Dear Mister Bosses,
My name is Jennifer Matusz, and I goto school at the Jobie Center for Constructive Learning. I am deeply saddened to see the lack of leets in that area of living. There are none! Zero! I searched and searched and searched and nuttin! This is wrong! Leets are our friends and should be allowed to live in Jobie!
Until such time that leets are given homes in Jobie, I am starting up the Leets are for Everyone to Enjoy and Treasure Fanclub! Yes, I am starting up the L.E.E.T. Fanclub to rally support behind our fuzzy little friends so that they can live in peace and harmony in a zone free from your stupid little fights! I am sick and tired of people killing off our little friends for 'target practice' or some other lameoid excuse!
I demand that you take care of our Leet friends! NOW! Help them move into this wonderful facility of Jobie! It's so nice, calm, and peaceful here. They should be allowed to enjoy it too! Below I have the signatures of those who want to see this happen too!:
Milian Thompson
Grenda Nolivares
Teresalis Dorenga
Buzz Littletop
Nin Arayo
Pom Freyda
Serenity Quesa
Hilly d'Tear
Please do not ignore those who might want to work for you one day, or we might work against ya! Bring the leets into Jobie!
Sincerely,
Jennifer Matusz