MP theme songs

[__________THEDEACON!]

Blatantly stole this idea from the Fixer forum, where they have their "Run fixer Run" song. I figured the MPs needed a song too, so I made these lyrics up to the tune of Korn's "Alone I break" (AKA make it go away). Download the song and play it while you read

Fix us up
Been gimpy too long
Please devs, right now
Post in here somehow

I can never stand to play
Can't be gimped no more
Maybe I will play MA
EAT flag is so wrong
My MP will be gone
My MP will be gone

Seems other professions change
Leaving us, it seems so strange
I’m just biding all my time
This Funcom love hurts my behind
All the s*** we seem to take
Inner Sanctum takes the cake
I have played the best I can
Why’s my pet come from a can?

Beg me for
My mokiez
nanos
XP alone
I’m PVP pwned.

And I do this every day
Buff n00bs like a whore
And still every month I pay
Dignity is gone
I feel like I’ve been conned
I feel like I’ve been conned

In Shadowlands we’re out of luck
My guess is we still will suck
Unlike MAs we are FFOKed
They raised the rate to 15 bucks
All the cash that they will rake
Not sure how much more I’ll take
Before I have to take a break
Fix our class for goodness sake!

It’s a slap right in my face?
Why am I hanging ‘round?
Is there no fixes to come?
(My demon is a disgrace)
Nanomage is not a race
Laughing stock in any place
Why’d I ever choose this race?
(I scare small children with my face)
Can’t get a girl to second base
Boy I’m feeling really dumb
It’s been months since I’ve had fun

Yknow it sure would be a change
Leveling would feel so strange
LFGing all my time
Sitting down on my behind
For so long that my bum aches
A brand new alt we all should make
They asked for mokiez and I ran
Now I'm sitting on my can

[Cozy]

This is sooo politically incorrect ... especially now

[___________Xcenoxyzs]

This is funny

[_______________Iogen]

Brilliant song Deacon although it would even better if every MP was singing it in game lol. Why don't you guys put the song in a script hehe. Just put /s in front of every line like so :


/s Introducing the new MP song, brought to you by THEDEACON.
/s So listen up you noobs!
/delay 3000
/s Fix us up
/delay 500
/s Been gimpy too long
/delay 500
/s Please devs, right now
/delay 500
/s Post in here somehow
/delay 3000
/s I can never stand to play
/delay 500
/s Can't be gimped no more
/delay 500
/s Maybe I will play MA
/delay 500
/s EAT flag is so wrong
/delay 500
/s My MP will be gone
/delay 500
/s My MP will be gone
/delay 3000
/s Seems other professions change
/delay 500
/s Leaving us, it seems so strange
/delay 500
/s I’m just biding all my time
/delay 500
/s This Funcom love hurts my behind
/delay 500
/s All the s*** we seem to take
/delay 500
/s Inner Sanctum takes the cake
/delay 500
/s I have played the best I can
/delay 500
/s Why’s my pet come from a can?
/delay 3000
/s Beg me for
/delay 500
/s My mokiez
/delay 500
/s nanos
/delay 500
/s XP alone
/delay 500
/s I’m PVP owned.
/delay 3000
/s And I do this every day
/delay 500
/s Buff n00bs like a whore
/delay 500
/s And still every month I pay
/delay 500
/s Dignity is gone
/delay 500
/s I feel like I’ve been conned
/delay 500
/s I feel like I’ve been conned
/delay 3000
/s In Shadowlands we’re out of luck
/delay 500
/s My guess is we still will suck
/delay 500
/s Unlike MAs we are FFOKed
/delay 500
/s They raised the rate to 15 bucks
/delay 500
/s All the cash that they will rake
/delay 500
/s Not sure how much more I’ll take
/delay 500
/s Before I have to take a break
/delay 500
/s Fix our class for goodness sake!
/delay 3000
/s It’s a slap right in my face?
/delay 500
/s Why am I hanging ‘round?
/delay 500
/s Is there no fixes to come?
/delay 500
/s (My demon is a disgrace)
/delay 500
/s Nanomage is not a race
/delay 500
/s Laughing stock in any place
/delay 500
/s Why’d I ever choose this race?
/delay 500
/s (I scare small children with my face)
/delay 500
/s Can’t get a girl to second base
/delay 500
/s Boy I’m feeling really dumb
/delay 500
/s It’s been months since I’ve had fun
/delay 3000
/s Yknow it sure would be a change
/delay 500
/s Leveling would feel so strange
/delay 500
/s LFGing all my time
/delay 500
/s Sitting down on my behind
/delay 500
/s For so long that my bum aches
/delay 500
/s A brand new alt we all should make
/delay 500
/s They asked for mokiez and I ran
/delay 500
/s Now I'm sitting on my can
/bow

Enjoy , paste it in notepad and then save it with a . at the end into your ao script folder.

[____________Wingless]

for info i sing already an mp song by shadowgod but i'm happy to have another song at sing i put the shadowgod song behind:


/speech
/s i'm a meta-physicist, and i'm okay.
/delay 1000
/speech
/s i buff all night, i complain all day
/delay 1500
/strong1
/pet chat "He's a Meta-physicist, and he's okay."
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he buffs us all night, and he complains all day"
/delay 3000
/speech
/s i buff others up, i recharge my nano
/delay 1000
/speech
/s i go to the grid
/delay 1000
/speech
/s On Wednesdays i go shoppin'
/delay 1000
/speech
/s and has Bronto scones for tea
/delay 1500
/strong1
/pet chat "He buffs us up, he eats his lunch"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "He goes to the grid"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "And has Bronto scones for tea."
/delay 1000
/pet chat "Hes a meta-physicist, and hes okay."
/delay 1000
/strong1
/pet chat "he buffs all night, complains all day"
/delay 3000
/speech
/s i buff others up, i scream LFT
/delay 1000
/speech
/s i like to do /fblock
/delay 1000
/flip
/s i put on womens clothing
/delay 1000
/moon
/s and hang around The Cup
/delay 1500
/pet chat "He buffs us up, he screams LFT"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he likes to do /fblock"
/delay 1000
/flip
/pet chat "he puts on womens clothing"
/delay 1000
/moon
/pet chat "and hangs around at The Cup!?!?"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he's a meta-physicist and hes okay"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he buffs all night, and he complains all day"
/delay 3000
/speech
/s i buff others up, i wear high heels,
/delay 1000
/speech
/s neleb cloak, and a bra.
/delay 1000
/speech
/s i wish i'd been a girlie
/delay 1000
/speech
/s just like my dear Izgimmer
/delay 1500
/strong1
/pet chat "He buffs us up, he wears high heels,"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "nelebs cloak, and a bra!?!?"
/delay 1500
/pet "Red Phoenix, Suzaku" chat "whats this? Wants to be a girlie? Oh, My Mocham!"
/delay 1000
/pet "
Blue Dragon, Seiryu
" chat "And i thought you were so ubah! Gimp!"
/moon
/delay 3000
/strong1
/pet chat "He's a meta-physicist and he's okay"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he buffs others up, and he complains all day"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "hes a meta-physicist and hes okaaaaay"
/delay 1000
/pet chat "he buffs others up, and he complains all day."

[_______________Iogen]

An error in my script ^^ the song comes up to fast so it thinks were spamming or something and it blocks half of it, i reccomend changing all the /delay 500 to /delay 1000. If you still get some of it buffered then just increase the delays by 250 points each time.

[Sallust]

It horrifies Shadowgod I think that I actually use Wingless' script for that song. In fact I just gave a performance last night on request for some singing and dancing. I actually got inspired a wrote a few additional ones to add to my repertoire.

Here is my revision of the YMCA song:

/angry
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, 'cause your in a new town"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "There's no need to be unhappy"
/delay 3000
/angry
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, there's a place you can go"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, when you're short on your dough"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "many ways to have a good time."
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can get yourself clean"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can have a good meal"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Are you listening to me"
/delay 1000
/nono
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, what do you want to be"
/delay 1000
/w a Meta-Physicist???
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, you can make real your dreams,"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "but you've got to know this one thing."
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "No MP-man, does it all by himself"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, put your pride on the shelf"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "And just go there, to the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I'm sure they can help you today"
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "They have everything for young men to enjoy."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can hang out with all the boys."
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can get yourself clean"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can have a good meal"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes,"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I said, I was down and out with the pathing blues"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I felt, no MP-man cared if I were alive"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "I felt the whole world was full of Jivin' 31337"
/delay 3000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "That's when someone came up to me"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "and said young MP-man take a walk up the street"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "There's a place there called the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "They can start you back on your way."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 4000
/s Y.M-P.C.A.
/delay 1500
/ymca
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
/delay 1000
/s Y.M-P.C.A.
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 500
/pet "EvilDead" chat "just go to the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes"
/delay 1000
/pet "EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was out with the pathing blues"
/delay 3000
/ymca
/delay 500
/s Y.
/delay 2000
/s M-P
/delay 2000
/s C.
/delay 2000
/s A.
/delay 3000
/curt

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EvilDead is the name of my attack pet, so just use a find-replace function with whatever is appropriate for you.

[____________Wingless]

first sallust exelent one i have add it in my repertory but... the script are full of little error

is the version finish and correct tested and all:

/angry
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, 'cause your in a new town"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "There's no need to be unhappy"
/delay 3000
/angry
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, there's a place you can go"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, when you're short on your dough"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "many ways to have a good time."
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can get yourself clean"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can have a good meal"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, Are you listening to me"
/delay 1000
/nono
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, what do you want to be"
/delay 1000
/w a Meta-Physicist???
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, you can make real your dreams,"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "but you've got to know this one thing."
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "No MP-man, does it all by himself"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, young MP-man, put your pride on the shelf"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "And just go there, to the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I'm sure they can help you today"
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "They have everything for young men to enjoy."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can hang out with all the boys."
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can get yourself clean"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can have a good meal"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes,"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I said, I was down and out with the pathing blues"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I felt, no MP-man cared if I were alive"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "I felt the whole world was full of Jivin' 31337"
/delay 3000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "That's when someone came up to me"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "and said young MP-man take a walk up the street"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "There's a place there called the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "They can start you back on your way."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 4000
/s Y.M-P.C.A.
/delay 1500
/ymca
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
/delay 1000
/s Y.M-P.C.A.
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 500
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "just go to the Y.M-P.C.A."
/delay 1000
/ymca
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes"
/delay 1000
/pet " Seiryu
" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was out with the pathing blues"
/delay 3000
/ymca
/delay 500
/s Y.
/delay 2000
/s M-P
/delay 2000
/s C.
/delay 2000
/s A.
/delay 3000
/curt



other point this script are at the limit of the size limite result long pet name are not welcome in this script ^^


enjoy this

[Balderac]

Aren't we having fun

[Yafe]

GO MPs!

[ZubZero]

dude where do I download the mp3z?? ^^

[____________Wingless]

i gonna stop to sing i have loose my faith

[Xtremtech]

I love Sallusts song - but - *ahem* do we have to allude to the MP's gimpiness by making gay references all the time... ? I'd like to have a song I can sing that doesn't refer to myself as a wimp....

X

[____________Conehead]

NIce song But rember this post deaky They even Achived it
edit I ment this one

http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...threadid=91559

but thit one not bad either

http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...threadid=90265

[Matrixninjah]

Why are there ''
'' in front of pet name?

Andy

[_______________Hypos]

posted by Andy

Why are there ''
'' in front of pet name?

They have to do with using colors in a pet's name. I believe there's a link in the MP tutorial thread about how to use colors.

[_______________Hypos]

For those that don't troll the engie forum: Engie Got Bot

[Palmero]

hahahhahahah damn that was fun o.0

[Maimgara]

[______________Korant]

OMG! u songsters r out of control!


my tummy hurts so bad now...