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    Hell's Kitchen - Take 2

    (OOC: I couldn't resist. I tried to. I swear. But I just couldn't. Sorry guys. So, for your viewing pleasure, and brought to you by Vector's Blue administrative powers, here's another story of our mighty exploits when it involves anything else than our job. And beware, we didn't even have the excuse of a child this time <grins>.

    Note: 'Hell's Kitchen' part 1 is here.

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    [Characters]
    Hayley "Wavebreak" Dinnen
    Jenae "Demenzia" Markarian
    Seryk "Silentwraith" Blake
    Paul "Rizzior" Stolt

    [Action]
    The scene takes place in Seryk's appartment in Jobe, where he has kindly invited us for a little private dinner.


    22:16: Wavebreak smiles
    22:16: Silentwraith opens a drawer and shuffles through for some music
    22:16: Rizzior grumbles as his armor clanks and squeaks
    22:17: Silentwraith: Heres something from 21st century earth
    22:17: Rizzior falls on the floor, audibly struggling out of the suit
    22:17: Wavebreak chuckles lightly at the sound
    22:17: Rizzior yells angrily
    22:17: Silentwraith pops in a disc
    22:17: Rizzior thumps and bumps
    22:17: Wavebreak shouts: Need help, Rizz?
    22:17: Wavebreak winks and grins
    22:17: Rizzior shouts: I'M FINE!!!
    22:17: Silentwraith: Its a very old band called Massive Attack
    22:17: Demenzia: Rizz, I DO hope ya have some pants or something under this, at least?....
    22:17: Wavebreak shouts: ..uh huh...
    22:17: Silentwraith: God so do i
    22:18: Wavebreak smiles at the music
    22:18: Rizzior finally comes out of his armor, a loud boom as the armor falls
    22:18: Silentwraith: So anyone thirsty?
    22:18: Wavebreak: Now....*this* I like
    22:18: Demenzia: Well uhm... given that my cup is empty... hell yeah!
    22:18: Wavebreak smiles at Seryk
    22:18: Wavebreak: Yup!
    22:18: Silentwraith: Yeah this has to be my favorite music to listen to
    22:18: Silentwraith: Its part of an old genre called Trip Hop or something like that
    22:18: Demenzia looks embarassedly at her cup, then quickly makes it disappear in her bag
    22:19: Silentwraith: So uhh alcoholic or non?
    22:19: Rizzior half-buttons his shirt as he walks around
    22:19: Demenzia: Better no alcohol fer meh, given my poor brains these days. D'ya have tea or sumthing?
    22:19: Silentwraith: Hey rizz no ones gonna break in here, haha you dont to lug around the rifle
    22:19: Rizzior: want emh to help ya out, wraith, with deh cook'n?
    22:19: Wavebreak raises a brow and smirks
    22:19: Silentwraith laughs
    22:19: Rizzior: But.... I love my rifle....
    22:19: Wavebreak: Hrm...think I should change, Jen?
    22:19: Wavebreak: Off duty now and all...
    22:20: Silentwraith: Sure Rizz if ya want
    22:20: Rizzior strokes his rifle
    22:20: Demenzia: Change? Ya sure ya wanna change right her in tha middle of the living-room?
    22:20: Demenzia grins
    22:20: Wavebreak: Hell no...
    22:20: Wavebreak: I meant downstairs
    22:20: Demenzia: Sooo.
    22:20: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:20: Silentwraith: Actually if you wouldnt mind uhh do ya know how to use an oven?
    22:20: Silentwraith whispers
    22:20: Wavebreak: Oh Rizz knows....believe me he does
    22:20: Rizzior: O' course
    22:21: Rizzior smiles at Wavebreak
    22:21: Wavebreak: I'll just pop down...
    22:21: Silentwraith: and keep jen away form the oven
    22:21: Demenzia: Heh, du'nt worry, I'm still wearing my uniform too under tha coat. Unless it bothers Seryk, I dun't mind if ya keep it
    22:21: Wavebreak: Seryk? That ok by you?
    22:21: Demenzia smiles
    22:21: Silentwraith: sure hayley whatever your comfortable with
    22:21: Wavebreak shrugs
    22:21: Silentwraith: I'm uhh gonna have to run to the store
    22:21: Demenzia: And PROMISE, I DUN'T touch that oven!
    22:21: Wavebreak: I need some time out of the uni's you know...
    22:21: Silentwraith: I shouldnt be more than a couple minutes
    22:21: Demenzia eyes warily at the oven
    22:22: Silentwraith: Just realised all I had was milk
    22:22: Silentwraith: or some kinda synth mile
    22:22: Rizzior: Seryk...
    22:22: Silentwraith: but whatever it was its now trying to move around my fridge
    22:22: Rizzior: What are you planning on makin fer dinner?
    22:22: Wavebreak slips out of the suit quickly, opens her backpack and gets out her clothes, sliding into them elegantly and swiftly
    22:22: Silentwraith: Rizz if it tried to get out shoot it
    22:22: Silentwraith: I was thinking something extravagent
    22:22: Rizzior: Uh... alright
    22:22: Silentwraith: Rice
    22:23: Silentwraith: You guys ever thave the before?
    22:23: Rizzior: Rice? great...
    22:23: Silentwraith: and maybe something with it
    22:23: Rizzior takes out a paper
    22:23: Silentwraith: but uhh ill be right back
    22:23: Wavebreak: So...are we gonna stand all evening?
    22:23: Rizzior scribbles some ingredients
    22:23: Wavebreak winks
    22:23: Rizzior rips out the paper and hands it to Seryk
    22:23: Silentwraith glares warily at the fridge
    22:23: Rizzior: you got the rice here?
    22:24: Silentwraith: no uhh just go sit down on teh sofa
    22:24: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:24: Silentwraith: sorry im not used to entertaining
    22:24: Silentwraith: no rice here
    22:24: Demenzia looks around for the sofa
    22:24: Rizzior: Alright
    22:24: Wavebreak: You need a woman, Seryk
    22:24: Wavebreak winks
    22:24: Silentwraith: just start boiling some water rizz
    22:24: Rizzior: get the puffy kind, then, alright?
    22:24: Rizzior: I will, just make sure you get those seasonings...
    22:24: Rizzior pokes the list
    22:24: Rizzior hums a tune
    22:24: Silentwraith looks at the paper
    22:24: Demenzia looks to Rizz and Seryk, a slight expression of non-understanding on her face
    22:25: Silentwraith: err ok
    22:25: Rizzior looks up
    22:25: Demenzia: "Seasoning"? "Boil water"?
    22:25: Demenzia: ...What's that used fer?
    22:25: Rizzior reaches up and hops to the cabinet
    22:25: Silentwraith: Ill be right back...hopefully
    22:25: Rizzior: Rice...
    22:25: Wavebreak: You know Jen....
    22:25: Wavebreak: It's quite nice having the boys dish up for us like this
    22:25: Wavebreak winks
    22:25: Rizzior stretches his arm, trying to reach
    22:25: Rizzior grumbles
    22:25: Rizzior jumps on the counter
    22:25: Demenzia: Yeah, well, thank whoever ya want that I ain't tha one doing tha cooking
    22:25: Demenzia chuckles
    22:26: Rizzior leans forward, trying to reach the cabinet
    22:26: Rizzior stands on his tiptoes
    22:26: Rizzior loses balance, falling on his head
    22:26: Demenzia: ...Now that looks like some sport...
    22:26: Rizzior lies still
    22:26: Wavebreak: ...Rizz..?
    22:27: Demenzia: Err....
    22:27: Wavebreak looks at the motionless Rizz
    22:27: Rizzior jabbers incoherently
    22:27: Wavebreak: Come on, ole boy...stop messing around and get up....
    22:27: Wavebreak looks a little unsure
    22:27: Rizzior: But mommy, I don't want to eat green beans...
    22:27: Demenzia: ...I swear that we're gonna order some sushi and go over with that, folks, whatcha think.. ..
    22:27: Rizzior rolls his eyes back
    22:27: Wavebreak raises a brow and looks at Jen
    22:27: Demenzia: Rizz?....
    22:28: Wavebreak: We should get him up...he bonked his head good, I think
    22:28: Rizzior drools on the floor
    22:28: Demenzia: ...I KNEW it was dangerous....
    22:28: Wavebreak kneels down and takes a hold around Rizz' waist
    22:28: Wavebreak: Come on, Rizz...help out
    22:28: Wavebreak tries to lift the small body up
    22:28: Rizzior: labidilabidilabididaaaaa
    22:28: Demenzia grabs Rizz by a shoulder, helping Hayley to haul him up
    22:29: Rizzior: Weeeeeeeeeee
    22:29: Wavebreak: ...jeez...
    22:29: Wavebreak: Over to the couch
    22:29: Demenzia: Ya think another smack on tha head can help?
    22:29: Rizzior flails childishly
    22:29: Demenzia: OOoow my.....
    22:29: Wavebreak holds his shoulders, trying to hold him down...
    22:29: Rizzior meeps
    22:30: Wavebreak: ...ooookaaaay....
    22:30: Wavebreak: Over to the couch
    22:30: Rizzior: maamaa!! boobeee!
    22:30: Demenzia: Well, lessee if some good ole' nanoshock will do tha job, huh....
    22:30: Wavebreak pulls Rizz along
    22:30: Wavebreak sets him down gently
    22:30: Rizzior plops down on the couch
    22:30: Demenzia shakes her head
    22:30: Wavebreak: This happen before?
    22:30: Demenzia: Hell no
    22:30: Rizzior picks his nose
    22:31: Demenzia: Banging one's head can do that though, mehbe
    22:31: Rizzior wobbles dizzily
    22:31: Rizzior passes out
    22:31: Demenzia: Lemme cast one of my programs. mehbe it'll put things back in place. I mean, it's supposed to heal, after all...
    22:31: Demenzia frowns
    22:32: Rizzior drools for a moment, and opens his eyes slowly
    22:32: Wavebreak: Yeah...try that
    22:32: Rizzior: *blabbering* abuh... uh...
    22:32: Demenzia: And remind me to add "cooking" to tha activites forbidden by our department as being "highly dangerous"
    22:32: Rizzior: Ugh, ow....
    22:32: Rizzior rubs his head
    22:32: Wavebreak sits down, ready to jump up if needed
    22:32: Rizzior: My head...
    22:32: Wavebreak: Rund a shocker, Jen
    22:32: Demenzia: Oy, slept well, babe?
    22:32: Demenzia tilts her head, slightly frowning
    22:32: Rizzior: Huh?
    22:33: Rizzior stumbles upwardly
    22:33: Rizzior staggers a bit, starting to walk to the counter
    22:33: Wavebreak chuckles lightly
    22:33: Rizzior: bettuh get that water boilin
    22:33: Rizzior staggers
    22:33: Demenzia: Uhhhh....
    22:33: Rizzior reaches up and frowns
    22:33: Wavebreak: Let me guess, Rizz...you don't like green beans....
    22:33: Rizzior jumps on the counter
    22:33: Rizzior: Huh?
    22:33: Demenzia: ...If ya need some help, lemme know 'kay? As long as it dun't involve tha oven....
    22:33: Wavebreak: Watch it this time, ok?
    22:34: Rizzior leans over to the cupboard and gets a boiling thingy from it
    22:34: Rizzior hops down
    22:34: Demenzia: ...I dun't like looking at this....
    22:35: Rizzior turns the faucet on and lets get half-full of water, then turns on the surface of the oven to half heat, putting the bowl of water on it
    22:35: Demenzia still watches for some time, before slowly sitting back on the couch
    22:35: Rizzior hums a tune as he walks to the couch
    22:35: Rizzior: I have a horrible headache... oy
    22:35: Wavebreak: Yah...no wonder
    22:36: Wavebreak: You were gone a little there
    22:36: Demenzia: I must have some stuff in my bag if ya want - fer tha head
    22:36: Rizzior: gone?
    22:36: Rizzior peeks at the water and watches it simmer
    22:36: Wavebreak: You slipped on the counter and hit your head hard on the floor
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

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    22:37: Silentwraith looks exhausted as he comes in carrying several bags
    22:37: Rizzior: ah, just in time!
    22:37: Rizzior: Oy Seryk, water's about ready fer the rice
    22:37: Silentwraith: Rice?
    22:37: Wavebreak: Hey Seryk
    22:37: Rizzior stops...
    22:37: Silentwraith: ...
    22:37: Rizzior: ...
    22:37: Demenzia whispers: ...Lemme guess: he forgot tha rice?
    22:37: Silentwraith: Hahaha just kidding rizz
    22:38: Rizzior still blinks
    22:38: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:38: Wavebreak: Nearly stopped your heart that, eh, Rizz?
    22:38: Rizzior laughs
    22:38: Rizzior: You kiddin? hehe
    22:38: Wavebreak taps her fingers on her knees
    22:38: Rizzior peeks at the bags
    22:38: Silentwraith goes to open the fridge. but stops short when it begins to move
    22:38: Rizzior smiles
    22:38: Demenzia: Ah, boys....
    22:38: Rizzior blinks
    22:38: Silentwraith drops the bags
    22:38: Demenzia flashes a grin
    22:38: Silentwraith: the fridge just moved
    22:38: Silentwraith: i think its the synth milk
    22:38: Rizzior slides towards the fridge a bit, and pokes it with the barrel of his rifle
    22:38: Demenzia: ...How long's it been in?....
    22:39: Rizzior watches quietly
    22:39: Demenzia: Usually, when it begins to move and grow hair, it's bad sign....
    22:39: Silentwraith: about 3 months
    22:39: Silentwraith: i had it on the ride from omni prime
    22:39: Rizzior: ....three months?...
    22:39: Silentwraith: and i didnt have it plugged in for the first 2 weeks
    22:39: Wavebreak rolls her eyes
    22:39: Rizzior steps back
    22:39: Wavebreak: Jeez...you're worse than me
    22:39: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:39: Demenzia looks in disbelief, a horrified expression crossing her features for a second
    22:39: Silentwraith: i didnt know it had to be plugged in
    22:39: Wavebreak: Ehm...
    22:40: Wavebreak: These clothes are brand spanking new...
    22:40: Rizzior: Well uhhh... just give me the rice while I uh... you deal with that
    22:40: Wavebreak: I'm not getting any sour synth milk on them.,..
    22:40: Silentwraith: ok heres the plan rizz
    22:40: Rizzior evades the fridge carefully
    22:40: Silentwraith: you open it
    22:40: Silentwraith: ill shoot
    22:40: Rizzior: ...me?
    22:40: Rizzior: no, you open it
    22:40: Silentwraith: im not opening it
    22:40: Demenzia: ...Allright, tha NEXT one to expess some remark 'bout me and ovens, I... I force 'im ta do tha department's paperwork fer TWO WEEKS
    22:40: Rizzior: neither am I...
    22:40: Rizzior thinks for a moment
    22:40: Silentwraith hmphs
    22:40: Rizzior turns to Hayley and grins
    22:40: Silentwraith: maybe hayley will
    22:41: Rizzior flashes a big grin
    22:41: Silentwraith: hey hayley
    22:41: Wavebreak: Uhm. No.
    22:41: Silentwraith: ok fine ill open it
    22:41: Rizzior: fine fine... I'll open it
    22:41: Silentwraith: ok you will
    22:41: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:41: Demenzia: Dun't tell meh that one of us feeble womean are to open this, huh?
    22:41: Rizzior: you will?
    22:41: Demenzia cracks a grin
    22:41: Wavebreak laughs at Jens comment
    22:41: Silentwraith: uhh no your hearing things
    22:41: Silentwraith: i didnt say i would
    22:41: Rizzior: but i already agreed to it
    22:42: Rizzior: NO!
    22:42: Silentwraith ok take your places
    22:42: Rizzior: I'll open it
    22:42: Rizzior: wait...
    22:42: Rizzior: let's both open it
    22:42: Demenzia presses a hand against her mouth, shoulders trembling
    22:42: Silentwraith: one of us has to shoot
    22:42: Silentwraith: dont even look
    22:42: Rizzior: you can shoot, I'll whack it
    22:42: Silentwraith: just shoot
    22:42: Wavebreak: Which one of you is the best shot
    22:42: Wavebreak: Oh
    22:42: Wavebreak: Forget that question please
    22:42: Silentwraith opens fridge slowly
    22:42: Rizzior grabs the fridge handle and pulls
    22:43: Demenzia suddenly lets the long laughter out
    22:43: Rizzior pulls the door completely open
    22:43: Demenzia: Hayley... hahahaaaaahaha!
    22:43: Silentwraith pumps a shot into the fridge
    22:43: Wavebreak watches the men in suspense
    22:43: Silentwraith unloads a clip
    22:43: Rizzior lets go a battle-yell as he grabs his rifle by the barrel and starts whacking the milk
    22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIEE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    22:43: Rizzior keeps whacking the milk carton
    22:43: Demenzia: Eeeewwww!
    22:43: Silentwraith shouts: AHHH RUN!!!
    22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
    22:43: Wavebreak covers her mouth, tyring not to laugh out loud
    22:44: Rizzior feels a splash of sour milk on his hair
    22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!! SAVE YOURSELVES!
    22:44: Demenzia: Haaaah!
    22:44: Silentwraith shouts: STAY AWAY!!
    22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAAHHHH!!!!
    22:44: Wavebreak: Haahahahaaaa!
    22:44: Rizzior shouts: HEEEEELP!!!!
    22:44: Wavebreak laughs heartily
    22:44: Demenzia jumps when Rizz passes near her, trying to avoid receiving milk drops on her clothes
    22:44: Rizzior runs around helplessly
    22:44: Wavebreak shouts: It's MILK, boys...not a clanner!
    22:45: Demenzia: Fer ****'s sake, Rizz! Go wash yer hair!
    22:45: Rizzior: HELP ME!!!
    22:45: Rizzior shouts: IT'S EATING ME!!!
    22:45: Silentwraith stares at the ruins of his fridge
    22:45: Wavebreak: Oh my god...
    22:45: Silentwraith smacks rizz
    22:45: Rizzior falls on his knees
    22:45: Rizzior falls back, dramatically staging a death scene
    22:45: Wavebreak grabs Rizz by his neck
    22:45: Silentwraith: so...
    22:46: Demenzia: So no milk fer ya, Seryk
    22:46: Wavebreak hauls him along
    22:46: Rizzior 's leg twitches as he tilts his head to the side
    22:46: Wavebreak: Come on...let's save you..
    22:46: Wavebreak laughs
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

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    22:46: Silentwraith stares at the water boiling over the stove
    22:46: Rizzior lifts his head suddenly
    22:46: Silentwraith: god now its all on the floor
    22:46: Demenzia: Yeah.. . let's save him, but to tha bathroom
    22:46: Rizzior: THE STOVE!!
    22:46: Rizzior runs to the stove
    22:46: Wavebreak: Aaack
    22:46: Demenzia: Eew, that stinks
    22:46: Rizzior grabs the rice bag and pours half the bag into the bowl
    22:47: Rizzior: Phew
    22:47: Silentwraith: next dinner is at Hayleys
    22:47: Wavebreak: Uhm....ok...
    22:47: Demenzia: No - next dinner is at Joe Sushi's
    22:47: Rizzior slides his hand over his forehead and whips it, a few drops flying onto Seryk's hair
    22:47: Wavebreak: I suppose I can dish out some nice frozen cubes dinner...
    22:47: Wavebreak: You know, Jen...
    22:48: Silentwraith begins smacking his head knocking the synth milk mutant out
    22:48: Demenzia: We'll order, Hayley, we'll order. I'm ready to pass this on tha department's accountance
    22:48: Wavebreak: We should ask the Admin office for more grants
    22:48: Rizzior: Well, time to go wash meh hair
    22:48: Wavebreak: So we can hire a chef...
    22:48: Demenzia: ... Good idea.....
    22:48: Wavebreak grins
    22:48: Rizzior puts the cover on the bowl and goes to the bathroom...
    22:48: Rizzior: Hey... I can cook at my apartment next time!
    22:48: Silentwraith: HEY my beds down there
    22:48: Demenzia: I'm already scared....
    22:48: Wavebreak: Eh...this leaves you and I to watch the food while they clean themselves up...
    22:48: Silentwraith: I know your not going to the bathroom down there
    22:48: Wavebreak looks at Jen in horror
    22:48: Demenzia: ...Oh my god....
    22:48: Wavebreak looks at the stove
    22:49: Wavebreak: Ok...we can do this
    22:49: Demenzia turns her head to the litchen with a frightened stare
    22:49: Wavebreak: It's just boiling water... right?
    22:49: Rizzior shouts: Leave the stove alone, rice needs to soften
    22:49: Demenzia: I'm gonna panick. I swear I'm gonna panick!
    22:49: Wavebreak watches as the bowls putters and boils
    22:49: Wavebreak: Is that normal?
    22:49: Demenzia: It ain't just boiling water! It's tha DEVIL!
    22:49: Rizzior shouts: Did you say something?
    22:49: Wavebreak shouts: Rizz...it's BOILING!
    22:49: Demenzia: I swear these things have something 'gainst meh!
    22:50: Wavebreak: Thank god...Seryk is here
    22:50: Rizzior shouts: Of course it is, just leave it alone, that's how it's supposed to be
    22:50: Silentwraith turns down the heat on the stove
    22:50: Silentwraith grabs the rice from the bag
    22:50: Wavebreak: You gotta do something, Seryk...it's boiling...and the water is splashing everywhere
    22:50: Rizzior: rice is already in, Seryk...
    22:50: Wavebreak: Unless...of course...it's supposed to do that...
    22:50: Demenzia: Yeah, or is it s'pposed ta be as normal as tha milk?
    22:50: Silentwraith: it is?
    22:50: Rizzior lowers the temperature a bit and takes off the cover
    22:50: Rizzior watches steam stream upwardly and smiles
    22:50: Demenzia: Well put yer hand in to check if ya d... NOO, du'nt actually do it, I'm joking
    22:51: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:51: Silentwraith: oh
    22:51: Rizzior: Got any sliced bread, Seryk?
    22:51: Silentwraith: i thought with all your cooking expertise you knew something jen
    22:51: Wavebreak whispers: Do you know what they're making?
    22:51: Rizzior: and those seasonings?
    22:51: Silentwraith cracks up
    22:51: Demenzia whispers: No idea....
    22:51: Silentwraith: bahaha
    22:51: Silentwraith: yeah its in the bag that i dropped
    22:51: Demenzia: Seryk, one more word, and ya'll handle tha paperwork
    22:51: Wavebreak looks at Jen, bites her lip and then can't hold it in anymore
    22:51: Rizzior just looks into the shopping bag and grabs seasonings and bread
    22:51: Wavebreak laughs out loud
    22:52: Rizzior opens a little seasoning baggette and pours the contents into the pot
    22:52: Demenzia folds her arms on her chest, seemingly trying hard not to laugh as well
    22:52: Rizzior takes a fork and mixes the rice some, then puts a single slice of bread on the whole thing and covers it
    22:53: Rizzior pats his hands cleanly
    22:53: Wavebreak watches Rizz at the stove
    22:53: Demenzia: So, err... can I ask now what it's supposed ta be?....
    22:53: Wavebreak: I think he got it now, don't you, Jen?
    22:53: Silentwraith: uhh not sure
    22:53: Rizzior: It's exotic seasoning
    22:53: Rizzior: very nice taste
    22:53: Rizzior nods
    22:53: Rizzior opens the cover of the pot and watches the golden-brown bread puff slowly
    22:53: Rizzior covers it again
    22:54: Demenzia peers over a little
    22:54: Rizzior takes the bag and drops it on the counter
    22:54: Demenzia: If ya say so....
    22:54: Rizzior rummages through
    22:54: Wavebreak looks at the couch, then at the two men, then back at the couch
    22:54: Demenzia: I dun't want it in my hair though
    22:54: Wavebreak: Don't think there's any more killer milk now...I'm gonna sit down
    22:54: Rizzior takes out a small box from the bag and blinks for a moment
    22:54: Demenzia: Wait, is tha area completely secured now?
    22:54: Rizzior glances at Seryk
    22:54: Rizzior asks him quietly
    22:54: Silentwraith: I dont know
    22:54: Wavebreak: ...unless the peas are gonna jump up and try strangling us..
    22:54: Demenzia looks around, peering cautiously at the stove, then fridge
    22:54: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:54: Rizzior: ...."Ribbed"?...
    22:54: Silentwraith: Hey Rizz is it safe over there?
    22:54: Rizzior snickers
    22:55: Rizzior puts the small box back in the bag
    22:55: Demenzia: Hmmm...
    22:55: Demenzia slowly walks back to the couch
    22:55: Rizzior peeks at the pot without a worry
    22:56: Rizzior takes out some insta-muffins
    22:56: Rizzior smiles
    22:56: Rizzior: Ah, great
    22:56: Rizzior: Hey Seryk
    22:56: Wavebreak: So Seryk...
    22:56: Wavebreak: Did you get something to drink?
    22:56: Wavebreak winks
    22:56: Rizzior: Think ya can handle a microwave?
    22:56: Silentwraith: I think i can handle a microwave
    22:56: Rizzior chucks the insta-muffin bag at Seryk
    22:56: Demenzia: I hope this ain't gonna explode
    22:56: Rizzior checks the pot, watching the water start disappearing
    22:57: Wavebreak pouts a little of being ignored like that and whispers something to Jen
    22:57: Silentwraith opens the microwave, and puts the whole bag of muffins in
    22:57: Silentwraith turns it on
    22:57: Wavebreak whispers: ...they're very into this, aren't they...?
    22:58: Demenzia whispers: ...Well... wanna know a secret?...
    22:58: Silentwraith: Rizz?
    22:58: Wavebreak whispers: Mhm?
    22:58: Demenzia whispers: I think I still prefer sneak into Clan territory than do... that!
    22:58: Wavebreak: He's so into the cooking, he prolly can't hear you
    22:58: Wavebreak chuckles
    22:58: Silentwraith looks at the burning plasic bag of muffins
    22:59: Silentwraith: uhh Jen when food starts to burn what do you do?
    22:59: Demenzia eyes the bag of muffins
    22:59: Demenzia: Err... I... think dat's when ya throw it in tha trashcan?...
    22:59: Rizzior uncovers the rice and stirs it a bit
    23:00: Rizzior: It's almost ready y'all
    23:00: Silentwraith: Hey Rizz the muffins are burning
    23:00: Silentwraith: Was I supposed to take it out of the bag?
    23:00: Demenzia: I dun't think so?
    23:00: Rizzior stares at Seryk
    23:00: Wavebreak: We should prolly get a bucket of water ready...
    23:00: Demenzia: Was he?
    23:00: Demenzia briefly turns to Hayley
    23:00: Rizzior keeps staring wordlessly
    23:00: Silentwraith unplugs the microwave
    23:01: Silentwraith backs away
    23:01: Rizzior: ....Seryk...that was an aluminum cover...
    23:01: Wavebreak: Err....or maybe...
    23:01: Wavebreak: Oh ****, guys
    23:01: Demenzia: Uuuh... dun't open it here, please....
    23:01: Rizzior glances at the microwave
    23:01: Wavebreak: We should chuck the oven outside...
    23:01: Silentwraith shouts: HIT THE GROUND ITS GONNA BLOW!!
    23:01: Rizzior nods in agreement with Hayley
    23:01: Rizzior ducks
    23:01: Demenzia shouts: WHA?
    23:01: Rizzior peeks an eye at the microwave
    23:01: Rizzior: Bah, it's alrigh
    23:02: Wavebreak ducks behind the plant
    23:02: Wavebreak shouts: Is it gonna blow?
    23:02: Rizzior shouts: naw
    23:02: Demenzia carefully peaks from behind the lamp
    23:02: Demenzia shouts: It better not! I had enuff reclaim this week!
    23:03: Rizzior blinks
    23:03: Rizzior grabs the rice pot with his bare hands desperately
    23:03: Rizzior throws all the rice on the microwave in terror
    23:03: Demenzia grimaces, taking a few steps backward
    23:03: Rizzior peeks at the microwave
    23:03: Rizzior still holds the pot
    23:03: Rizzior shouts: It's safe
    23:03: Silentwraith: Ok
    23:03: Rizzior hears a sizzle
    23:03: Wavebreak looks up from the plant
    23:04: Silentwraith: Lets go out to eat
    23:04: Rizzior peeks down at his hands
    23:04: Silentwraith: My treat
    23:04: Rizzior throws the pot upwardly
    23:04: Rizzior shouts: AHHH!!!
    23:04: Rizzior shouts: OWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
    23:04: Rizzior runs around in pain, flapping his arms
    23:04: Demenzia: ...Oooh my....
    23:04: Rizzior shouts: OW!
    23:04: Wavebreak: Yeah....that could be smart....
    23:04: Demenzia: Riiiiz, put yer hands under cold water?....
    23:04: Wavebreak: Rizz...under the sink!! Get your hands in water!
    23:05: Rizzior screams
    23:05: Rizzior sighs happily
    23:05: Wavebreak: ...ok....uhm...let's go out to eat, ok?
    23:05: Rizzior nods slowly
    23:05: Rizzior sighs still
    23:05: Demenzia: ...We really need a Doc in Vector. If only ta prevent us from harming ourselves....
    23:06: Wavebreak: You think?!
    23:06: Silentwraith: Yeah lets go out to eat
    23:06: Demenzia: Who'd have known, huh!
    23:06: Wavebreak: Where to?
    23:06: Rizzior turns the water off slightly, ignorantly leaving it on as the rice starts clogging it up
    23:06: Silentwraith: Umm where can we get good japanese food?
    23:06: Demenzia: Uhm let's just avoid Reets, 'kay?....
    23:07: Rizzior: Alrighty, let's head over the Neuter's!
    23:07: Silentwraith: alright neuters it is
    23:07: Demenzia: As long as there ain't Clanners in thongs in, I'm okay with it
    23:07: Rizzior chuckles
    23:10: Rizzior: Well, Jen, I'll head on ahead with Seryk and check Neuters out
    23:10: Demenzia: Okay
    23:10: Rizzior: We'll meet up with you girls over there

    [Morale]

    Vector Blue is currently offering employment to any chef and/or Doctor who will kindly accept to work for us.

    Seriously.

    We need it.
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  4. #4
    ((Oh my holy crap.

    I think I just cracked a rib. Send a doc over for me too, please.))
    ~~~~~
    Katelin "Missmaul" Locknane -Sloooowly climbing her way out of the dank pits of gimpness. But stil crazy. Ya know...just in case you cared.

  5. #5

    need a new fridge

    Currently taking donations to help get a new fridge. The old one...stopped working.

  6. #6

    Re: need a new fridge

    Originally posted by Silentwraith
    Currently taking donations to help get a new fridge. The old one...stopped working.
    Yes...funny that....*coughs*

    So...dinner at my place next time? I got frozen dinner cubes...can't go wrong with them.

    -Hayley-

  7. #7
    Wavebreak, remind me that everytime Marine sleepover at your place, that I buy her some pizza to take with her...
    ~Trolls~
    Malcom "Chamaelo" Ashwell - Ex-Immortal.
    Vanguard Adriaan "Demongun" Blackwind - Hermit.
    Jawquez "Jawalooc" Loocazt - Bounty Hunter.
    Michael "Mirkle" Kreble - Creep.
    Christopher "Xelger" Junior - Coffee Maker.

    Child Of The Omni - The Boy With The Kitten - Sleepless - The Storm/Breathe - Terminal

    "You've just got to keep writing, if that's what makes you happy,
    even when there is no indication anyone is actually reading your work." - Savoy

    __________________

  8. #8

    Frigde problems

    I have a spare Fridge you can have.. Plus I can cook you a meal if you like. Cooking for myself alone is rather Boring.

    John "Blackswords" Rm

  9. #9
    It's times like these when I'm glad I've got a full kitchen staff on call at Baboon's. Also makes me wonder just how safe the kitchen appliances in the Jobe apartments really are.

  10. #10
    <(

    And beware, we didn't even have the excuse of a child this time <grins>
    Oh no... what have I started... please please pleeeeeease someone come cook for us!!!

    )>
    Ylemae (6-10? years old):
    "Lemmy" (True name: Jiselle Waldram)
    Jennifer Matusz - Daughter to Don "Doncarnage" Matusz

    Chelle "Crysallys" Dinnen (14 years old)
    Hayley Dinnen's Daughter
    Growth Accelerated as a Baby
    Born Dec 25, 29476 RST
    Trainee in Vector Blue

  11. #11
    22:44: Rizzior feels a splash of sour milk on his hair
    22:44: Rizzior shouts: AAHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!! SAVE YOURSELVES!
    If I was the kind of person who had a funny sig, I would have to change mine right now.

  12. #12

    Ahem

    22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIEE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    22:43: Rizzior keeps whacking the milk carton
    22:43: Demenzia: Eeeewwww!
    22:43: Silentwraith shouts: AHHH RUN!!!
    22:43: Rizzior shouts: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!


    Yup... that certainly got that evil blob... *nods to himself* Bow to my power says I...
    Last edited by Whaynn; Nov 28th, 2003 at 04:59:47.

  13. #13
    Originally posted by Ylem Twins
    <(
    Oh no... what have I started... please please pleeeeeease someone come cook for us!!!
    )>
    ((Yeah... come cook for us... cause so far, we still need to eat at Wave's, and Rizz has promised to prepare dinner at his apartment as well, and I've heard Moradus say, not so long ago, that he liked to cook, and that his own Fenris could help a lot in ****ing the dishes.

    What are the odds of harming ourselves again in this? ))
    Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
    Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
    Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly

    I never want to lose what I have finally found
    There's a requiem
    A new congregation
    And it's telling me: go forward and walk
    Under a brighter sky
    -- Delerium, Euphoria --

  14. #14
    <(

    What are the odds of harming ourselves again in this?
    "Hell's Kitchen Part 3: Revenge of the Killer Cake" coming early December 2003, with a special guest appearance done by the dreaded Milk of Doom. Stay tuned!

    )>
    Ylemae (6-10? years old):
    "Lemmy" (True name: Jiselle Waldram)
    Jennifer Matusz - Daughter to Don "Doncarnage" Matusz

    Chelle "Crysallys" Dinnen (14 years old)
    Hayley Dinnen's Daughter
    Growth Accelerated as a Baby
    Born Dec 25, 29476 RST
    Trainee in Vector Blue

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