*** Just for laughs, please dont have a fit, if you dont think my little parodies are funny I suggest you STOP reading now. ***
[Fixerben]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Blue Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Blue Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Ya'll act like you never seen a blue person before
Jaws all on the floor like 2 Primus Bullys just burst in the door
and started whoopin your ass worse than before
when you were level 194, throwin you over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Eva Pourais said... nothing you idiots!
Eva Pourais dead, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Fixerben {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Blue Fixey, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of nanobots up in my head loose
But no worse, than whats goingon in Omni-Tek lab rooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on Voice of Freedom and just let loos, but cant
But its cool for Thedeacon to hump Nanomage feet too?
"My gun is making clicks,My gun is making clicks"
And if I'm lucky, you might just have an empty clip
And thats what happens when you rush into a room
Step on a mine and Snare - Blind - Boom!
Of course they gonna know what excessive force is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Omni-Tek news channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantalopes {*SLURP*}
But if we can shoot mutated animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Nanomages wiggle your toes, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Fixerben (repeat 2X)
I'm Blue Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Blue Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Blue Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Fixerben]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a GM?
Half of you can't even run with me, let alone call me Fixerben.
"But Ben, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to the Commnder of Tir?
****, Simon Silverstone better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Henry Radiman and Elena Oak
and hear 'em argue over who was first to get cloned
You little fake, put me on blast on Voice of the Free
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Tristalyn, hee-hee!"
I should download the audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you tried to make Fixerben PC {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little twinky boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and shoot like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Fixerben]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside private chat rooms
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I can spit it
better than ninety percent of you leaders out can
Then you wonder how can kids joining my guild, bases filled
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in Mercenary Camp flirting
Pinchin Doctor's asses when I'm shootin off my Keran's
And I'm sprayin but this cluster bullet stack isn't workin
And every single person is a Blue Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Bronto King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or on the landing pad, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
with his yalm windows down and its painted up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Fixerben]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Blue Shady in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up
- AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
