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Press Release:
COAST OF PEACE, Rubi-Ka, August 5, 29481 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Rubi-Ka Universal Robots (R.U.R.) today announced that its top secret laboratories working for the Beverage Division are now ready to publicly launch the product. After years of development, testing and litigations, Yuttos Energy drinks are now available to the public.
Visit http://www.yuttosenergy.com for full details.
Brought to you by the makers of RUR Cola and Milly.
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"njanjanjaaa yuttosyuttosyuttos"
*pauses*
murmlemurmle yuttosyuttos
*stops trying to speak and looks frightened to his can of Clear Thought yuttos energy boost drink*
((I am blown away. :) ))
I wonder who kept this hidden from public view for a year....
The newswire was dated : August 5, 29481
And it is August 29482 already!? Someone trying to keep this off the market? Cant say I have seen anything that would compete with it.
The fact that the gridpage was done using pro CSS and a clean design is what scares me the most.
"100% Certified organic" and "12% Real Yuttos Juice", I hope it won't contain any living Yutto in it :X
I'm fairly sure the yuttos aren't alive at that stage.
((i'm in tir right now, standing by the subway entrance next to the arena and i don't see anyone or anything selling this stuff))
"Watch his mouth! Hes bites!!"
"OOOOUUUCH!! LET GO OF THAT!!"
"Get a shock prod!!"
"We did! He ATE it!!"
"Glue guns! Grab the glue gu-OOOOF!"
"I got this arm! I got--AAHHHHHhhhhhhh...." Thud
WHAM!
The bloody and disheveled group of Pathfinders stare at the 'Trox Enfo, lying droolling on the ground, with a large dent in the back of his helmet.. They look back to where Gun stands, cradling a sledgehammer in his arms.
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***********Teletype msg to all Allied Orgs and Units**************
Msg begins:
DO NOT allow Atrox's attached to ur Units/Orgs to drink the new Yuttos Energy drinks recently put on market. They react badly to it.
CWO Gunfytr
2nd Det. Pathfinders
*Pathfinders: When you absolutely have to have somthing blown up overnight.
Msg ends
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Is there no Food and Drug Administration over there? Who let this thru? Someone fell asleep at the wheel.