Damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
"Damn, it feels good to be a Fixer"
(FunCom Boards PG-13 Edit) (Compliments to the Ghetto Boys) (from Office Space)
(sung by Sapph and Phillip Ross)
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
A real Omni-Tek fixer plays his cards right
A real Omni-Tek fixer never runs his damn mouth
Cuz real Omni-Tek fixers don't start fights.
And fixers always gotta Mausser,
Showin' all his boys how he shot 'em.
But real Omni-Tek fixers don't flex nutz
Cuz real Omni-Tek fixers know they got em
And everything's cool in the mind of a fixer,
Cuz Omni-Tek fixers think deep,
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real Omni-Tek fixers don't sleep.
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, GA-twinkin', grid-hackin' prankstas
Is when the GA goes down, what the f*** you gonna do?
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
Damn it feels good to be a fixer,
Feedin' the noobs and helpin' out wit they bills
Although I was born in Rome Blue,
Now I'm at the BB makin' deals.
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer
I mean one that you don't really know
Walkin' around town in my Cee Dee Ess,
Buffin' runspeed for those who gotta go.
Now Omni-Tek fixers come in all shapes and colors,
Some got killed in the past
But this fixer here is a smart one
Been livin' for Phillip Ross and I'll last.
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, GA-twinkin', grid-hackin' prankstas,
When the GA runs out, what the f*** you gonna do?
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer,
A real Omni-Tek fixer knows the play,
The real Omni-Tek fixers get the reddest of the missions,
Ask that Omni-Tek fixer Kasimir.
Now NT's look at Omni-Tek fixers like a stop sign,
And play the role of Little Miss Nuke.
But catch the NT all alone, get the HoTs, root and shoot,
and then you're burst-hittin 'em so hard they puke.
Cuz Omni-Tek be the game playas,
And everythings quiet in the clique,
An Omni-Tek fixer pulls the trigger,
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off s***.
Real Omni-Tek fixers don't talk much.
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast.
And real Omni-Tek don't fly for s***,
Cuz real Omni-Tek fixers just run fast.
Now when you in the Clan world talkin' smack, bring it on,
Hit our towers and let the guards f****' shank ya
But fixers like myself kick back and keep game
Cuz...
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
And now, a word from the President!
Damn, it feels good to be a fixer,
Gettin' promoted into Rubi-Ka,
Everything lookin good to the people of the world,
But the Omni-Tek board is my boss.
So every now and then I owe a favor here and there
like lettin' a big gun shipment through,
And sendin' em to the Clan community,
So we can bust you-know-who.
So people of Omni, keep supportin' me,
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war.
To all you employees, that help me to win,
I'd sincerely like to thank you.
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nutz,
And damn, it feels good to be a fixer.
OK C said to post it here instead. So its posted here insted.
No need to bite my head off C. You coulda just moved the thread. :(
(To the tune of "Paint it Black")
I’m running through a door and then suddenly it’s black.
Just not there any more, it suddenly turned black.
Like from tripped alarm, all the exits close.
No chance to stay alive, until the darkness goes.
I see a line of mobs, all coming through the black.
I left them far behind but they're all warping back.
The mobs turn their heads and quickly look my way.
Its nothing new to me, it happens every day.
I look inside myself and see my health is black
I watch my red bar and it's quickly turning black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s time for gridding out when your whole world is black
Oh no, please anything, anything but black.
Hit me with anything, anything but black.
If you run a blitz and your fixer is not blue,
Then I can foresee this thing happening to you
If you are fast enough, and buff a great big run,
Then you might just grid out before the monsters come.