Lvl 57 Fixer LFT...

... to kill invasive neighbors. Or should I say, the parasites that live in the flat above mine.

I'm sick of not sleeping more than 4 hours a night since they're back for their studies. I'm still half a student myself, but that's really going above all I've known...

I'm also sick of hearing them throwing their chairs against the walls, listen to crappy music way too loud, singing like drunken cats scorched alive (they can't carry a tune and when they're more than 5 people it's even worse), sodomize their dog and rolling their furniture across the whole room. Because, honestly, they must be doing all of this, to be able to make so much noise when (we counted, according to the voices we could hear) they're only 4 or 5 people in their flat.

Even with 15 people around me for my birthday weren't we able to compete with them on this point. And they were all professional tabletop roleplayers, which means a lot about our ability to be noisy.

Killing spree scheduled tonight for 8 pm GMT.

/rant mode off. Need coffee to keep me awake!

hehe I like my neighbours, we get on well, and have similar taste in music (which is handy as we also all enjoying playing said music quite loud. Thankfully the floors are well soundproofed, as the people below us are quite boring, but we have never had any complaints yet (well, apart from once when everyone was on balconies, but that doesnt count :D )

hugs

lilnymph

It always sounds like my upstairs neighbors are bowling.. usually around 5am.. but then I live in an interesting little apartment complex. ;)

--K

Oh I just wonder how they're themselves able to live like this.
They go to bed after 3 am, and they're up before 7. Every day. Or almost.

And sound isolation here is very very baaaaad!...

Well that's when they invite friends for the evening, but when the both of them are alone it's not really different in fact. :o

Well, I know how it is my upstairs neighbors never sleep.. considering right across the street from my apartment complex is the Den of Villiany.

--K

Heh master bedroom downstairs 2 kids bedrooms upstairs... and you think you're neighbors are loud... And i work grave :(

At least you can always go upstairs and apply a baseball bat to your kids :)

--K

We have two katana at home. And we know how to use them (guess my two-years fencing lessons can be useful in here, even if it's not kendo). I suppose I can use them instead of base-ball bats? ;)

Go for it! And make a video please, I want to watch :)

/me grins, considering taking a sawed off shotgun upstairs.

--K

Ill take two nerf bats to the kids... heh sorry im softhearted :)

Yayh, I'm game! If I can find a webcam now maybe I can even post a link :p

/me passes out pitchforks and torches. Huzzah!

My neighbors are afraid of me and my roomate, partly because everytime there is a loud sound outside my roomate runs down the stairs with a shotgun, then there is me who scared the neighbor into choke slamming me across his living room and into a wall because he couldn't mentaly withstand my bizzarre sense of humor and now is paranoid that my roomate is going to shoot him......other than that we have a great place and the neighbors are cool.

Whee! let's go on the killing spree. I'm gonna put their flat on fire whil they're away, and burn the dog with it. And then take my head back, because I realy don't know where I have left it at the moment :D