Stats of your favorite celeb's

[_______________Dilox]

Ok, I'm sick, and I'm bored, so I thought it would be interesting to post the stats up of your favorite celebrities. Example:

George "Dubya" Bush

Strength: 8
Dexterity: 6 (At least he can throw a ball to the Japanese Prime Minister)
Constitution: 5 (How long did that bruise on his face last?)
Intelligence: 7 (If you surround yourself with smart people to help you, you have to know something)
Wisdom: 2 (He choked on a pretzel, 'nuff said)
Charisma: 5 (He has his dad for that)

Now that's just one example, you could do anyone, or anything. Feel free to add classes, feats, proficiencies, etc.

[______________muffin]

mike tyson


strength 17 (he's a boxer)
dexterity 13 (he's an athlete)
constitution 14
intelligence 2 (he bit a guy)
wisdom 2 (see intelligence)
charisma 0 (rapists ain't that cool)

[__________Maxtor 1-7]

Bushes charisma should be 6 or 7,he gives peaches very well, even if he does not write them.

Bill Clinton:
strenght:2 (only time he exercised was when he raced to McDonalds or Pizza Hut)
Dexterity: 3 (sorta bulky looking, cant be good for that)
Constitution: 5 (not really healthy, so a bruise will last a while. Other then that i dont really know)
intelligence: 1 (

"hiya Ms. Lewinsky, I have something to show ya"

Bill clinton )
Wisdom: 2 ("I did not have a sexual relationship with Monika Lewinsky..., I did indeed have..." other then that see intelligence)
Charisma: 3 (his voice is a bit weird and he was not good at pointing out different areas in his speaches using the tone of his voice).
honesty: 0 (see intelligence, wisdom, and his promises to lower taxes, for both of his terms)