Would like to acquire a working bomb to cause havoc and destruction.

**________________Fiqh** · Mar 19th, 2003, 14:31:05

I would like, if anyone is selling, to acquire a working unit with highly explosive capabilities. I intend to use it, without a doubt. If no-one is selling, can anyone make one? I really need a bomb, got some grudges I would love to settle once and for all

**catuela** · Mar 19th, 2003, 14:45:46

*cough* not the place for this *cough*

*cough* send me a tell *cough*

**CarLBanks** · Mar 19th, 2003, 14:55:21

CarLBanks gets on his communicator and calls Mr. Ross

"Mr. Ross! You on?...........Hello Sir.........Well we got two people who want to use a bomb on Rubi-Ka.............I know sir! They want to blow up someone................One of them is supplying the person a few bombs on Rubi-Ka............Ok so Omni-Pol will be to their apartments in a few minutes?..............Your Welcome Sir.......It was no problem...........Tell me if you need anything else.........Bye Mr. Ross.

CarLBanks ends transmission and walks off into the horizion

**catuela** · Mar 19th, 2003, 15:10:44

I think as a lvl 150 present for myself, I'm going to finally get myself an apartment. I'll be sure to let everyone know where it is too. <sarcasm

Please don't confuse me with some low bit wanna be thug you see hanging out in the Rompa Bar at all hours of the day. The only way OP ar anyone else for that matter can find me is if I allow them too.

**Bionitrous** · Mar 19th, 2003, 15:44:51

I have one package of charged plastic explosives left from the days when you would retrieve them from a disarmed chest. At the time, you could apply them to doors and containers to trap them. Apparently new arrivals were not checking doors in MMD as they entered missions and complained to the point that technology was introduced to prevent doors from being trapped by regular citizens.

http://www.aodb.info/showitem.asp?AO...PrintPage=True

**catuela** · Mar 19th, 2003, 15:56:30

Whoa...I want one.

**Trisagiona** · Mar 19th, 2003, 16:28:57

Sorry Fiqh, I could have sold you one but I think I need all my bombs for various... *ahem* protests

**_______________Viray** · Mar 19th, 2003, 17:29:40

(( trapping doors so needs to be back in the game ))

**Jynne** · Mar 19th, 2003, 17:36:31

OOC - I think it would be neat if we could set up mine fields and other traps around our towers, using tradeskills like ME, EE, and QFT. QFT for the really nasty ones.

This would give trade skills a battle field role for NW, and it would give agents and fixers traps to spot with their buffed perception, and try to disarm with trap disarm.

**Fixerben** · Mar 19th, 2003, 17:45:18

Jynne thats a kool idea.

**BugLight** · Mar 19th, 2003, 17:52:45

Originally posted by Jynne
OOC - I think it would be neat if we could set up mine fields and other traps around our towers, using tradeskills like ME, EE, and QFT. QFT for the really nasty ones.

This would give trade skills a battle field role for NW, and it would give agents and fixers traps to spot with their buffed perception, and try to disarm with trap disarm.

(( Funcom we want this and we want this now, kthxbye ))

**Aimes** · Mar 19th, 2003, 17:57:35

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Tradeskillers want trap making!)

**Thyme** · Mar 19th, 2003, 18:23:04

*cough* not the place for this *cough*

*cough* send me a tell *cough*

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No, no! Seeeee.. cat wasnt saying he HAD bombs.. he was simply letting everyone know he IS the bomb... So ya see... Again DA is innocent. 100%

Cat.. Put that explosive back in your pants.. people are starting to stare....

HEY! Get your mind out of the gutters!! I ment his pants pockets....

ya bunch of pervs..

**catuela** · Mar 19th, 2003, 18:48:56

Jeez. The point I was trying to get across is that I have a cold.

If I hadn't been overcome by that fit of coughing you would have read.

I know this is "not the place for this" but
could someone please "send me a tell" I'm so lonely.

I apologize for any confusion this may have caused

-Cat

**Thyme** · Mar 19th, 2003, 19:12:37

Jeez. The point I was trying to get across is that I have a cold.

If I hadn't been overcome by that fit of coughing you would have read.

I know this is "not the place for this" but
could someone please "send me a tell" I'm so lonely.

I apologize for any confusion this may have caused

-Cat
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TA-DA!!!!!

/disco

**Jynne** · Mar 19th, 2003, 19:27:45

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**Aimes** · Mar 19th, 2003, 19:44:39

((

Bravo Jynne

))

**____________Marlamin** · Mar 19th, 2003, 20:33:45

Minefields on tower areas.. Now that would be many dead Neutr*Cough* Clanners.. *Grins*

**catuela** · Mar 19th, 2003, 21:20:56

Hmm its seems Marlamin has come down with the same cold as myself....sorry to hear that Mar.

**_______________Bliqz** · Mar 19th, 2003, 22:44:18

((Dang it, I just replaced the keyboard from when Vix made me spew coke on it...You calnners are gonna break my bank account))

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