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  1. #61
    when i was younger i HATED going to weddings...

    all my aunts would poke me in the side and shrilly say:
    "YOU ARE NEXT - HIHIHI"

    they finally stopped with that crap when i started returning the favor at funerals.
    Zack "Raik" Brumble - "Boom Hippie Bye Bye, the Raik is back!"

  2. #62

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN

    1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they
    do not have e-mail addresses.

    2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
    e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

    4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

    5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
    but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

    6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see
    if it contains Echinacea.

    7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
    newborn so she can create a screen saver.

    8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
    if anyone is home.

    9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the
    bottom of the screen.

    10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
    sells for half the price you paid.

    11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
    around to go get it.

    12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
    would be a hassle and take planning.

    13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
    the back seat of your car.

    14. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

    15. You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.

    16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

    17. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes.

    18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

    19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

    20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if
    you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

    21. You get up in morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

    22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check you E-mail on
    your way back to bed.

    23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)

    24. You're reading this.

    25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else. (and I did)
    Zack "Raik" Brumble - "Boom Hippie Bye Bye, the Raik is back!"

  3. #63
    we may not have the biggest total post count.. but on the plus side we have the most individual threads and the most stickies


  4. #64

    Wolf Trivia

    The Eskimo word for wolf is "amaguk".

    More to come.
    Gvain
    68th level Fixer
    Clan of Rubi-Ka 2

  5. #65

    finger nails

    finger nails and hair are made of the same stuff... karratine or something me thinks...
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  6. #66

    Wolf Trivia

    Wolves have excellent sight and hearing, but their most important hunting sense is their sense of smell. They can smell a prey's scent from nearly two miles away.
    Gvain
    68th level Fixer
    Clan of Rubi-Ka 2

  7. #67

    feeling phobic ?

    Rhabdophobia - fear of being eaten
    Dendrophobia - fear of trees
    Triskaiedophobia - fear of the number 13

    Triskadhenbdophobia - fear of being eaten by 13 trees (doh)

  8. #68

    Wolf Trivia

    When threatened by wolves, adult musk oxen will form a defensive circle. With their threatening horns pointing out and their young safely inside the circle, the whole herd is protected from the attacking wolves.
    Gvain
    68th level Fixer
    Clan of Rubi-Ka 2

  9. #69

    or

    the young get covered in blood.
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  10. #70

    just out of interest

    what is your obsession with wolves?
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  11. #71

    police related spam

    the local police force has taken a liking to eating on my uni campus... and as stated earlier, they make me nervous, so lunch time has become a test of nerves
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  12. #72

    humm...

    wonder if i can get 5 posts in a row
    curse the evil 60 second timer
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  13. #73

    hehe

    im enforcer related news, gummizluv has recently returned from london to his home in france, sources report that he caught a cold in london, because as ever, it was pissing it down
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  14. #74

    damn, that was 5 in a row

    and one more makes 6
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  15. #75
    So you must be really in good FORM uh ?
    Have your subliminal messages moved from getting a yalm to getting some sort of FORM? You sure do mention FORM a lot.

    I think I'm gonna FORM a union against filing FORMS of any sort.

  16. #76

    subliminal messages dont work

    honest can you spot the one in this post?
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  17. #77
    I have a sudden urge to go on a Fix the Fixer campaign!!!




























    Right after then un nerf rage.

  18. #78
    A new Monk gets assigned to a Monastery. Being a new Monk, he, of course, gets assigned to the Copy All Documents By Hand Department. He notices that he's making copies from copies. He goes to the Head Monk and mentions this and says that if someone makes a mistake, it could get transferred to subsequent copies. The head Monk says, "Well, we've been making copies from copies for centuries, but you do have a point." So, he grabs a copy and heads down to the vault.

    Three or four hours go by and nobody's seen the Head Monk, so they send another monk down to see if everything is OK.

    He gets down to the vault and, way off in one of the dark corners, he hears sobbing. He goes over and sees the Head Monk with his head down on his arms, crying his eyes out.

    "What's the matter?" says the monk.

    The Head Monk lifts his old, grey head and, with tears streaming down his cheeks, says, "The word is "cele*brate*!"
    Keonin/Dreamboat - Fixers of Omni-Tek (RK2)
    Vekan/Kylek - Engie and Enf of Omni-Tek (RK2)
    Bartle quotient: Explorer 86%, Socializer 60%, Achiever 33% , Killer 20%

  19. #79
    A shark's sense of smell is so sharp, that it can differentiate a a few drops of blood within a 2 miles radius of water.
    Keonin/Dreamboat - Fixers of Omni-Tek (RK2)
    Vekan/Kylek - Engie and Enf of Omni-Tek (RK2)
    Bartle quotient: Explorer 86%, Socializer 60%, Achiever 33% , Killer 20%

  20. #80

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