hihi.. cant stop while at it!
One more? :)
Bobby Brown/Fixer d00d
Frank Zappa/Teknolord
Hey there people I'm a fixer d00d. They say I'm the fastest d00d in town
My feet is fast, my clothes are shiny. I tell damn FC they can kiss my hiney
Here I am at a famous spot. I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a enforcer here, wants to help with my mission
Let him do all the work and maybe later I'll loot him
Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a ***** I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Agent's liberation Came creeping all across the planet
I tell you people, I was not ready when I fecked this **** by the name of xxxxxx
He made a little speach then uuh, he tried to make me say when
He had my balls in a vice, but he left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the Anarchy dream. But now I smell like vaseline
I'm a miserable son of a *****. Am I a puller or a gridder, I don't know which
So I went out and bought me a grid armor suit.
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doing mobsta pulling and none of the teammates can even tell I'm a gimp
Eventually me and a friend sort of drifted along into T&S
I can take about an level on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God, I am the Anarchy dream
With a mausser up my butt 'till it makes me scream
And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, FC"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic. Thanks to Funcom, I'm a killing spastic
And my name is Fixer D00d - Watch me now, I'm going down
damn i love you guys (and girls)
Things like this could ONLY come from fixers ;)
dropkick murphys - barroom hero
Face down in the gutter, wont admit defeat,
though his maussers broken and cra*
hes a fast little bloke with a wussy gun,
dont you take his grid away...
HEY!
Hes been at it for years, blitzing missions for beer
been saving for the big GA
hey! hey! hey!
With his phat runspeed and nanoskills
this guy has shed some tears
though his friends and team sing a different song,
as they worry about their next purchase
hey! hey! hey!
but this aggroant fool breaks every rule
you see he made a fixer.
did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing
hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
from a thousand bigger men
hey! hey! hey!
though he fights and looses,
got all the bruises,
wont Funcom please step in?
but this pridefull fools got a masochistic streak
keeps getting back into the ring
hey! hey! hey!
in the queue for fixes this class was placed
but everyone pushed in
did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing
did he listen, no he dont,
runs like a stoat, but thats all he'll ever do
like the thoughts and prayers of a million strong
might keep this fool from dieing
hes a legend in the bar, with every scar
from a thousand bigger men,
though he fights and looses, got all the bruises,
wont funcom please step in?