The Council of Atroxes HQ!

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 17th, 2003, 14:37:27

The CoA (Council of Atroxes) is sending a summons to all architecs! We need a building built to house the Atrox's greatness. This comes after the fact that someone pointed out that using the CoT building isn't wise because the owners might come back... and us being nice atroxes would take our fridges and leave.

Was getting alittle cramped in there anyway. Price is no object.
Plus all the pie you can eat.

**______________Barlau** · Feb 17th, 2003, 14:49:21

Umberdeath,

Instead of one *big* house, which you would have to *share* with all the other atroxes (atroxi?), wouldn't it be nicer if every single atrox could have his own little building?

The model I'm thinking of is lightweight, portable, with blue sides and a white roof and door. Quite cheery to look at, actually. And best of all, easily transportable. Plus, they come with cheery stainless steel sinks filled with happy blue disinfectant, so you can wash your hands before pie and cake!

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 17th, 2003, 14:56:26

Originally posted by Barlau
Umberdeath,
Plus, they come with cheery stainless steel sinks filled with happy blue disinfectant, so you can wash your hands before pie and cake!

Wash hands before eating? Hmm... a noble idea...

As for small houses... *shakes head* We need One large one to show the world our Might! *shakes fist with atrox might*

**ocra12** · Feb 17th, 2003, 15:07:29

Hmm... why not? ;D

**assassimon** · Feb 17th, 2003, 15:10:00

I think it should be a big cave!

and pie should be baked in a stone oven for best taste, would be perfect in a cave.

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 17th, 2003, 15:12:31

Originally posted by Azzazzimon
I think it should be a big cave!

and pie should be baked in a stone oven for best taste, would be perfect in a cave.

A cave eh? Maaybe... *realizes somthing important*
AH!! I see your trap! Atroxes will never go back to the mines!!!

**assassimon** · Feb 17th, 2003, 15:36:00

Originally posted by Umberdeath

A cave eh? Maaybe... *realizes somthing important*
AH!! I see your trap! Atroxes will never go back to the mines!!!

Ohh I didn't mean like that... *throws a pie deep into the black cave*...Umby go get it boy!

**BigGreen** · Feb 17th, 2003, 18:58:22

Originally posted by Barlau
... you would have to *share* with all the other atroxes (atroxi

Plural of Atrox is Atrox. That way we no have to remember stuffs.

To use example:
"Run! There are 15 hungry Atrox charging the Mongol Meat stand!"

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 17th, 2003, 19:01:04

Originally posted by Strax

Plural of Atrox is Atrox. That way we no have to remember stuffs.

To use example:
"Run! There are 15 hungry Atrox charging the Mongol Meat stand!"

We were not charging! er.. *ahem*

*innocent halo look*

**_______________Bliqz** · Feb 17th, 2003, 19:18:57

Originally posted by Strax

Plural of Atrox is Atrox. That way we no have to remember stuffs.

To use example:
"Run! There are 15 hungry Atrox charging the Mongol Meat stand!"

I think there was a thread on this in the ols Social forum, but let me sum up what was said there.

We looked for words that ended in "ox"...we found few...But we found one that seemed to fit the nature of the Atrox, and used it as our basis:

Ox = Oxen

Atrox traveling in a herd are "Atroxen"

Come to think of it we didnt decide on any one word...we just yell "LOOK OUT FOR THE PIE EATERS!!"

**BigGreen** · Feb 17th, 2003, 19:34:07

Yes, but Moose are bigger than Ox, and Atrox is big as Moose. Plural of Moose is Moose. So, plural of Atrox is Atrox. See?

**Simplehead** · Feb 17th, 2003, 20:27:42

It's gotta be either

1. Relax bar in omni-forest

2. Beer and Booze, or Br and Oz as I call it in Hope.

**Lyricia** · Feb 17th, 2003, 21:38:22

All this time I thought the Bronto Burger in Newland City was their HQ. I always saw a large Atrox mob there on Thursday nights.

Then I found out it was just All-you-can-eat Bronto-Cheese night. There goes that theory.

**______LostInTheWoods** · Feb 17th, 2003, 22:49:29

Originally posted by Lyricia
Then I found out it was just All-you-can-eat Bronto-Cheese night. There goes that theory.

ALL-you-can-eat?!?!?

**UwensBack** · Feb 17th, 2003, 23:58:42

Originally posted by LostInTheWoods

ALL-you-can-eat?!?!?

Actually, no. There have been some mistakes recently involving the deaths of serveral Bronto Burger Employees. Bronto Burger would like to make it clear to all atroxes that the term All-You-Can-Eat does NOT, I repeat does NOT, include the Bronto Burger Employee. Thank you for your time.

-Spokesman
Bronto Burger Inc.

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 18th, 2003, 08:12:06

Oh.. hmm...

Well we're getting a bit off subject here...

We DEMAND A Building!!!

**jokzer** · Feb 18th, 2003, 09:44:45

Big Boss Umberdeath, can we have pie AND Bronto Burgers as well as cake??
Squishy bring us food??
All we want??

*grins broadly, pats belly*

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 18th, 2003, 19:27:11

There will be at least 4 Bronto and Pie stands built in!

**ocra12** · Feb 19th, 2003, 10:44:25

Umber, how come yer threads always turns into a post about pie/food/eating etc. etc.... Anyways, always a blast to read them ;D

**__________Umberdeath** · Feb 19th, 2003, 15:20:05

Originally posted by Okkra
Umber, how come yer threads always turns into a post about pie/food/eating etc. etc.... Anyways, always a blast to read them ;D

No one who can make a big building tinks so... *sniff*

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