I went to Newland a couple of days ago to see my contact on the Black Market. He showed me something that he said would fix my 'bot's lecherous behavior. It was a microchip....
The PSX2 Emoticon Modification chip.
I paid over a million credits for it (for my level, that is a LOT of credits); he told me he "aquired" the chip at great personal risk from some robot manufacturing company in Omni-1. He also told me that this chip is one of only two prototypes that exist.
Well, I installed the chip and turned on ToyWabbit, and the first thing he said was...
"Hail and well met, great Caesar!"
Now he insists on calling me Caesar, thinks we should be wearing togas instead of trenchcoats, and that he should fight for me in the Arena (he thinks we have gladitorial games where I raise my thumb and such...)
Well, at least he's no longer a lech...
ToyWabbit (looking at some women): "Perhaps we should invite those fine specimens to your private abode, Great Caesar! I'm sure they'd love to frolick as vestigal virgins in your presence!"
AAUUGGHH!!!! I should've known something would be wrong when I saw those 3 letters printed on the damned chip!!!