With the holidays upon us, I believe that I have come up with a way to not only boost company morale, but also devised a new weapon in the process!
Recently, strange creatures have been sighted around Rubi Ka. I managed to corner one of these monsters and, using space age mind control that I, Janella McCallagher, have created, was able to will it to do my bidding. What you see in the attached file is the results of my quick and decisive research.
I await my raise in pay in exchange for the research documents.
Janella McCallagher
FILE: SECRET WEAPON
Originally Posted by dustynova
