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    Do you have pet problems?

    /RP ON

    Do you Engineers, 'Crats, and MPs have problems with your pets? I know mine has problems. He likes wine and women, and I often get slapped for what he does.

    ToyWabbit: Pretteee layydeeezz....

    WOULD YOU SHUT UP, YOU CHEAP 'BOT! I swear I might just drive this screwdriver through your main neuroprocessor!

    /RP OFF
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    Are you sure he is not really a Fixer? It would explain alot.

    Dyrge thinks to himself "Wait I'm a Fixer"

    Strike that! Yes, most likely a malfunction. I would use the screwdriver approach.
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    Well RustBucket use to have a fine appetite for chairs... wooden, metal, plastic he didn't care... he just really like chairs.

    Or tables. Can't count how many tables he'd plow right into the middle of...

    But he hasn't hum..... er been with a piece of furniture in months. While happy to have him follow me obidently, his lack of passio....er ummm... previous activity has troubled me.

    Maybe he found a nice clock radio on the side or somethin.
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    I once met a 'crat at a party that would just sit and stare dejectedly at her drink all night. When I asked her what the problem was she said that it was the fact that her bot was really just a dirty 'ol lecher, as his favorite pastime was to wander about "accidentally" bumping into interns. When threatend with a harassment charge the 'bot would simply mutter something about "pathing" and continue with his unsatisfactory behavior. I haven't heard any other complaints about that series though, perhaps the manufacturer fixed the model?

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    Viray, you had rusty "fixed" finally I see. About time.

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    One thing is to have a pet hu... - ehhh displaying an extraordinary interest in becoming an in-doors decorator, at least it knows what it wants.
    My kid brothers pet has an annoying habit of just staring off into the far blue yonder, completely lost to any and all requests from its master.
    This is annoying when just out for a walk, but it is both very irritating and potentially dangerous when my brother is in one of his frequent brawls..
    Tempus fugit.

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    Some don't have film.

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