Press Release: Omni-Tek Press Corp.

[Editor: OTPC]

Omni-Trade, 31st March, 29477.

The newly formed Omni-Tek Press Corp. today announced they will be engaging in a mission to present the truth of events on Rubi-Ka to Omni-Tek Employees. Having acquired funds from Omni-Tek, they claim to have secured enough capital to launch a newspaper which will be dedicated to disseminating truth, and allaying the lies spread by those opposed to Omni-Tek's orderly patronage of the planet.

While the focus will be on news and current events, Editor-in-Chief "Zalcoy" said they would also "take time out to speak to the loyal citizens and allow them to share their thoughts and feelings on the terrible atrocities carried out by those opposed to the corporation."

Zalcoy went on to outline the goals for the publication, saying "we look forward to bringing you, our fellow employees, the best possible news coverage of our company's triumphs over all the troubles on Rubi-Ka. Successful conquest of the peoples opposed to Omni-Tek will be a defining point in the corporation's history."

[Dabblez]

Ah, but will it be a reliable and factually accurate as...
The Rubi-Ka Enquirer?

[______________Emiliy]

Wonderful...more propaganda...

((OOC: Sweet!))

[Tussa]

I reckon this means more propaganda to hide the cruelty Omni-Tek is responsible for, and keep up the lulled state of mind of so many Omni-Tek employees.

I just hope there will be some sort of funded clan and neutral newsservice as well, to balance the information given from OTPC.

[OOC: Extremely cool. I guess this means an official newsservice is up and running ]

[_______________Bliqz]

Bliqz reads the advertisment with pleasure.

Finaly, a voice of reason and truth on Rubi-Ka. Please add my name to your subscribtion list.

I wonder if there will be a Recipe column in the Local Section...And perhaps I can place an add for my cook book in the paper as well...

I am definately looking forward to this.

[CarLBanks]

AWESOME! Finally a real source of news from the best company ever!

[PrimeRate]

Dyrge hopes it has a Page 3.

[_______________Bliqz]

Originally posted by Dyrge
Dyrge hopes it has a Page 3.

(( /me drool ))

[vallikat]

((You dirty old men! ...I wonder how many people will get that ))

[Simplehead]

Cool another zine!

Going to be hard to beat the ONN though.

http://grimworld.homestead.com/onn.html

[UwensBack]

Oggie's right about that, although Jon is on vacation for a little while, though the next issue shouldn't be delayed too long.

[Aimes]

It's always reassuring to see employees willing to work at delivering the truth through the quagmire of insidious clan propaganda.

((This sounds great! ))

[______________Emiliy]

Originally posted by Shuldrich
It's always reassuring to see employees willing to work at delivering the truth through the quagmire of insidious clan propaganda.

((Yoink! That is SO part of my siggy now ))

[Aimes]

Originally posted by Emiliy


((Yoink! That is SO part of my siggy now ))

(( Woot! I am now in Emiliy's signature! I have now officially contributed something to AO! ))

[____________Marlamin]

Truth and Honor! All Clanners will be purified. All doubters will be healed.

[NoEvadesDiff]

Awsome.. look forward to reading a new newspaper at Rompa.

[UwensBack]

"Emiliy Age. Quality propaganda since 29477. "

Emmi! Our department is called "Foreign Affairs and Events/Indoctrination". Ixnay on the ropangandapay!

[Vixentrox]

Originally posted by ValliKat
((You dirty old men! ...I wonder how many people will get that ))

(I understood it)

[________BonkBonkBonk]

ah I missed the good ol' propaganda, nothing was nearly as entertaining... well except maybe drunken leet fighting

[Kithraks]

Clanner baffoon comments aside, it is good to hear that Omni-Tek started funding again on the more "civilized" qualities that sets Omni-Tek apart from the terrorists up north.