Rompa Bar
Friday 19th Dec
23:00 GMT/18:00 EST
You are all cordially invited to an evening of traditional Rubi-Kan Xmas carols. Members of the public will are invited to write and perform Xmas carols with a Rubi-Kan theme.
Doncarnage will be the MC on the evening. A panel of judges will select the winner among the entries. The prize for the winner will be, most appropriately, a Christmas Gift.
Hope to see you at Rompas.
Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!
I expect to see you all there!
Atlantean Soldier.
Director of Obsoleet (@.@)/'
*watches the grid feeds of DEATHBALL the Borealis Brutes Verus the Stret West Bank Stanglers while reclining in his bark-o-lounger eating nano-fried onion rings.. A commercial breaks up the feed..*
<soft narrator voice>
"He used to be an infamous alleged criminal.... He used to head up one of the most notorious groups in Omni-1... He has been in shoot outs with Omni-Pol more times than the TOTW cultists... "
<we see a sillouette of Don's spikey hair and head>
<the narrator becomes as frenzied and energetic as a used car salesman>
"WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!!! This XMAS Rompa Bar's favorite make out artist DON CARNAGE invites you to a SPECIAL evening filled with holiday joy!!!"
<we see a fade in of Don in a glitterball red suit crooning away with "Silver bells" as a group of elderly blue haired women look on in delight>
"Fun for the entire family as Don and the Pleasant Meadows boys choir sing all your holiday favorites, you'll see hits like :
'Silent Night, Lonely Night'
'Santa got ran over by Goffle'
'I'm dreaming of nice cyb0r'
AND MANY MORE!!!!!!"
*Dkaarn looks at his Onion rings, his appetite completely gone. He walks into the bathroom to take a constitutional while the Don Carnage Song plays on the feed...*
<to the tune of the theme from the flintstones>
Carnage, He's Don Carnage
And Its Xmas time in Rompa Bar
SeXX0r there'll be SeXXor
And it doesn't matter who you areeee!
Come see, All the fun and all the joy
Good times for all the girls (none for the boys!)
Carnage , He's Don Carnage
And it's Xmas time in Rompa Bar!!!!!
*BANG*
*Dkaarn looks at his smoking barrel, then at the ruined tv feed.. Grumbles and goes to bed*
Devil's Advocate is cooler than you.
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
DON! I wanna be a judge! We all know I can't write for anything..... well.... I did come up with:
Jingle tells, Jingle tells,
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun
It is to camp
Six hours for T.K.!!!!
Right. So, now you see why I wanna judge! And PLEASE stop running that horrible commercial with you singing! It's going to drive people AWAY.... we want them to BE there.... duh.
((lmao @ the Doncarnage commerical))
Juliet "Lunya" Lochlan
~Adventurer (retired)
"Omni by profession, Neutral at heart."~
->This link guaranteed to make you smile every time!<-
We still need more people to perform their favourite Rubi-Kan Xmas carol.
Oh, and its this Friday!
Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!
I can't sing but I can sure make some ploinky sounds with my mitaar!
*out-of-key ploink*
...oops.
*ploinkety*
*smiles proudly*
Hmm, maybe just an instrumental christmas carol? It will put tears in your eyes, I promise
Engineer General Virta, Omni-Pol. Not in active service.
Roleplaying Profile of Jimi "Virta" Hendrix
Rompa bar's favorite make out artist?
Hmmmm
/me looks at Doncarnage
/me frowns
Honestly, I'm kinda crap at singing, so I guess it's better if I spare yer ears.
Now I wouldn't wanna miss Don's 'artistic' performance... I must definitely try to attend <grins>
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded- AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
Hmm sounds fun, I'll try to come by.
Me sing? Hmm something I never thought of. I will think about it.
Cristin "Swiftmind" Moscardelli
Founder of Omni-Mining [IC]
Omni-Tek Board of Directors Administrative Secretary
Click here to go to the Board of Directors Gridsite
Director Moscardelli herself
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Here's a little something to get you all into the right frame of mind...
A jolly solstice carol honest...
Cheers,
~R~
Eek! That link cost me a bucket of sanity points. :-(Originally posted by Soyuz
Here's a little something to get you all into the right frame of mind...
A jolly solstice carol honest...
Cheers,
~R~
Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!
Originally posted by Soyuz
Here's a little something to get you all into the right frame of mind...
A jolly solstice carol honest...
ACK!!! No!!! Now you've done it... Must resist the urge to pull out CoC... Must... resist...
Hmmm. Reminds me of this old song my mother used to sing.
"Iiiii´m dreeaaaming of a white christmas, just like the ones back home on Earth. Where the Neon glistens, and the children listens, to hear the Rad counter ticking sloooow..."
"On the frontlines, there is but one commandment...
Thou Shalt Kill."
"As i stride knee deep through the dead, all is clear. I know what must be done...
My cause is just...My will is strong...
...And my gun is very, very large!"
The words of a true soldier.
Bump because its today!
Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!
I likely will not be able to attend, unfortunately. But I thought I'd share a traditional carol that we troxes sing when we are all boozed up and feeling sentimental:
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet!
How your eyes shine brightly!
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet!
How your eyes shine brightly!
When you say "n00b", my heart doth soar!
May you say "n00b", forevermore!
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet!
How your eyes shine brightly!
(2nd Verse)
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet
What loot do you bring me?
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet
What loot do you bring me?
Your Santa Hat is soft and red
It warms my head, when I'm in bed!
O Santa Leet, O Santa Leet
What loot do you bring me?
((Sung to Oh Tannenbaum))
Last edited by BigGreen; Dec 19th, 2003 at 21:46:44.
*sniff*
Atrox has a heart after all. Who would have known. *sniff*
Engineer General Virta, Omni-Pol. Not in active service.
Roleplaying Profile of Jimi "Virta" Hendrix
Aww.. that was so sweet Big Green! If you can't make it, maybe I can ask someone to perform it for you?
Dabz
Dabblez - Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (RUR)
We put the Art into Artificial Intelligence!
Sure thingOriginally posted by Savoy
Aww.. that was so sweet Big Green! If you can't make it, maybe I can ask someone to perform it for you?
Dabz
Arrgh!
I had to go off-world the day of the caroling...
/me looks at the long distance data relay terminal of the freighter he hitched a ride on with an angry look.
Hmmm, a thought, why don't you have Don Carnage do another commercial for the 'Best of Rubi-Ka X-Mas Carols vol. XXIX' data disc that I'm sure you will be producing (Hint hint).
My address is attached in the following encrypted file, send me eight sets, with two day delivery as soon as they are complete.
*Attached file scanned for viruses by Rubi-Pro-Tech Virus de-LEET-er*
I'll be waiting, thanks.
-Rai
*Message terminated*
"Chariots strong, horses fast, troops valiant, weapons sharp--so that when they hear the drums beat the attack they are happy, and when they hear the gongs sound the retirement they are enraged.He who is like this is strong."
-Chang Yu ,author of a commentary of Sun Tzu's 'The Thirteen Chapters'
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