Blatantly stole this idea from the Fixer forum, where they have their "Run fixer Run" song. I figured the MPs needed a song too, so I made these lyrics up to the tune of Korn's "Alone I break" (AKA make it go away). Download the song and play it while you read
Fix us up
Been gimpy too long
Please devs, right now
Post in here somehow
I can never stand to play
Can't be gimped no more
Maybe I will play MA
EAT flag is so wrong
My MP will be gone
My MP will be gone
Seems other professions change
Leaving us, it seems so strange
I’m just biding all my time
This Funcom love hurts my behind
All the s*** we seem to take
Inner Sanctum takes the cake
I have played the best I can
Why’s my pet come from a can?
Beg me for
My mokiez
nanos
XP alone
I’m PVP pwned.
And I do this every day
Buff n00bs like a whore
And still every month I pay
Dignity is gone
I feel like I’ve been conned
I feel like I’ve been conned
In Shadowlands we’re out of luck
My guess is we still will suck
Unlike MAs we are FFOKed
They raised the rate to 15 bucks
All the cash that they will rake
Not sure how much more I’ll take
Before I have to take a break
Fix our class for goodness sake!
It’s a slap right in my face?
Why am I hanging ‘round?
Is there no fixes to come?
(My demon is a disgrace)
Nanomage is not a race
Laughing stock in any place
Why’d I ever choose this race?
(I scare small children with my face)
Can’t get a girl to second base
Boy I’m feeling really dumb
It’s been months since I’ve had fun
Yknow it sure would be a change
Leveling would feel so strange
LFGing all my time
Sitting down on my behind
For so long that my bum aches
A brand new alt we all should make
They asked for mokiez and I ran
Now I'm sitting on my can