance, see?"
<silence>

Shrink "listen, this is the address of a clinic i know, they are friendly, they know how to look after people,

Me "you just dont understand... Up until that last patch"

Shrink "patch?"

Me "yeah"

Shrink "are you taking drugs also?"

Me "No man, its a game"

Srink "drugs arent a game, they are very serious."

Me "what?"

Shrink "experimenting can lead to long term effects, have you considered detox recently"

Me "man just..."

Shrink "do you have any family or friends who can help you through this?"

Me "what? no wait"

Shrink "really, they you should just try talking about it, this is not something to be ashamed about and that support can make the world of difference"

Me "no wait"

Shrink "it's ok, you dont have to be afraid, i know its a big step"

Me "DUDE!"

Shrink "im going to suggest you to visit the local clinic, i hear they have very good facilities for clearing the body"

Me "what!!"

Me "dude im not..",

Shrink "i know its hard, there are also support groups i can recommend, the hardest part is admitting the addiction"

Me ""whooaaaa now hang on, look you don't understand, if someone would just nerf them i'd be happy"

Shrink "nerf? what do you mean?"

Me "Well u see you have to rebalance things, there killing people left and right, if there not nerfed soon all there will be is traders"

Shrink "I feel it is my duty to inform you that if u have information about a murder syndicate that you must go to the police"

Me " NO you don;t understand they just need nerfing is all"

Shrink "Oh my god! Nerfing you talking about killing them!"

Me "No no, not killing them just crippling them a bit"


Souldust and slightly mine (and I mean slightly) creation.

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lol I need someone to voluteer to level up my soldier so I can adventure with qwerty again. I miss you q