The following is an exerpt taken from an article in the local section of the Rome Blue Gazette
Today a locally well known Omni-Tek employee, a male Solitus Trader known by many simply as as "Shuldrich" showed his true colors when he switched sides this afternoon by the Borialis whompa. "Omni-Tek was just way too uptight for me" he was heard to have said "I'm actually a very sweet and loving guy, I'm really just just overbrimming with love for my fellow man. Omni-Tek just wasn't providing the necessary spiritual fulfillment that I was looking for in life and, well, I think the clans can provide that kind of nurturing atmosphere where my I can really feel loved and love in return." Shuldrich cited Omni-Tek's "materialistic" emphasis on economic matters and "inhumane and dehumanizingly cruel" policies based on "justifications of an unkind oligarchy" as his reasons for leaving the corporation and announced that his intentions to live "The quiet life of an honest merchant" in Athen, and "assist the clans in any non-violent way possible." When asked if he had any parting words for Omni-Tek he seemed on the verge of tears as he expressed his sentiments. "I would love to see nothing more than illustrious Omni employees like Templus, Meister, Bliqz, and Marlamin join me in this peace crusade. We should struggle to acheive peace with kindness and love, not with X-3's and support beams. I also want to get in contact with Lexusstreak and Cemetarygate and see what can be done to bring what I hope will be a new pacifist movement to the sentinels and their supporters."
((April fools
No worries, I'm still a souless, scum sucking Omni-Tek bastard.))
