Pssst....
Well maybe you can ban the WLFF from staging leet fights in your precious Omni cities, but who's gonna stop us running 'em in Newland, huh?
And for the delight of all you real sports fans out there, men women and atrox, that is exactly what we is gonna do. Just come round to Newland
Backyard 3 on Sunday 21th of April at 19:00 BST (2pm EST). And if you want to place a friendly bet or two, we sure ain't gonna stop ya.
As for all you knee-jerk liberal, leet lovers out there, I advise you to stay home and watch Teletubbies repeats on the vid. This ain't gonna be pretty.
This announcement was brought to you from the World Leet Fighting Federation (WLFF).