Rocherd sits in the lounge of Reet's Retreat starring at the video camera and presses Record on the communicator
Hello and welcome to the first in a series of Biographies about my life.
Well, You know me has Lewis "Rocherd" Randigo but you don't know how I came to Rubi-Ka.
It all began in the city of New York on Earth. I was a millionaire in a large company which produced the now extinct Samson and Gail Marshmellow Sandwhiches. They were loved by Dave of Portal on G4TV.
Well, I woke up to find out my company was going Bankrupt by the competer, Marshmellow Delights Deluxe. So I was walking to the office since I like to walk, I was quickly dragged back by this Thug and then I met this guy his name was Theodore Ross.
He was a major employee of Omni-Tek back when it was only an Antenna Company. Here is what he said.
"I know your company is going bankrupt so I'm offering you a bargain. I will put you in this cryotube till we populate our dream planet, Rubi-Ka" said Theodore Ross
"Who are you?" I said to him
"None other than Theodore Ross, Employee of Omni-Tek The Antenna Company. Our scientists in our lab found this planet a long way away and we'll be expanding our services to the planet when we can" said Mr. Ross
"Well, I don't know. How much does it cost?" I said
"The low price of 9 easy payments of 1 million. The regular price is 22 million" said Mr. Ross
So I picked up 9 million dollar bills from my wallet, they were hard to find, and handed them to Theodore Ross.
"Before I go in, can I go talk to my family?" I said
"Sure, just be back here in 3 hours" said Theodore
I thanked him and walked to my office to tell my family and my company I'm quitting, I arrived to find it closed and my employees standing outside.
"Hello, Today is a sad indeed but sadly I must leave you. I will hand you all 5 million dollar bills and then head off" I said
"Rocherd! What about us? We're your family? Don't go!" said my wife
"Honey! I have to go. I'm a failure so I'll leave you all our items and the rest of my money" I said
I said goodbye to my family and handed everyone 5 million dollar bills and headed off to the cryo-lab to wait till Rubi-Ka comes.
Well I walked in and Theodore put me in the tube and I went into my deep sleep.
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This has been Episode 1 of my life story. The next one will be made soon. Thank you for watching.
Rocherd presses the End button.