Millennia ago, before the Long Winter and the extinction of the Homo Sapiens, a tradition of giving gifts to your loved ones on February 14th started. The origins of the tradition and why the 14th was picked are lost to history, but every year people search high and low for the perfect Valentines Day gift.
However, on Rubi-Ka, this February 14th marks the 759th anniversary of the shipping of the first ton of refined and processed Notum off-planet. A momentous event that marked the beginning of a new era of increased shareholder value for the Omni-Tek Corporation.
This year, don’t go to a smelly Yutto and buy fattening candy like you did last year. Buy your sweetheart some pure refined Notum. Not only is Notum non-fattening, it also has zero calories, no net carbs, and provides a longer lasting energy boost than the traditional chocolate and sugar combination.
After all, what better way to say, “I love you” than with the gift of pure, refined Notum?
(This has been a paid advertisement for Omni-Mining, supplier of the highest quality Notum to the galaxy for 759 years.)
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