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  1. #1

    THE MP's THEME SONG OMGz!!!!!

    Blatantly stole this idea from the Fixer forum, where they have their "Run fixer Run" song. I figured the MPs needed a song too, so I made these lyrics up to the tune of Korn's "Alone I break" (AKA make it go away). Download the song and play it while you read

    Fix us up
    Been gimpy too long
    Please devs, right now
    Post in here somehow

    I can never stand to play
    Can't be gimped no more
    Maybe I will play MA
    EAT flag is so wrong
    My MP will be gone
    My MP will be gone

    Seems other professions change
    Leaving us, it seems so strange
    Iím just biding all my time
    This Funcom love hurts my behind
    All the s*** we seem to take
    Inner Sanctum takes the cake
    I have played the best I can
    Whyís my pet come from a can?

    Beg me for
    My mokiez
    nanos
    XP alone
    Iím PVP pwned.

    And I do this every day
    Buff n00bs like a whore
    And still every month I pay
    Dignity is gone
    I feel like Iíve been conned
    I feel like Iíve been conned

    In Shadowlands weíre out of luck
    My guess is we still will suck
    Unlike MAs we are FFOKed
    They raised the rate to 15 bucks
    All the cash that they will rake
    Not sure how much more Iíll take
    Before I have to take a break
    Fix our class for goodness sake!

    Itís a slap right in my face?
    Why am I hanging Ďround?
    Is there no fixes to come?
    (My demon is a disgrace)
    Nanomage is not a race
    Laughing stock in any place
    Whyíd I ever choose this race?
    (I scare small children with my face)
    Canít get a girl to second base
    Boy Iím feeling really dumb
    Itís been months since Iíve had fun

    Yknow it sure would be a change
    Leveling would feel so strange
    LFGing all my time
    Sitting down on my behind
    For so long that my bum aches
    A brand new alt we all should make
    They asked for mokiez and I ran
    Now I'm sitting on my can
    Last edited by THEDEACON!; Aug 2nd, 2003 at 00:55:15.
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

  2. #2


    This is sooo politically incorrect ... especially now
    postcount++

  3. #3

  4. #4
    Brilliant song Deacon although it would even better if every MP was singing it in game lol. Why don't you guys put the song in a script hehe. Just put /s in front of every line like so :


    /s Introducing the new MP song, brought to you by THEDEACON.
    /s So listen up you noobs!
    /delay 3000
    /s Fix us up
    /delay 500
    /s Been gimpy too long
    /delay 500
    /s Please devs, right now
    /delay 500
    /s Post in here somehow
    /delay 3000
    /s I can never stand to play
    /delay 500
    /s Can't be gimped no more
    /delay 500
    /s Maybe I will play MA
    /delay 500
    /s EAT flag is so wrong
    /delay 500
    /s My MP will be gone
    /delay 500
    /s My MP will be gone
    /delay 3000
    /s Seems other professions change
    /delay 500
    /s Leaving us, it seems so strange
    /delay 500
    /s Iím just biding all my time
    /delay 500
    /s This Funcom love hurts my behind
    /delay 500
    /s All the s*** we seem to take
    /delay 500
    /s Inner Sanctum takes the cake
    /delay 500
    /s I have played the best I can
    /delay 500
    /s Whyís my pet come from a can?
    /delay 3000
    /s Beg me for
    /delay 500
    /s My mokiez
    /delay 500
    /s nanos
    /delay 500
    /s XP alone
    /delay 500
    /s Iím PVP owned.
    /delay 3000
    /s And I do this every day
    /delay 500
    /s Buff n00bs like a whore
    /delay 500
    /s And still every month I pay
    /delay 500
    /s Dignity is gone
    /delay 500
    /s I feel like Iíve been conned
    /delay 500
    /s I feel like Iíve been conned
    /delay 3000
    /s In Shadowlands weíre out of luck
    /delay 500
    /s My guess is we still will suck
    /delay 500
    /s Unlike MAs we are FFOKed
    /delay 500
    /s They raised the rate to 15 bucks
    /delay 500
    /s All the cash that they will rake
    /delay 500
    /s Not sure how much more Iíll take
    /delay 500
    /s Before I have to take a break
    /delay 500
    /s Fix our class for goodness sake!
    /delay 3000
    /s Itís a slap right in my face?
    /delay 500
    /s Why am I hanging Ďround?
    /delay 500
    /s Is there no fixes to come?
    /delay 500
    /s (My demon is a disgrace)
    /delay 500
    /s Nanomage is not a race
    /delay 500
    /s Laughing stock in any place
    /delay 500
    /s Whyíd I ever choose this race?
    /delay 500
    /s (I scare small children with my face)
    /delay 500
    /s Canít get a girl to second base
    /delay 500
    /s Boy Iím feeling really dumb
    /delay 500
    /s Itís been months since Iíve had fun
    /delay 3000
    /s Yknow it sure would be a change
    /delay 500
    /s Leveling would feel so strange
    /delay 500
    /s LFGing all my time
    /delay 500
    /s Sitting down on my behind
    /delay 500
    /s For so long that my bum aches
    /delay 500
    /s A brand new alt we all should make
    /delay 500
    /s They asked for mokiez and I ran
    /delay 500
    /s Now I'm sitting on my can
    /bow

    Enjoy , paste it in notepad and then save it with a . at the end into your ao script folder.
    Iogen:MP on RK1
    Unit Leader of:Guild of Meta-Physics
    Armour

  5. #5
    for info i sing already an mp song by shadowgod but i'm happy to have another song at sing i put the shadowgod song behind:


    /speech
    /s i'm a meta-physicist, and i'm okay.
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s i buff all night, i complain all day
    /delay 1500
    /strong1
    /pet chat "He's a Meta-physicist, and he's okay."
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he buffs us all night, and he complains all day"
    /delay 3000
    /speech
    /s i buff others up, i recharge my nano
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s i go to the grid
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s On Wednesdays i go shoppin'
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s and has Bronto scones for tea
    /delay 1500
    /strong1
    /pet chat "He buffs us up, he eats his lunch"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "He goes to the grid"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "And has Bronto scones for tea."
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "Hes a meta-physicist, and hes okay."
    /delay 1000
    /strong1
    /pet chat "he buffs all night, complains all day"
    /delay 3000
    /speech
    /s i buff others up, i scream LFT
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s i like to do /fblock
    /delay 1000
    /flip
    /s i put on womens clothing
    /delay 1000
    /moon
    /s and hang around The Cup
    /delay 1500
    /pet chat "He buffs us up, he screams LFT"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he likes to do /fblock"
    /delay 1000
    /flip
    /pet chat "he puts on womens clothing"
    /delay 1000
    /moon
    /pet chat "and hangs around at The Cup!?!?"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he's a meta-physicist and hes okay"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he buffs all night, and he complains all day"
    /delay 3000
    /speech
    /s i buff others up, i wear high heels,
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s neleb cloak, and a bra.
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s i wish i'd been a girlie
    /delay 1000
    /speech
    /s just like my dear Izgimmer
    /delay 1500
    /strong1
    /pet chat "He buffs us up, he wears high heels,"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "nelebs cloak, and a bra!?!?"
    /delay 1500
    /pet " Red Phoenix, Suzaku " chat "whats this? Wants to be a girlie? Oh, My Mocham!"
    /delay 1000
    /pet "Blue Dragon, Seiryu" chat "And i thought you were so ubah! Gimp!"
    /moon
    /delay 3000
    /strong1
    /pet chat "He's a meta-physicist and he's okay"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he buffs others up, and he complains all day"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "hes a meta-physicist and hes okaaaaay"
    /delay 1000
    /pet chat "he buffs others up, and he complains all day."
    Wingless - MP lvl 158 - Atlantean (Rk1) [Armor]

    Rustykiller - lvl 53 - President of Nightwalker

  6. #6
    An error in my script ^^ the song comes up to fast so it thinks were spamming or something and it blocks half of it, i reccomend changing all the /delay 500 to /delay 1000. If you still get some of it buffered then just increase the delays by 250 points each time.
    Iogen:MP on RK1
    Unit Leader of:Guild of Meta-Physics
    Armour

  7. #7
    It horrifies Shadowgod I think that I actually use Wingless' script for that song. In fact I just gave a performance last night on request for some singing and dancing. I actually got inspired a wrote a few additional ones to add to my repertoire.

    Here is my revision of the YMCA song:

    /angry
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, 'cause your in a new town"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "There's no need to be unhappy"
    /delay 3000
    /angry
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, there's a place you can go"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, when you're short on your dough"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "many ways to have a good time."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can get yourself clean"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can have a good meal"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Are you listening to me"
    /delay 1000
    /nono
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, what do you want to be"
    /delay 1000
    /w a Meta-Physicist???
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, you can make real your dreams,"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "but you've got to know this one thing."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "No MP-man, does it all by himself"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, young MP-man, put your pride on the shelf"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "And just go there, to the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I'm sure they can help you today"
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "They have everything for young men to enjoy."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can hang out with all the boys."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can get yourself clean"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can have a good meal"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes,"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I said, I was down and out with the pathing blues"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I felt, no MP-man cared if I were alive"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "I felt the whole world was full of Jivin' 31337"
    /delay 3000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "That's when someone came up to me"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "and said young MP-man take a walk up the street"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "There's a place there called the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "They can start you back on your way."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 4000
    /s Y.M-P.C.A.
    /delay 1500
    /ymca
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
    /delay 1000
    /s Y.M-P.C.A.
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 500
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "just go to the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " EvilDead" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was out with the pathing blues"
    /delay 3000
    /ymca
    /delay 500
    /s Y.
    /delay 2000
    /s M-P
    /delay 2000
    /s C.
    /delay 2000
    /s A.
    /delay 3000
    /curt

    ----------------

    EvilDead is the name of my attack pet, so just use a find-replace function with whatever is appropriate for you.
    Clan Elder of The Pilgrims

  8. #8
    first sallust exelent one i have add it in my repertory but... the script are full of little error

    is the version finish and correct tested and all:

    /angry
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, 'cause your in a new town"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "There's no need to be unhappy"
    /delay 3000
    /angry
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, there's a place you can go"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, when you're short on your dough"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "many ways to have a good time."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can get yourself clean"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can have a good meal"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, Are you listening to me"
    /delay 1000
    /nono
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, what do you want to be"
    /delay 1000
    /w a Meta-Physicist???
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, you can make real your dreams,"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "but you've got to know this one thing."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "No MP-man, does it all by himself"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, young MP-man, put your pride on the shelf"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "And just go there, to the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I'm sure they can help you today"
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "They have everything for young men to enjoy."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can hang out with all the boys."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can get yourself clean"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can have a good meal"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "You can do whatever you feel."
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes,"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I said, I was down and out with the pathing blues"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I felt, no MP-man cared if I were alive"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "I felt the whole world was full of Jivin' 31337"
    /delay 3000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "That's when someone came up to me"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "and said young MP-man take a walk up the street"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "There's a place there called the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "They can start you back on your way."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 4000
    /s Y.M-P.C.A.
    /delay 1500
    /ymca
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "It's fun to stay at the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, there's no need to feel down"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, pick yourself off the ground"
    /delay 1000
    /s Y.M-P.C.A.
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 500
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "just go to the Y.M-P.C.A."
    /delay 1000
    /ymca
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was once in your shoes"
    /delay 1000
    /pet " Seiryu" chat "Young MP-man, Young MP-man, I was out with the pathing blues"
    /delay 3000
    /ymca
    /delay 500
    /s Y.
    /delay 2000
    /s M-P
    /delay 2000
    /s C.
    /delay 2000
    /s A.
    /delay 3000
    /curt



    other point this script are at the limit of the size limite result long pet name are not welcome in this script ^^


    enjoy this
    Wingless - MP lvl 158 - Atlantean (Rk1) [Armor]

    Rustykiller - lvl 53 - President of Nightwalker

  9. #9

  10. #10

  11. #11
    dude where do I download the mp3z?? ^^

  12. #12

    Unhappy

    i gonna stop to sing i have loose my faith
    Wingless - MP lvl 158 - Atlantean (Rk1) [Armor]

    Rustykiller - lvl 53 - President of Nightwalker

  13. #13
    I love Sallusts song - but - *ahem* do we have to allude to the MP's gimpiness by making gay references all the time... ? I'd like to have a song I can sing that doesn't refer to myself as a wimp....

    X
    Xtremtech: MetaPhysicist currently resident on Test. (209 + 21 AI Levels).

    Various other test MPs of differing levels and builds available.

  14. #14

    Talking

    NIce song But rember this post deaky They even Achived it
    edit I ment this one

    http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...threadid=91559

    but thit one not bad either

    http://forums.anarchy-online.com/sho...threadid=90265
    Last edited by Conehead; Aug 7th, 2003 at 13:15:27.
    Socializer 53%
    Killer 53%
    Explorer 53%
    Achiever 40%
    Your type is: SKE. 2% of respondents so far fall into that type

    Go figure Im weird.

  15. #15

    Gimp question....

    Why are there '''' in front of pet name?

    Andy

  16. #16

    Re: Gimp question....

    posted by Andy

    Why are there '''' in front of pet name?
    They have to do with using colors in a pet's name. I believe there's a link in the MP tutorial thread about how to use colors.
    Heals - they're not just for tradeskills anymore
    Hypos omni doc RK2 <-- stupid enough to have thought that going past level 150 would help her be a better doc
    Phlair omni mp RK2 solo char
    Nerfbat omni enf RK2 awarded the hammer of braveness
    Shadow Ops

  17. #17
    For those that don't troll the engie forum: Engie Got Bot
    Heals - they're not just for tradeskills anymore
    Hypos omni doc RK2 <-- stupid enough to have thought that going past level 150 would help her be a better doc
    Phlair omni mp RK2 solo char
    Nerfbat omni enf RK2 awarded the hammer of braveness
    Shadow Ops

  18. #18
    hahahhahahah damn that was fun o.0
    w00p w00p!!

  19. #19
    Maimgara - Supreme Creator, The Renaissance - RK2
    [Thedeacon]: As for the "high level n00b" part....Hey, I don't care if they level up....puts them in pvp range quicker.

  20. #20
    OMG! u songsters r out of control!


    my tummy hurts so bad now...
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    -=:: Korant MP Meta-physicist ::=-
    -=::: Korant Nano Technician :::=-
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