(I've been off world a bit but I felt OT deserved a reply even if it was a bit late)
Dear Omni-Tek Corporation,
I've received reports that your Omni-Pol and Omni-AF departments have issued arrest warrants for two of my members Ailish and Caid. You're probably not going to like this but we want to keep them. Both of them are happy that they are wanted by such a prestigious organization as Omni-Tek(its so nice to feel wanted by someone ^_^) but First Light found them first and we intend to keep them. Besides Ailish is like a sister to us and we'd miss her! Caid is our zigball team's coach. Who's going to tell all those Atroxs to "Do more pushups!","Don't drop the ball!","Tackle the guys wearing different colored clothes",and "No not him he's a referee!"? Hehe I'm rambling again......anyway the answer is a very apologetic "No". Sorry Omni-Tek.
Dear Nevver,
I'm sure you were looking forward to interrogating and abusing some more Clanners but this won't happen since we're keeping these two.
I have a great idea to make up for it though! If you look closely at Caid and at Meister you'll notice they look an awful lot like eachother. If you dress up Meister in yellow spandex and set his hands on fire he will look just like Caid. Its amazing! Then you can torture him to your heart's content. Everyone wins! ^_^
PS If you ever start to feel an inkling of compassion for Meister just remember each and every time one of his subordinates gave you a traffic ticket. Thanks
