Is it just me?

[Nevver]

Or has anyone else noticed a certain funk in Newland City?

*sniff-sniff*

Pew! What IS that smell???

[Marisha]

I think the Newland City Council would have us believe that it is the smell of economic prosperity and a new dawn of increased profit margins for the humble shop owners of NLC. Of course, it comes with a 1.4 billion credit initial payment as well as bi-monthly payments of 800 million credits, so those shopkeepers better have some very aggressive sales goals.

I’m just amazed at the number of people standing around taking photos of the new Militia myself. However, it is appropiate to stare at them now, before the city begins to charge a staring fee.

[____________Talonarr]

I think what your smelling is what happens when an Omni..ahem, I mean anti-Clan mercenary...soils their armor. I heard that a lot of that was going on a couple days ago.

[Nevver]

No, I don't think that was it. When I was visiting the city, there were no mercenaries in sight.

[____________Talonarr]

Well, the stench can last a while, depending on how many Omnis...rats, did it again...I mean mercs are affected. From the looks of the news, there were a lot of mercs getting trounced that day. If it bothers you, maybe you should recommend in the future the mercs try more natural clan fare as opposed to Omni rations. The chemicals that keep those rations fresh are murder on the intestines

[Nevver]

Well, you were almost right. The scent did have a vague rollerrat quality to it and we all know that there is only one group of people who consume those vile vermin.

[Fixerben]

Originally posted by Nevver
Well, you were almost right. The scent did have a vague rollerrat quality to it and we all know that there is only one group of people who consume those vile vermin.

I dont know a single person that has ever eaten Rollerrat. And if there was one such person, it would probably be Bliqz, famous for his cookbook. And hes Omni.

[Nevver]

Oh, Ben, you don't have to hide your taste for rollerrat around us, we're you're friends!

[Fixerben]

Your my friend? Oh joy!

[Nevver]

Of course! I am Omni and Omni-Tek is your friend!

[____________Talonarr]

Ok, I'd like you to point out one establishment that serves Rollerrat in all of Rubi-Ka. You make it sound like there's a Roller wRaps or some such thing on every corner in Tir. Besides...why would we waste our time chasing down the little vermin for lunch when we have perfectly good herds of brontos?

Methinks you're just jealous that we have real food up in the north, where you have to settle for preprocessed food substances.

EDIT: Ack, nevermind Nevver...saw your correction on the other thread. Still, I think our food's better than yours It's home cooked vs prepared.

[Fixerben]

No thanks Nevver, I think I'll stick with my guildies and Clan brethren as friends.

[Blackpetal]

Actually, the only decent place I've found to eat if I want to dine out is this little place in...no, I don't want to say... Heaven forbid the place were "discovered"... I think I'll keep it my little secret... ^_^

[Shadowset]

Originally posted by Nevver
Or has anyone else noticed a certain funk in Newland City?

*sniff-sniff*

Pew! What IS that smell???

You know I heard Mr. Ross was in the area... hmmm

[Shadowset]

Originally posted by Nevver
Of course! I am Omni and Omni-Tek is your friend!

And I am sure you would love to spread the warm feeling of a gun blast all over us clanners to wouldn't you?

[-Zagadka-]

Lida "Triiam" Saeger:

Hmph, did they ever cart off Loren Warr's rotting corpse? That's one beached whale of a "woman" I'd hate to have stinking up my one-horse city. Atrox... can't live with their stench, can't permakill 'em.