Someone most likely thought about this before, and made a post... BUT!
How about making stat changes for drinking beer/whiskey/whatever? like.... say.. +2 strength and -10 intelligence? Not much real use, but it would be a cool detail.
GIVE DRUNK PEOPLE SPECIAL EMOTES!!!!!
like... /stagger.. or /fall_down_stairs
Now THAT could be fun.
We already got /barf, but EMOTES ROCK!!
Any thoughts?