Doncarnage awoke in his apartment, head pounding from whatever engine coolant he was served in the rompa bar the last night. "How long have I been asleep?" he wondered as he realised that his apartment had no clock that was not stuck flashing at 12:00. The place was a mess, a visitor might think Omni-pol had ransacked it looking for stims, but it had always been like this. Somehow managing to find his armor and weapon, he stumbled outside and drove to rompa to see what's what, fake smile on his face, glowing pink gun in his hand. The bar always smelled of two things upon entering, cheap beer and women with empty pockets and nothing to lose. One always had to shuffle through a crowd of rodent like men sniffing around for their cheese, pathetic little creatures only living to sleaze all over the dancers. As usual the xtronica entertainment girls were dancing and providing these men with a reason to live, painted on smiles and painted on thongs, dancing so that they could eat later. Don knew the business, he made his first credit managing this sort of woman, sending them, off to tables to coax lonely men to open their accounts, that was long ago, the easy money tapping out and leaving the blue haired soldier with the only option of working for a living. Just as he pulled up a chair and started sipping the cheap whiskey, he saw her. The head of them all, Sensuality, miss OT and president of xtronica, dancing on a table for some prominant looking men. "Miss Omni Tek huh, she got alot of cash out of that" he thought, stroking him chin, the idea taking shape. Don knew what he had to do, creditors on his back and bookies looking to collect on leet racing bets, he knew easy money when he saw it. Women gasped and the men drew weapons as Don grabbed the dancing woman and threw her over his shoulder, running for the door, throwing her into his old yalmaha and setting course for his old hideout. "you're going to make me richer than any redhead has ever before" he said smugly as his eyes wandered to the thong she wore, all she could do was make silly noises against the ballgag she wore. Don had no idea where she even got it or when she put it on "what a strange woman" he chuckled to himself. As soon as she was safely secured to a chair Don began the interrogation. "where's the xtronica safe, I want that 30 million creds and I want it soon." She spat in his face "what safe?" Don smiled and calmly whiped off the spit, pulling from his pack a picture of her before the cosmetic surgery, nose 3 times larger than it is now "now do you know what safe I am talking about?" Her face fell, the smug smile dropping like a sack of monster parts "greater omni forest 1100, 2039, buried in the dirt below a tree. Please don't show anyone that or I will castrate you." she cried out desperately as he leapt from the chair and latched on to Don's leg, begging. He smirked and pushed her away, throwing he picture to her and climbing in his yalmaha to immediately fly to the site, with one stop over at the bank to grab his grave robbing tools "these ought to double as treasure hunting tools." The sun set as he dug for hours, shirt hanging from a bush covered in sweat, finally hitting a large metal object. Jumping with joy he wasted no time cracking the safe open, face falling "THONGS!? What the, why, no, thongs! You lying, cheating raaaaagr!" Don kicked the safe, overflowing with fresh white thongs, obviously some sort of cache in case of a thong shortage, yelping as he broke his foot. Later that night he called his old lawyer about a lawsuit against the Acme safe corperation. "gotta pay the bills somehow."
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