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    Run Fixer Run (lyrics)

    Sung to the tune of the early 80's one hit wonder "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

    Run Fixer Run

    You can run if you want to, it's about all that you can do
    and when your friends are out leveling, you'll be running until you're blue
    I say, you can run where you want to, a place where you'll never find a team
    You can shout out loud Fixer LFG but everybody's AFK
    And we can run.

    Ah we can run when we want to, we can always get away
    Running from death, leeching experience
    It's our favorite way to play.

    You can run if you want to, cause running is such a blast
    But if you don't have grid armor and you try to kill something
    You'll be taking it up the a*s
    And we can run.

    Rrrr-Uuuu-Nnnn
    Run Fixer Run!

    (add some verses)

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    We can flee from the danger
    Watch friends fall to the floor
    And we can block out their screams from reaching our dreams
    Cause we’ve, done it all before

    We can run where we want to
    We can leave our fears behind
    Cause we're pushing mach three and begin to pee
    Stained pants, never crossed our minds

    And we can run, Rrr-Uuuu-Nnnn

  3. #3

    Talking

    oh that just made me feal so uber just now thanks guys.

    Melbringi 71 Clan Fixer RK2

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    Seasons in the sun

    Goodbye to you my fixer friend.
    We've known each other since we were level nine or ten. Together we climbed hills and trees.
    Learned of grid and rooting mobs
    Buffed our speed and healed our feets.

    Goodbye my friend it's hard to leave.
    When all the guns are shooting in the sky.
    Now the spring is in the air.
    Pretty buffs are everywhere.
    Think of me and I'll be there.
    We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
    But the hills that we climb were just seasons out of time.

    Goodbye Fixers please pray for me.
    I was the black sheep of the family.
    You tried to teach me right from wrong.
    Too much whine and too much song
    Wonder how I got along.

    Goodbye Fixers its hard to die.
    When all the guns are shooting in the sky.
    Now that the spring is in the air.
    Little n00bs everywhere.
    When you see them I'll be there.

    We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
    But the whine and the song like the seasons havent gone.
    We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
    But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone...

    Goodbye fixers my little ones. You gave me love and help me find the gun.
    And every time that I was down.
    You're always come around
    And get my feet back on the ground.

    Goodbye Fixers it's hard to die.
    When all the birds are singing in the sky.
    Now that the spring is in the air. with the flowers everywhere.
    I wish that we could both be there.

    We had joy we had sun we had seasons in the sun
    But the hills that we climb were just seasons out of time
    We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
    But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone.
    We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
    But the whine and the song like the seasons have all gone.
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

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    no

    Im not leaving YET..
    But its a hymn to all those left, and maybe will.
    Hopefully will FC get a clue, and do something FAST.

    When i leave, will i post an edited version of Stairway to Heaven
    Last edited by Teknolord; Feb 13th, 2002 at 12:26:38.
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  7. #7

    Re: no

    Originally posted by Teknolord
    Im not leaving YET..
    thank god, I was getting a bit worried. the singing was scary enough without people leaving too

  8. #8

    ehhe

    Oh no, its my duty to stay for a while longer... It would be stupid of me to rant and whine, and not stay to see IF anything changes
    so i guess im obliged to stay around
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  9. #9

    my turn!

    Sung to the tune of operation ivys "knowledge" (if you cant get a copy, ill email you one).

    I know,
    things are getting tougher when you cant kill a green without a friend twice your level,
    Wide open road is my future now,
    So get ****ing running!

    All i know is what i can't do,
    All i know is that i can't do nothing,
    All i know is what i can't do,
    All i know is that i can't do nothing.

    Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeee get told we're unique
    yeah right, as if, you're talking out your ass

    All i know is what i can't do,
    All i know is that i can't do nothing,
    All i know is what i can't do,
    All iknow is that i cant do nothing.

    What you gonna do without grid armour?
    Son you'd better learn to hide,
    You've wasted all those ips,
    And you're running away from greens.

    Metas, they got it all on a plate

    All i know is what i cant do
    All i know is that i cant do nothing
    All i know is what i cant do
    All i know is what i cant do nothing

    And we're fixed????!!!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  10. #10
    This is a story about a clanner named Bobbie Sue
    A little fixer with very little to do
    She sit around Tir, and buff, and sing the blues
    and here's what happened when she decided to get some loot...

    She headed down to, ooh, old West Athens
    That's where she heard was the action
    Bobbi Sue shot a mob while running a mission
    He aggroed and she turned and run...

    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run

    Mr. Gaute is a developer in Europe
    You know he knows just exactly what to nerf
    He ain't gonna let that fixer get a break
    He's gonna nerf her and put her in her place...

    Bobbi Sue, whoa, whoa, she's buff today
    But Gaute's nerfs caught up to her the very next day
    She lost her xp, hey
    She lost her team
    She lost it all--and she's still running today

    Screaming go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run
    Go on--run, little fixer, run

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    /me looks around the thread, and sees the state that her fellow fixers are in.

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  12. #12

    hihi.. cant stop while at it!

    One more?

    Bobby Brown/Fixer d00d
    Frank Zappa/Teknolord


    Hey there people I'm a fixer d00d. They say I'm the fastest d00d in town
    My feet is fast, my clothes are shiny. I tell damn FC they can kiss my hiney

    Here I am at a famous spot. I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
    I got a enforcer here, wants to help with my mission
    Let him do all the work and maybe later I'll loot him

    Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. I do not think I'm too extreme
    And I'm a handsome son of a ***** I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

    Agent's liberation Came creeping all across the planet
    I tell you people, I was not ready when I fecked this **** by the name of xxxxxx

    He made a little speach then uuh, he tried to make me say when
    He had my balls in a vice, but he left the dick
    I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

    Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. But now I smell like vaseline
    I'm a miserable son of a *****. Am I a puller or a gridder, I don't know which

    So I went out and bought me a grid armor suit.
    I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
    Got a job doing mobsta pulling and none of the teammates can even tell I'm a gimp

    Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into T&S
    I can take about an level on the tower of power
    As long as I gets a little golden shower

    Oh God, I am the Anarchy dream
    With a mausser up my butt 'till it makes me scream
    And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, FC"

    Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic. Thanks to Funcom, I'm a killing spastic

    And my name is Fixer D00d - Watch me now, I'm going down
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  13. #13
    Loonies..


    I'll converte some Kaizers Orchestra songs to AO as soon as I have time ... Though only the norwegian speaking part of the community will truly apreceate it (as they sing in norwegian).

  14. #14

    Talking MUST JOIN IN!!!

    Tune: MOP "ante up"

    v1.

    Rubi-ka, Home of the brave,
    I'll be running the streets like a slave,
    With a Sempai dress code,
    Always in distress mode,
    (that will send us to our grave) SO!
    You think we don't know that?
    Fixer , Hold that !! (blaoow!)
    Fixer, Hold that !! (blaooow!)
    Fixer, Hold that!!!
    From the street, fixer, you know the drill,
    Im 900 and 99 tho short of a mil,

    ch.

    Run-buff up!
    Root that fool!
    Run-buff up!
    Smg that Fool!
    Its the perfect timin,
    you see those red mobs shinin',
    just get off them goddam GA crystals!
    HUH!
    Run-buff up,
    Burst that fool!
    Run-buff up,
    HOT you fool!
    get him! get him! get him!
    Hit him! hit him! hit him!
    Yap him! gap him!
    Help me ! Help me!!!!

    V2.......

    Them Mobs you know, ain't friendly
    those GA's we cast make em all envy,
    you thinkin its all good,
    agents creepin thru a small hood,
    enforcers trippin about a buff,
    and they all should....
    Runbuff up! Burst that fool!
    If you're put up in a team,
    back out your SMG money,
    catch them fools at the bar for that shiny yal money...

    C2 repeat...

    Anyway..... i think this thread is a perfect example of why I love the fixers community...
    JimmySav , Neutral Fixer RK-2
    "Jim'll Fix it for you...."

    CEO Rubika Asset Management
    "Jimmy's back, and this time, its personal!"

  15. #15

    damn i love you guys (and girls)

    Things like this could ONLY come from fixers
    Teknolord, Rubi-Ka 1 fixer.

  16. #16

    dropkick murphys - barroom hero

    Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat,
    though his maussers broken and cra*
    hes a fast little bloke with a wussy gun,
    dont you take his grid away...

    HEY!

    Hes been at it for years, blitzing missions for beer
    been saving for the big GA

    hey! hey! hey!

    With his phat runspeed and nanoskills
    this guy has shed some tears
    though his friends and team sing a different song,
    as they worry about their next purchase

    hey! hey! hey!

    but this aggroant fool breaks every rule
    you see he made a fixer.

    did he listen, no he dont,
    runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
    like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
    might keep this fool from dieing

    hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
    from a thousand bigger men

    hey! hey! hey!

    though he fights and looses,
    got all the bruises,
    wont Funcom please step in?

    but this pridefull fools got a masochistic streak
    keeps getting back into the ring

    hey! hey! hey!

    in the queue for fixes this class was placed
    but everyone pushed in

    did he listen, no he dont,
    runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
    like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
    might keep this fool from dieing

    did he listen, no he dont,
    runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
    like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
    might keep this fool from dieing

    hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
    from a thousand bigger men,
    though he fights and looses, got all the bruises,
    wont funcom please step in?
    My lungs arent blackened by tar, they're blackened by SIN!

  17. #17
    /me shrugs her shoulders, and gets out a cheerleading uniform

    anyone got any cheers for me?

    (sorry cant think up any, stressful day in the office, grrrr)

    lilnymph
    Lilnymph - Clan Fixer - RK1
    lilnymph wrote on November 21st, 2003 08:01:01:
    You may take our postcount threads, but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!
    Originally posted by Cz
    The post count is mine! All mine! Mwahahahah!

    40.476190476190474% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
    Style over Substance

  18. #18
    Scary... very scary.

    But hey, it's good!
    Pilker, OmniTek Fixer and Happy Traveller.


    Root and Run - It's a way of life.

  19. #19
    Here ends the story. And the Fixers found their purpose. They are the Bards of Rubi-Ka. Lying face down in the gutter after drinking themselves into oblivioin. Funcom knew it all along. They just wanted us to figure it out for ourselves. Way to go Funcom. Way to go Fixers.

  20. #20

    wow

    Fixers are really funny!. maybe the profession should be called "comedians" instead of "fixers".

    Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into T&S
    I can take about an level on the tower of power
    As long as I gets a little golden shower
    -really funny 1 =)

    you made me laught, ill pay ya 1 mil

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